Olsen Twins

Paulina was seen leaving the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills on Wednesday, wearing this kaleidoscopic bandana -- a look taken right from the closet of weavetastic pop mom Britney Spears. The oversized beauty goggles are a staple of the Nicole Richie school, while her ratty peroxided locks and pouting lips are hallmarks of the hobo-chic Olsen twins. And how does she acknowledge the photogs? With rehabber Lindsay Lohan's favorite gesture -- the peace sign. *yawn*

Mary-Kate dated Katzenberg on-again-off-again for several years. Katzenberg took up with Nicky after Mary-Kate supposedly left him for Stavros -- who then dated Paris for a bit in 2006. Confused yet?

Although she's just two weeks shy of her 21st birthday, Mary-Kate Olsen is looking rather aged these days. Being a multi-millionaire bag lady is a hard life!

Sources on the set of Showtime's "Weeds" tell TMZ that the newly-joined cast member is needing to spend a little extra time in the makeup chair -- to cover up her dark circles and other assorted blemishes! A well-placed source tells TMZ that several crew members were overheard commenting on how surprisingly old she looks in person. Where's a pair of oversized sunglasses when you need 'em?!

So why is MKO aging faster than Trader Joe's bread? One possible answer: we're told that when MK is not filming a scene, she spends all her time smoking Marlboro Reds and drinking her trademark Venti-sized coffees. The breakfast of child star champions!

Luckily for the celebretwin, our source says producers are ready to make any necessary cosmetic fixes in post-production. Editors are the new plastic surgeons!

A rep for "Weeds" could not be reached.

Ash, wearing some type of optical device that looks like it was devised for Helen Keller, was carrying a massive alligatorish bag -- which might just be the carrying case for her crazazy sunglasses.

Afterwards, Ashley went to her mah-jongg game and brought her fabulous homemade kugel. Such a doll that one!

The comedy relic sported her paparazzi princess, de rigueur, oversized 70s granny shades, form-fitting leggings, a shopping bag -- and the essential Venti-sized Starbucks cup. Tiny dog, Blackberry and less famous sister not included!

Her Robertson Blvd. look is almost complete, but there's no word on whether Stritch plans to get a DUI, breakup with an oil heir -- or flash her goods!

Tiny Toon Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted at a hockey game on Thursday with her man-sized, Fabio-wannabe Brit boytoy, Max Snow.

Dressed in her winter Druid garb, Mary-Kate and her giant got their slobber on as they watched the New York Rangers beat the Montreal Canadiens at Madison Square Garden.

The couple has been dating since September. And they said it wouldn't last...

Thus marks a trip to the beauty salon for hooded, high-heeled, peroxided mega-twin, Mary-Kate Olsen, photographed yesterday while feeding ... a meter. MK dipped into Neil George Salon for what appears to be a tweak on her blinding bleach job, emerging from the shop with a more golden hue to her blinding 'do.

Stylish Miss Olsen knows that nothing sets off a hair-whitening like a pair of white sunglasses!

With this eBay auction, you can redress your grievances and redress the fashionista horrors! Convertible car included! The dolls come with their apples and oranges pajamas (get it?). Not quite life-sized.

If you're crafty, you can make them their very own witch boots and Yeti coats! Think of all the fun things you can do with these!

Ashley and her stylistically-challenged sister, Mary-Kate, terrorized a West Hollywood supermarket on Monday with their livin' on the streets fashion horror.

A menacing MKO outdid herself, sporting the latest in gross-ery chic: a pair of red, striperella cha-cha heels and a fried white-blonde Donatella 'do. For her own safety, Ashley hid behind a flower arrangement while decked out in a pair of Sacajawea lace-up boots. Spare some change?

It takes millions of dollars to look this bad.

Ashley, who made PETA's Worst-Dressed list in 2006, looks like she's wearing a black mink and her pint-sized platform jackboots as she leaves the posh Plaza Athenee hotel near the Champs Elysees. Oh, l'humanite!

Mary-Kate opted for a lighter mink jacket, her tragicomic white sunglasses, a green alligator purse, torn black leggings, an unfortunate skull scarf, and of course, yet another pair of five-inch ankle-high witch boots! L'horreur!

TMZ contacted PETA for comment, and Veep Dan Mathews said, "Maybe their granny left them those ratty furs. They should have buried the coats with her."

And the rest of the outfits too!

Clad in luxurious designer fashion, Ashley Olsen resembled a Park Avenue Princess of New York on Thursday. On the other hand, her street urchin sister, Mary-Kate, looked like she spent the night on Park Avenue! Spare some change?

While Ashley's furry Ewok jacket may not be everyone's Venti cup of latte, it does add a splash of rich color to her chic millionaire maiden all-black ensemble. Unfortunately, MK's windswept bottle-blonde Upper East Side vagabond bag lady couture won't even gain her entry to the VIP Room of a Bronx women's shelter. Ashley, help a sistah out!

In between squats, leg raises and some unusual stretching, Ashley enjoyed the view outside of her beachfront hotel, while nearly giving photogs a view right down her shirt.

Working out on vacation is impressive, but working out without spilling a single drop of your beverage --that's talent! Click here to see more of Ashley's wacky routine.

The petite press-shy princess dropped her usual haute homeless couture to introduce the latest in Eskimo chic, and hid her face from paparazzi in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Can you blame her? Who in her right mind wants to be photographed looking like an Antarctic streetwalker?

The ensemble-challenged, itty-bitty twin hobos were "spotted" in New York last night -- doing everything they could to mask their identical mugs. Hidden beneath umbrellas, fur coats, and a large furry hat, Mary-Kate and Ashley made separate exits from NYC hotspot Butter ... at least we think it's them!

More obliging to cameras were hip-hop diva Eve, also at Butter, and Jamie Foxx, who hit up the Belvedere party at Marquee.

In a possible attempt to infuriate PETA after putting her sister on their Worst Dressed list, Mary-Kate Olsen donned a fur get-up. Girl even had a bodyguard as a personal paparazzi face-blocker.

More generous to the photo and autograph crowd were Johnny Drama himself Kevin Dillon, and Mark Wahlberg --who both took time to pose and sign pictures.

Also at the party were Terrence Howard, Dennis Quaid, Michael Keaton, Forest Whitaker, Justin Long and the always sexy Rose McGowan.

The possibly more stylish Olsen twin, again wearing stick-thin platform jackboots, retrieved her canine companion at L.A. DogWorks in West Hollywood, where the dog seemed more excited to see her than the public was to see "New York Minute."