Party All The Time

Do you have disposable income ... and a penchant for pain??

Great news ... Pittsburgh Steelers stud linebacker James Harrison wants to kick your ass in a crazy workout routine ON A BOAT ... if you've got roughly $900 to spend.

Harrison is a featured guest on the 2016 Legends of Pittsburgh Cruise -- which sets sail from Miami to Mexico in February ... and allows guests to rub elbows with a bunch of past and present Steelers.

The cheapest room goes for $499 (plus $129 + $65 for fees and gratuity) ... but for an extra $199, you can join a cruise workout class led by Harrison himself.

"James will share his personal workout routine, diet & nutrition secrets," the description reads -- and if you follow James on Instagram, you know he's an absolute MONSTER in the gym.

Don't feel like working out on vacation? There's always the Gronk cruise ...

Kendall Jenner can draw a crowd, which she did in impressive fashion at The Nice Guy in WeHo for her 20th birthday bash.

Gigi Hadid was one of the first to show, which is appropriate because of her new bond with Kendall ... we've confirmed they'll both be on the runway for "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show."

Also present ... Kim and Kanye, Ruby Rose, Khloe and Kourtney, Kylie and Tyga, Drake, Miguel, Lil Za and Jaden Smith.

If you get to the end of the clip, you'll see Kendall's birthday cake about to be thrown in a dumpster.

Justin Bieber took multiple smoke breaks at Kendall Jenner's birthday party ... maybe to celebrate his new-found freedom.

Justin was inside The Nice Guy but had to leave several times to light up. It's pretty clearly plain ol' tobacco, but we've never seen him smoke this way before.

As we reported, as of Monday, Justin's off formal probation in the egging case, so maybe a celebration ritual?

Mariah Carey can still cast one helluva spell -- she managed to spend Halloween her ex-hubby Nick Cannon and also her billionaire BF, James Packer.

Mimi slipped into a sexy witch costume for her party Saturday night at her rented Airbnb mansion in Bev Hills, but before the shindig ... she and Nick took their kids trick or treating. Naturally, they did it in the most Mariah way possible -- piling into a golf cart with Moroccan and Monroe.

Nick stuck around for the start of the party, but dipped out before Packer got there.

Don't mess with a witch on Halloween ... she'll always get her way!

It was chaos in the KC Royals locker room Sunday night ... players doused with champagne and Gatorade after beating up on the NY Mets on their way to the World Series title.

Check out the clip ... it's absolute madness -- well, deserved madness.

The Abbey is at the epicenter of the biggest Halloween celebration in the world ... so it makes sense the famous gay bar dropped a fortune to make its party epic.

The owners have dropped $50k on decorations and 3 dozen Go-Go dancers who will be well-serviced by a bank of make-up artists.

The Abbey sits just below Santa Monica Blvd., where 500,000 people are expected to congregate to watch floats and wild costumes.

Rande Gerber and Casamigos Tequila certainly know how to throw a Halloween party ... because it attracted way more stars than an awards show.

Celebs came out in droves Friday ... Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba, Serena Williams, Channing Tatum, David Spade, Maria Shriver and Kyle Richards, Cindy Crawford, Gwen Stefani, Lenny Kravitz, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Seth MacFarlane, Sacha Baron Cohen & Julianne Hough to name a few.

Casamigos, co-owned by George Clooney, Gerber and Discovery Land CEO Mike Meldman, who dressed as golf pro Ricky Fowler (Ricky dressed as his caddy), made sure guests were appropriately liquified, with the help of a giant backyard bar.

We're told things remained pretty calm and everyone checked out around 12:30.

To be a fly on the wall ...

Jared Leto might not be invited to the next neighborhood pot-luck ... he pissed off a bunch of his neighbors Friday night by throwing a big Halloween party.

One of Leto's Laurel Canyon neighbors took to the neighborhood Facebook page, saying, "Perhaps you could educate all the people coming to your place the proper etiquette of driving uphill/downhill so as to not wreak havoc ... your guests should respect the residents and not park on the wrong side!"

Another neighbor on the page took a shot at Leto for being a "d" and not getting his guests a shuttle service.

But other neighbors defended Jared, telling everyone to chill out ... they were complaining about a party at 10:30 the night before Halloween. The neighborhood matters ... Jared lives in Laurel Canyon, a famous area populated by musicians and loud parties have been thrown there for decades.

We spoke with law enforcement who tell us they never got a call about the party ... maybe the neighbors decided to join -- smart move.

The Game has a very clear picture of who he is ... an extremely rich, extremely hung rapper.

Game was leaving the epic Casamigos party Friday night when our photog asked about the Instagram pic he posted packing major heat.

Game insists ... he didn't do it to hawk his new album.

Zola -- the woman whose Twitter tale has taken the Internet by storm -- might soon have her own movie or TV series because Hollywood execs are hitting her up left and right.

Unless you've been living under a rock this week, Zola gained global attention when she took to Twitter and told the story of her trip to Florida to strip with a "white bitch" named Jessica. Zola tells TMZ her story captivated execs at MTV, VICE, WME and a few independent film makers.

Zola says she'd like her own TV series about her days as a dancer and wants Meagan Good or KeKe Palmer to play her.

Zola's married to the guy from the saga and she's expecting a kid. She tells us she hasn't stripped since her wild weekend in March.

Playboy is being sued after a man claims he suffered serious injuries during the mansion's infamous Halloween party.

Michael Jed says he attended Playboy's 2013 Halloween bash and was approached by security guards during the party. Jed says they told him his wristband wasn't legit so they called the cops and placed him under citizen's arrest. Jed says he tried to make a run for it after waiting an hour ... big mistake.

According to the lawsuit, security guards beat Jed to a pulp ... he suffered trauma to his spine, bruises, contusions and sprains to his neck, back, shoulders, arms, legs and wrists.

On top of all that, Jed says he was arrested by cops but later released without any charges.

He's asking for unspecified damages including loss of earnings.

Hell of a guest list at Ciara's 30th birthday ... with 2/3 of Destiny's Child, Serena Williams, Lala Anthony ... a special guest appearance from the BATMOBILE!!!

It all went down at the Warner Bros. lot -- where the superstars put on their best superhero costumes to help Ciara ring in her 30th bday.

Beyonce was Storm from "X-Men," Kelly Rowland was not Beyonce, Lala was a mixture of Wonder Woman and Captain America ... and Serena -- well, she went as the greatest tennis player alive.

Batmobile though .. pretty awesome.

Kim Kardashian went full girlie for her baby shower -- as in a Girl Scouts themed party -- a family event big enough to get Khloe Kardashian to leave Lamar Odom's side.

All of the the Kardashian/Jenner sisters showed up Saturday to a Beverly Hills home wearing matching pajamas for the party, which recaptured a piece of Kim's childhood ... the movie, "Troop Beverly Hills." They even had tents in the living room, and of course ... Thin Mints and Samoas.

Kim's baby shower was originally cancelled due to Lamar's health crisis, but with his condition stabilizing ... they decided to go ahead, since Khloe was now able to be there.

No word if Thin Mints were frozen before serving, but everyone knows they should be.

Right?

Olivier Rousteing, the creative director of Balmain, had lots of famous friends on hand to belatedly celebrate his 30th birthday.

Kim Kardashian was there with all her sisters except Khloe. Kris showed up too, along with Mary J. Blige, Cara Delevigne, and Tyga. Jada Pinkett brought along Willow and Jaden.

A.J. McLean got to relive his Backstreet Boys glory days in front of a hard-partying crowd ... all thanks to a '90s cover band.

McLean hit up a '90s Throwback Party at Greystone Manor in West Hollywood Thursday night and when a '90s cover band started playing the BSB hit "Everybody," McLean went nuts.

Check out the video ... A.J. kills it on air guitar.

Backstreet's back ... sorta.

Kim Kardashian's 35th birthday bash was a sympathetic affair -- cause when you're 7 months pregnant the best gift is to be surrounded with a roomful of big-bellied women ... even if they're faking.

Kanye West rented out a movie theater Wednesday night for Kim's surprise party -- they watched "Steve Jobs" -- but more importantly ... he had all the guests wear fake baby bumps. The man knows the way to her heart.

Interestingly, Kylie Jenner decided the baby bump fit better over her butt. Based on this pic ... we ain't arguing.

Apparently, Kendall Jenner's invitation said "bra optional." Again ... who's complaining?