Nurse!

Diddy needed stitches in his foot after being involved in a brawl -- with a champagne glass!

Although a report stated the hip-hop mogul received 40 stitches after cutting his foot on a champagne glass while partying at his Miami home last weekend, TMZ has exclusively learned that it was actually just five stitches. Diddy wound up having to miss Russell Simmons' Art for Life event last week -- which had peeps thinking he just straight up dissed the event. But turns out Diddy sent Russell over a videotaped message in his place. You know how he do!

A rep for Diddy tells TMZ, "He is doing fine now."

Kenny Baker was rushed to an English hospital last night immediately after getting off a plane from Chicago. Baker's son told reporters that the pint-sized star has problems with asthma, although friends initially thought the 73-year-old's condition was more serious. Help him, Obi-Wan!

As Yoda would say, better get soon.

The rehabbed widow Cobain (Can you believe Kurt committed suicide 14 years ago last week?!) was caught outside a London club on Wednesday with a plastic bag full of prescription pills. Ever hear of a medicine cabinet?!

Well, at least she's on some sort of meds.

Singer Toni Braxton has been admitted to a Vegas hospital -- breathe again!

We hear Braxton was admitted to St. Rose Dominican Hospital late last night after her show at the Flamingo Hotel and Casino. FOX 5 in Vegas reports the diva is in good condition.

A spokeswoman for the American Heart Association, Braxton suffers from pericarditis, an inflammation of the sac surrounding the heart. She learned she had the condition after the birth of her second son.

Braxton has been headlining a Las Vegas show at the hotel since 2006. Tomorrow's show could be canceled, but that won't be confirmed until this afternoon. Today was a scheduled off day.

The chronic chart-snooper who improperly pried into Farrah Fawcett's medical records was also caught looking at Maria Shriver's info -- and that of 32 other big-name patients -- at UCLA Medical Center.

The further breach of privacy was revealed last night, though the other high-profile patients involved weren't named by the L.A. Times. The woman who did the improper digging was fired last May and was described by UCLA as a "rogue" employee, and the hospital says -- says -- that none of the info was sold to tabs.

There may be something more dangerous to Barack Obama than pastor Rev. Wright -- his nasty smoking habit!

While Barack allegedly quit smoking back in February 2007, ABC News Correspondent Jake Tapper says he ran into the Illinois senator in August when he "reeked of cigarettes." Obama did inhale! Obama even admitted he "fell off the wagon" on last night's "Hardball." Maybe LiLo can lend Barack some of her Ariva.

If BO wants to stay off the cancer sticks, he should just take his own advice and say: Yes We Can!

Is three weeks too soon to pimp out your newborn child?!

With no magazine million dollar baby pic offer to speak of, Melissa Joan Hart hit up a Beverly Hills expectant mom event on Wednesday -- with her poor 21-day-old son, Braydon, at her breast. Baby's first red carpet.

What's next? Braydon's birthday party at Hyde?!

After a winter of hibernation, The Bear was spotted in Beverly Hills on Wednesday looking like half the man he used to be -- literally. We'll have whatever he's (legally) havin'.

Hopefully, he'll keep it up and disappear for good!

Farrah Fawcett got snooped on by a UCLA Medical Center employee last year, just like Britney Spears did after her stay there -- and Farrah's lawyers think the National Enquirer and other tabs may have gotten the dirt on her cancer as a result.

According to the L.A. Times, the Enquirer ran a story about Fawcett's cancer returning last year, which appeared before Fawcett had even told her son and closest friends. The hospital fired the employee who had checked out Fawcett's records, says a Times source.

As if the David Cook emergency wasn't enough, Ryan Seacrest suffered his own injury at "A.I." tonight.

The stylish singer managed to crack a smile while showing off her non-impetigo-ridden face. If Internet rumors are to be believed, Winehouse could have cleared up the skin condition with her own pee. Also floating around those Internets - Winehouse and Pete Doherty are shacking up, making babies, and starting their own line of hair grease products. April Fool's indeed.

TMZ has learned Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for what we're told is a "minor kidney infection." That's a pisser!

Jessica's rep confirms the story, first reported by In Touch. The rep says Jess is fine and should be released today. We're told her QB BF Tony Romo is not with her, though.

Influenza is turning out to be a bigger threat to "American Idol" than DUIs, stripper scandals or the massacring of Beatles songs!

Sources tell TMZ since this season's nasty flu has infected contestants, their family members and show staff more than ever, a meeting was called to warn the "Idols" about being aware of who they come in contact with, ways to protect their voices and how to try to avoid catching the virus. Wash your hands, wannabes! We're told that some contestants have really taken it seriously and even be spotted wearing medical masks. The return of SARS!

Last night, the flu may have caused Ramiele's voice to go "bye bye"-- tonight we'll find out if she will!