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Shia LaBeouf's weekend car crash is going to piss off fan boys big time.

His hand surgery is serious enough that the "Transformers 2" star is going to miss filming on the sequel for nearly a month. His rep released a statement that reads, "Attorneys for Mr. LaBeouf confirm that an automobile accident involving an additional party occurred early morning in Los Angeles on July 27, 2008. Shia is currently recovering from extensive hand surgery with plans to return to work on the set of 'Transformers 2' within one month. No further comment will be issued at this time."

As TMZ first reported, LaBeouf was involved in a wreck in Hollywood early Sunday morning and arrested on suspicion of DUI.

Didn't your momma tell you to look both ways before crossing the street?

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay Lohan was out in NYC last night with gal pal Samantha Ronson, and as they were leaving, Lilo got hit by someone on a bike.

We're told her driver took her to Beth Israel Hospital in Midtown Manhattan and she checked herself out at 4:00 AM.

Kenyon and Trina escaped without injuries, but according to 7 News Belize, a 12-year-old girl and her 9-year-old brother were injured in the crash.

The 39-year-old's moobies were covered in man-sweat while out his with daughter in Beverly Hills on Thursday.

Someone get this dude an antiperspirant, stat.

Alicia, 34, resurfaced last week at Gowanus Yacht Club in Brooklyn -- working! Goranson was reading tarot cards and telling patrons lies their fortunes for money.

Somewhere on the "Scrubs" set, Sarah Chalke is laughing.

Country wreck Mindy McCready's trip to Dr. Phil-approved rehab comes with an added bonus -- a spot on Dr. Phil's couch.

While there were conflicting reports as to whether McCready was in rehab for addictions or for psychiatric issues, a source close to Mindz tells us she is at a Texas center that specializes in both drug addiction and mental health issues. Two for one.

We're told Dr. Phil set the whole thing up and will pop in to see her in a week or so. McCready will spend a total of 30 days at the facility and her rehabilitation will culminate with the taping of an in-studio appearance on "The Dr. Phil Show." Our sources tell us Mindy will attempt to explain how she doesn't think she has a problem. She's tellin' the story.

Here's FrankenBrigitte clubbing in London last night.

Couldn't she have splurged for a new 'do and outfit too?!

There's something in the hair tonight.

We're just sayin'!

A week after being snapped with her mangled foot, Jennifer Garner's pinky toe looked almost right while out with daughter Violet on Wednesday.

Despite losing her kids, her mind and her weave, Britney Spears is still a fan favorite!

TMZ has learned that the popwreck will be an MTV VMA nominee for Best Female Video for her janky "Piece of Me" craft project.

She may be a 5150, but for some she's still #1. Who knew?

By the look on these photogs' faces, the wacktress' nip slip was the scariest thing at last night's "X-Files" premiere since the chupacabra.

Camille Cerio filed suit against the actor last August, claiming he owed her massive amounts of cash stemming from a little TV show he did called "Friends." Cerio says she signed an agreement parting ways with Joey 12 years ago, but now alleges that piece of paper is invalid because she was depressed at the time she signed it, and unable to enter into any agreement. Matt's camp is not buying, and now wants Cerio to put her money where her mouth is and prove she's crazazy.

A hearing is set for August 13.

Mindy McCready is going back to rehab after trying to do herself in with her favorite swiggable and pharmaceutical -- vodka and Ambien -- and we hear Dr. Phil's inserting himself in the whole she-bang.

TMZ has learned the troubled McCready went off the deep end late last week after getting dumped by her boyfriend and collapsed while on the phone with her mother. She downed a bottle of vods and pills in what we're told was a "suicide attempt."

She's headed to Arizona for treatment, and a source says that was all Phil's idea. We're told he's taken Mindy under his wing as a "personal project." As for whether or not she'll be on the show, time will tell.

But how does 40-year-old Bingham manage to find time to do her own food shopping in between auditioning for all those reality shows?