Jen Aniston -- No Friend of SmartWater
In a move worse than starring in "Love Happens," SmartWater spokesperson Jennifer Aniston was snapped holding a bottle of Arrowhead while on vacation in Mexico.
Jen should have heeded the warning and not drank the water.
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Nic Cage's Home -- Cleaned Out in Sixty Seconds
Just hours after Nic Cage's foreclosed New Orleans home was sold at a public auction, movers wasted no time clearing out all the leftover junk yesterday.
No word on where the movers ended up taking all the crap -- which included carpets, tons of boxes and a giant stained glass window.
Nic -- who's suing his former business manager for blowing his fortune and leaving him dead broke -- wasn't around for the move.
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Bulletin: Richard Simmons Wears Pants!
With his signature bedazzled tank top and short-shorts nowhere in sight, an almost unrecognizable Richard Simmons went to a doctor's office in Santa Monica on Wednesday wearing a men's t-shirt and full length pants.
Luckily, the 61-year-old was still spotted by his frizztastic perm.
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Mike Tyson's Handiwork
This is what it looks like when Mike Tyson punches you in the face.
Paparazzo Tony Echevarria got into it with Tyson yesterday afternoon at LAX. Both men were arrested. Tyson was taken to the police station ... Echevarria went to the hospital.
Tyson's lawyer, David Chesnoff, claims the photog was harassing Tyson, his wife and kid. Chesnoff claims some photogs followed the ex-champ into the bathroom, though he didn't say if Echevarria was one of them.
The photog got 5 stitches.
Pretty ironic -- his t-shirt says, "Live Long."
Mike Tyson Arrested at LAX
UPDATE 8:33 PM PT: Cops tell TMZ
was released on his own recognizance.
UPDATE 8:13 PM PT: Tyson has been booked for misdemeanor battery and his bail has been set at $20,000. The photog was also booked on misdemeanor battery -- Tyson claims the photog got so close he actually made contact with the boxer.
TMZ has learned Mike Tyson has been arrested at LAX airport for battery after a bloody confrontation with a paparazzo outside the United terminal. We're told Tyson punched the pap in the face and there is blood everywhere.
We're told Tyson was at a ticket counter at the United Airlines terminal when the incident occurred. The photographer got punched in the face, hit the ground, got up and began walking, leaving a trail of blood. An LAPD spokesperson said the photographer suffered a minor laceration to the forehead.
Someone at the scene tells TMZ ... the photographer got very close to Tyson before the boxer struck him. Our source says there's blood on the ground and Mike was taken away in a squad car. We're told an ambulance was dispatched at 4:39 PM to LAX and the paparazzo was transported to a local hospital.
Cops say Tyson and the photographer performed citizen's arrests on each other -- both are expected to be booked for misdemeanor battery. Cops also said witnesses backed both stories ... so that could get interesting.
If Tyson is prosecuted, given that he's a former boxing champ, the charge could end up being assault with a deadly weapon.
Tyson's rep says he was traveling with his 10-month old daughter when he was attacked by an overly aggressive paparazzi -- adding the boxer acted in self-defense to protect his child.
Amy Winehouse -- If You Bought 'Em, Flaunt 'Em
Re-engineered pop star Amy Winehouse took her new silicone assets out for a walk last night in Camden, which seemed to burst through her wife-beater top like they were the handiwork of Dr. Bruce Banner.
Who said her career was a bust?
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Ed Westwick Nips It in the Bud
While his shirt was being taken off, "Gossip Girl" bad boy Ed Westwick got a mouthful on his nipple from some guy at a wedding.
The striptease went down at Ed's girlfriend's and fellow cast mate Jessic Szohr's friend's wedding reception in Milwaukee recently.
What would Chuck Bass do?
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Tennis Star Courts Lakers Star
Maria Sharapova has three Grand Slam tennis titles under her belt ... and the guy she's holding hands with -- L.A. Laker Sasha Vujacic -- is wearing a brand new NBA championship ring.
If the 6'2" and 6'7" athletes -- who were spotted walking around L.A. today -- ever have a kid ... doctors will have to have a "No sports agents allowed" rule in the delivery room.
What's Eating Lindsay Lohan?
Lindsay Lohan looked quite happy as she departed a house party at Leonardo DiCaprio's place early Sunday morning.
Hanging out with the king of the world will do that to a gal.
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Susan Boyle Has Arrived ... Again
It was a big deal the first time Susan Boyle came to the United States. This time ... eh, not so much.
The angelic Scotswoman arrived at LAX yesterday in advance of her appearance on "Dancing with the Stars." Don't get too excited -- no dancing, just singing.
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Britney Spears -- Nowhere to Go But Up
After being slammed by Aussie fans, media, and politicians for her first concert, Britney Spears left her hotel in Perth this morning to get ready for her second show there.
All Britney needs is a little support and she'll be fine.
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Jon Gosselin -- Hommmmmmm-Wrecker
With reports that he split with girlfriend Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin has already found a new peace.
The 32-year-old father of eight blocked out Kate's nagging long enough to meditate while practicing yoga in L.A. on Friday.
Jon's favorite pose: downward facing d-bag.
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Mariah -- Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel
Wearing one of Lady GaGa's one-piece castoffs and the remains of Britney's pre-conservatorship weave, Mariah Carey hung out on the beach in L.A. on Wednesday.
The sexy 40-year-old diva took the plunge ... and showed off her photoshop-free curves.
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Kardashian Takes a Shot to the Face
Rob Kardashian boxed last night ... and let's just say he went down faster than a Kardashian sister at a NAACP convention.
Rob got in the ring for a charity event at the Commerce Casino in California -- and fought a guy who bid for the right to fight a Kardashian. After Rob took a quick and brutal beating, the fight was called after the first round.
Kim also got in the ring for a charity fight, but we're told she went down pretty quick, too.
Hugh Jackman -- Hands-On Dad
In the middle of his latest stint on Broadway, Aussie hunk Hugh Jackman has really adjusted to life in NYC.
The 41-year-old strolled through a park with wife Deborra-Lee and daughter Ava in Manhattan on Monday.
Check yourself, before you wreck yourself.