Hot Mamas

From the looks of Heather Locklear's gorgeous booty in Hawaii, you'd never know she just turned 50.

Like Ashlee Simpson, Locklear showed off her amazing body in a polka dot bikini with fiance Jack Wagner this weekend.

Being a half century old never looked so damn good.

While in Mexico this weekend, former singer Ashlee Simpson rocked a polka dot bikini which showed off her hottest asset.

Who knew Ashlee would turn out this good in the end?

Jennifer Lopez was single and ready to mingle last night in Las Vegas, hitting up PURE nightclub in Caesars Palace.

Old pals Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie made their way down to Mexico this weekend, enjoying a little time in the sun while south of the border.

Carrying Jay-Z's unborn not only has Beyonce glowing ... it's got her sparkling too.

The gorgeous mom-to-be was radiant in a glittery blue jacket and mini-dress in NYC last night.

Bey is due in February.

The same day TMZ reported Charlie Sheen will get $100 million in a settlement from Warner Bros., a cheerful and refurbished Brooke Mueller was spotted shopping around town in L.A. on Monday.

When Charlie's finances are healthy, everyone's happy.

Reese Witherspoon didn't let a little thing like a black eye from getting run over by a 84-year-old woman while jogging two weeks ago stop her from ... jogging again this weekend.

At the same time Halle Berry was frolicking around Spain in a teeny, tiny AWESOME bikini ... she was sending her lawyers into battle back in L.A. today ... to once again fight her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry.

Sources connected to Halle tell TMZ ... Aubry, who is also in Europe, has been throwing a fit over custody issues involving their daughter Nahla while Halle shoots "Cloud Atlas" in Europe -- and we've learned, Halle's lawyers were in court today to put out the flames.

Halle's lawyers Neal Hersh and Judy Bogen were in court today to address Gabriel's bellyaching -- and while it's unclear exactly what happened during the proceedings, the two walked out with huge smiles on their faces.

Jenny McCarthy showed off her gorgeous curves while on the beach in Malibu with her boyfriend on Thursday.

The 38-year-old is anatomically correct ... and then some.

After revealing she was pregnant on the VMAs last week, Beyonce -- who just turned 30 -- showed off her growing bare baby bump while vacationing with Jay-Z in Croatia on Tuesday.

Her destiny's child is in there.

Beyonce celebrated her 30th birthday just like every other expectant mom -- ballin' her face off on a massive yacht in Venice, Italy!

B and Jay-Z held court aboard the super luxurious yacht "Odessa" ... for her big 3-0 celebration -- which included visits from celeb pals Gwyneth Paltrow and Erykah Badu.

Beyonce was seen on-deck checking out her not-yet-visible baby bump.

Audrina Patridge and her mother Lynn showed off their hills & rockin' bods in matching teal green bikinis on the beach in Malibu on Wednesday.

Nothing beats a mother's love ... of her daughter's fame.

Beyonce just showed up to the MTV VMAs with a very special guest -- HER FETUS.

Rumors have been swirling about B having a bun in the oven for weeks ... but tonight she confirmed the buzz by showing off her baby bump on the red carpet.

With Beyonce as the mom ... and Jay-Z as the dad -- one thing's for sure ... THAT KID IS GONNA BE RICH!!!!

For more on the MTV VMAs check out TooFab.com.

After winning some sort of "celebrity" boxing event in Fort Lauderdale this weekend, Octomom Nadya Suleman showed off what a shark attack giving birth to eight kids at once will do to your body.

She's scarred for life.

Wearing a form-fitting green one-piece bathing suit, "Law & Order: SVU" star Mariska Hargitay cooled off in the Hamptons on Wednesday.

Life's a beach for Detective Benson.

A day after going topless, supermodel/mother of four Heidi Klum celebrated covering up on the beach by chugging down a Corona in Italy on Monday.

So that's how she keeps her sexy girlish figure.