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Adolf Hitler has had his head chopped off, decades after leaving a planet he profoundly harmed.

It went down at Madame Tussauds in Berlin. A 41-year-old Berlin man decided to wax poetic. In the end he won by a neck, even though he now faces criminal charges.

Truth be told, it kind of gave us an idea. Click here .

In a letter to Stone, obtained by TMZ, PETA prez Ingrid Newkirk says "We are used to the indifference that you flaunt and the callous remarks that you make..." Newkirk mentions that whole China thing as well as comments about animals.

PETA makes an offer to pay for a brain scan "to determine if comments and actions that seem to demonstrate a lack of empathy are the result of a physical defect."

Is the finger one of the seven chakras of the body? Namaste.

We caught up with Wolf -- the guy who chased down the driver -- who says his girl will be in the hospital for at least another five days, and will need a ton of rehab after that.

He also breaks down why he was so calm after chasing down the woman who nailed his girl with her car -- he's got a baby now, and says his fatherly instincts kicked in.

This masked couple was snapped at a Wimbledon match this week and while it's unknown what or why they are doing it, the buzz is they could be part of the anti-Scientology group Anonymous.

Save Suri!

UPDATE: Sorry Suri, turns out it's part of some sort of marketing campaign for the car manufacturer Lotus.

The 67-year-old -- whose birth name is Rámon Gerardo Antonio Estévez -- was picking up dry cleaning in Santa Monica on Tuesday, when the fashion police were called to the scene.

No injuries were reported.

The Heidi and Spencer Show pulled up to the Santa Monica DMV on Tuesday -- and caused more carnage with their PDA than a drunk driver in front of STK!

Heidi was there to register to vote. The thought of the dingbat voting may be the only thing scarier than her singing.

As of yesterday, it is illegal in California to drive and talk on a cell phone without a hands-free device -- a law that Frankie is clearly breaking.

46-year-old LeRoi Moore was on a break between concerts when he was injured riding the rig at his farm outside Charlottesville, VA. He was transported to UVA Medical Center, where he's listed in fair condition.

A statement on the band's website said "Please join us all in wishing LeRoi a speedy and complete recovery."

Jeff Coffin, saxophonist of Béla Fleck and the Flecktones, will sit in with the band while he recovers.

The 68-year-old great Dane puffed away after having dinner in Copenhagen.

Today, a U.S. government-funded study declared Denmark the happiest country in the world. Put ya lighters up!

Ambidextrous Brit singer Lily Allen partied at a music festival in England this weekend, with some sort of hand-rolled smoke in one hand and a cig in the other.

While James Blunt was part of the line-up, Mary J. was not.

If he won't wear drawers, can somebody then get Lenny Kravitz a belt already?!

After a busy week of passing out in her home, being hospitalized, diagnosed with early signs of what could be emphysema and visiting her husband in prison, the weaved loon stopped off for some much needed nourishment ... in the form of miniature bottles of liquor.

Between the cigs, alcohol and other treats, Amy's got all the essential popwreck food groups covered.

Lisa Wilson filed suit yesterday in Brooklyn Federal Court, alleging that Floyd -- a guard dog -- "lunged" at her when she walked past him during the 2006 flight, making her go ass-over-elbow and giving her such debilitating back pain that she had to have serious surgery.

The California Department of Consumer Affairs -- who oversees the Medical Board -- sent Adams a letter on May 21, telling him he had 30 days to pay his child support or he would lose his license to practice. Guess that didn't happen, because now a spokesperson for the Medical Board tells us this afternoon "As of midnight last night, he is not allowed to practice medicine in California." We hear this also happened in 2006 -- his license was suspended then for three months, also for non-payment of child support. We're told it can be reinstated -- once he pays up.

Adams has been sued several times by various patients for malpractice, resulting in several hundreds of thousands of dollars of judgments against him.