Renee Zellweger's New Man Has Legal Issues
After multiple failed relationships with musicians -- like Jack White and Kenny Chesney -- Renee Zellweger has finally found a stable dude with a day job ... NBC legal analyst Dan Abrams.
The two lovebirds cuddled at a place where most healthy relationships blossom -- a liquor store in NYC.
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Chris Brown Pumped Up Before Arrest
While Rihanna waited in the car, Chris Brown pumped gas into his rented silver Lamborghini Friday night -- the same vehicle in which Brown allegedly went ballistic on a woman (identified by the L.A. Times as Rihanna) the following evening.
Brown turned himself around 7:00 PM last night and was released shortly after on $50,000 bail. The vehicle is currently sitting in an impound lot.
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Shia to Sir Paul -- I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Paul McCartney doesn't look like a "Transformers" fan -- and really, who is? -- so when he ran into Shia LaBeouf and shook his hand at LAX, think the Beatle had any clue who he was?
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Phelps Pot Shot -- It Was a "Bad Mistake"
Michael Phelps fired off a mea culpa for that damning bong photo -- telling paps on his way into a Baltimore training center that he used "bad judgment." But there's more....
When Phelps was asked if he had stopped all drugs, he cracked a smile and responded, "I don't take drugs ... and I get drug tested all the time ... you can look at the records and you can see."
Our records only contain one photo...
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He Who Must Not Be Properly Named
This is Joseph Fiennes, not Lord Voldemort/Kate Winslet co-star brother Ralph, but someone clearly didn't know the difference -- and the "Shakespeare in Love" star did nothing to convince him otherwise.
Jackman -- The Sexiest Student Film Alive
Since his big budget epic "Australia" tanked, Hugh Jackman is going low budget --- reallll low budget.
Jackman was in New York this weekend, minding his own business in a local park, when a couple of kids from the NYC Film Academy guys recruited him for their student film.
We assume they did better than Baz Luhrmann.
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Rosie -- I'm Too Old to Get Angry at Nothin'
At 46 years of age, Rosie O'Donnell says she's too old to let the little, meaningless things in life piss her off -- like the paparazzi.
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Brad Pitt in Japan Konnichiwhaaaa?
Brad Pitt wasn't just lost in translation last night in Tokyo -- his voice was lost entirely when he went to address the crowd on a faulty mic.
The peeps at the "Benjamin Button" event didn't seem to mind ... he's just as pretty on mute.
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Speidi Wears Bargain Basement Panties
Cupid's biggest mistake went on a vomit inducing Valentine's Day photo-op at the 99 Cent store -- because nothin' says "I Love You" more than cheap purple panties!
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McConaughey -- Tick'd Off in Watch Store
Mule kickin' hissy fitter Jake Gyllenhaal could learn a lot from Matthew McConaughey -- dude knows how to keep his cool when dealing with the paparazzi.
Yesterday in Hollywood, McConaughey didn't appreciate the paps filming him inside "Wanna Buy A Watch" -- where he and Camila were shopping on her 27th birthday. So Matt kindly, politely stepped outside to cut a deal with the photogs.
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Throw Me a Frickin' Clone Here!
Anyone against "cloning" may have second thoughts after this adorable puppy video of Lancelot Encore -- the first commercially cloned canine in the US.
When their original doggy was diagnosed with cancer, Florida couple Edgar and Nina Otto had their pooch's DNA frozen -- and when the original Lancelot died last year, the couple shelled out a huge wad of cash for a scientifically engineered clone!
The dog was "created" in South Korea for the low, low price of $155,000. That's a lot of Puppy Chow!
Worth it?
A-Rod -- Strapped With Cash
These days, most people have about as much cash as A-Rod has hits in the postseason -- but the regular season slugger is lucky enough to have to choose which stack of dough he uses to pay for things.
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Original Octuplet Fam -- All Growed Up
A California woman delivered eight babies in five minutes, which is considerably longer than it took America's original octuplet fam -- the Chukwus -- to round up their kids in Manhattan this morning.
Ten years after birthing their brood, the Chukwus are enjoying their long overdue 15 minutes -- thanks to the latest litter.
Jake G. Spits Up after Court
Jake Gyllenhaal was so bored after his first day of jury service yesterday, he could spit. Yes, we know it doesn't make sense, but he spit as he left the courthouse.
Jake's prospective new role: Juror in a misdemeanor battery case in downtown L.A. He's back in court at 10:30 AM. He's on a panel and has not yet been questioned by the lawyers. We were there yesterday as Jake sat all morning in the jury assembly room, squished into a corner by a really large man.
Will Jake make the cut today? A lot is riding on it. He stands to earn $15 a day and $.34 a mile.
Stay tuned.
That "90210" Chick Is Buckin' Crazy
If AnnaLynne McCord did this for the full hour, maybe someone would watch the new "90210."
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Stewart's Rod Exposed!
He has no problem making an ass of himself on a daily basis -- but this weekend in L.A., Sean Stewart's friends decided to help him out ... and then some.
It must have been a cold day.