Hot Mamas

Seven weeks after giving birth to her daughter Maxwell, Jessica Simpson was spotted hard at work trying to get her body back to her pre-pregnancy weight.

With her adorable puppy in tow, Nick Lachey's second wife Vanessa Lachey did her best Jessica Simpson and showed off her bulging baby bump as she left some hoity toity pet spa in L.A. on Monday.

Rockin' some maternity workout wear, the 31-year-old looks to be keeping fit during her pregnancy.

Vanessa is due at the end of the summer with her first child with hubby Nick.

Here they are -- the pictures you've all been waiting for ... or were hoping would never surface ... Octomom ... completely naked and doing the unspeakable ... SURROUNDED BY BABY STUFF.

The pics are shockingly graphic -- so click at your own risk -- but we have to be honest ... for someone with fourteen kids, Octo looks damn good.

TMZ broke the story ... Nadya Suleman has partnered with porn studio Wicked Pictures to produce a self-pleasure video -- entitled "Octomom: Home Alone" -- set for online release on June 20.

Just six weeks after giving birth, new Weight Watchers spokesperson Jessica Simpson gave a glimpse of her post-pregnancy body while leaving a gym in L.A. on Tuesday.

On May 1st, the 31-year-old had little baby girl Maxwell Drew, her first child with fiance Eric Johnson.

Taking one workout at a time, Jess should be back to her pre-baby weight in no time.

After flashing her nipple in Turkey the other day, Madonna continued to strip down on the latest stop of her body part peep show tour by showing off her mother-of-four butt in Italy on Tuesday.

While performing her hit song "Human Nature" again, the Queen of Pop unzipped her pants and exposed her lacy thong-clad 53-year-old taut backside to the crowd at Rome's Stadio Olimpico.

Demi Moore, rarely seen these days since her split from Ashton Kutcher and a stint in rehab, reappeared Thursday to attend the high school graduation of her daughter Tallulah.

Earlier this week, one of Demi's other daughters, Scout, was busted in NYC for underage drinking and flashing a fake ID.

You don't need a Nutty Professor to tell you how great Jada Pinkett Smith looks.

Here's the 23-year-old "Set It Off" former blonde back in 1995 (left) -- and 17 years later, the 40-year-old "Madagascar 3" beauty in NYC this week (right).

Where there's a Will, there's a way ... to age fabulously.

Octomom will not be coming to the stage of a Florida strip joint -- TMZ has learned she's canceling her stripper gig because she thinks club staffers are talking smack about her.

As TMZ first reported, Octomom was set to drop her top (and only her top) at T's Lounge in Palm Beach, FL next month -- but Octo's rep Gina Rodriguez tells TMZ they pulled out of the deal this morning.

Rodriguez says the straw that broke Octo's back was a WPEC12 interview with a club bartender who said, Octo has "a lot of mouths to feed so it was only a matter of time" before she started stripping. The bartender added, "She must be a little crazy, normal people don't have that many children."

It's been months since she revealed she's carrying a little guido inside her, but Snooki's bulging baby bump at long last made an appearance through her t-shirt in Seaside Heights on Tuesday.

With the "Jersey Shore" back filming for the summer, Snooki's plus one could be ready for his first GTL closeup in the very near future.

The 24-year-old mom-to-be -- officially belly up.

Just three weeks after giving birth, former Tiger Woods mistress numero uno Rachel Uchitel showed off her brand new baby girl -- and her fab post-pregnancy body -- in Napa on Tuesday.

The 37-year-old new mom, husband Matt Hahn and their little bundle of joy, Wyatt Lilly, looked like one big happy faithful family as they strolled through Northern California together.

HOLY MAKEOVERS!! Porn is doing wonders for Octomom -- 'cause the mother of 14 is fully glammed up in this photo from the set of her self pleasure video.

The gold and black bikini snapshot of Octo, aka Nadya Suleman, was leaked by another porn star ... Jessica Drake, who "coached" Octo through her performance.

The porn studio behind the video -- Wicked Pictures -- just issued a press release, in which Nadya says, Drake "opened up my eyes to a whole world of self-pleasure that I could never have imagined." Drake says, "I am honored to have helped [Octo] explore her sexuality."

According to the release, the video will show Octomom in a "variety of erotic scenarios" focused on solo masturbation -- all poking fun at her public persona.

Octomom calls the experience "the best, most powerful, and most liberating thing I've ever done."

Compare the above pic to Octo's topless spread earlier this year, and it's easy to see the improvements in her appearance.

Let's hope her finances get a makeover too.

Brace yourself -- Tanning Mom used to be white, and kinda hot ... at least she was in a series of glamour pics she posed for in an attempt to break into the world of modeling.

Way back when TM, aka Patricia Krentcil, was in her 20s (think T-Rex) -- and before she turned her now infamous shade of leathery brown -- she took this headshot along with some cleavage-baring swimwear photos.

Krentcil, 44, has pled not guilty to child endangerment ... saying she never took her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth. The case has been sent to a grand jury.

Goldie Hawn is the kind of mom every kid wants -- aside from introducing your hot mom to your friends, she gives her kids houses.

We were digging through some official records and found last month ... Goldie gifted one of her houses to her son, actor Oliver Hudson.

We're told Goldie bought the house in October, 2009, and put both her name and Oliver's on the deed. The house was purchased for $2.09 million. BTW, it's not exactly a starter home -- it's a really cool spread in Brentwood, CA ... 4,000 square feet, 4 bedrooms, etc.

Then on May 21, documents show Goldie filed a "Gift Deed" with the county, giving her son full title. The document specifically says Goldie got no money in return.

Oliver's a successful actor ... he's currently on "Rules of Engagement." But it's nice to have a mom who cares.

Gentlemen, put your hands together and welcome to the stage ... OCTOMOM!!!!

That's right ... sources close to Octo tell TMZ she has booked a gig at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL for her first stint as a stripper. We're told Octomom will do two shows a night from July 11-15.

But it's not all good news -- or maybe it is -- because we're told that while T's Lounge is all-nude, Octo will only be going topless. And if you were hoping to take Octo back to the champagne room, that's not going to happen -- she won't be doing lap dances.

According to our sources, Octo has felt "sexually liberated" since filming her solo porn (due out this summer) and decided stripping would be a good way to promote the upcoming video.

Snooki is no stranger to losing her balance and falling on the floor, but this time alcohol wasn't what caused her to almost bite it ... it was her huge platform wedge heels.

While arriving with all her crap to the infamous Seaside Heights crib -- where she won't be living this season -- the pregnant "Jersey Shore" star lost her footing, but luckily recovered avoiding any sort of injury to herself or her unborn baby.