TMZ's Crazy Pet Pic -- WINNER!
The tribe has spoken and by the closest of margins, Rooster and Saber's snuggle snapshot scored the $250 prize in our Crazy Pet Pic Contest!
**This week's contest is Summer Sunburn Snapshots -- so be sure and email in your baddest burn for a chance at the $250 prize and a few really cool mystery prizes from TMZ!
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TMZ's Crazy Pet Pic Contest -- Final 4!
With all the Crazy Pet Pics we've got in the barn, we need your help to decide which one of these darling animals will take home the $250 prize!
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Doggie Butt Rap
It's all the rage. All you need is cool shades and a dog's butt and you're in business. The great minds of TMZ TV wrote this ditty --- or diddy -- because if there's one thing we love -- it's a little tail.
Jessica Simpson -- Rebounding is a B*tch
Right after she broke up with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo last weekend, Jessica Simpson was already moving on with her life -- and her lips.
FYI -- we're told the two only met just a few minutes before this photo was taken.
TMZ's Crazy Pet Pic Contest -- The Finals!
Monkeys and mutts and mice ... oh my! These frightening photos flooded in for our Crazy Pet Pic Contest -- check 'em out ... these animals have faces only their owners can love.
** Be sure and check back on Monday to vote for which pet will score the $250 prize!**
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Ms. Rowe Cleans a Horse, Of Course, Of Course
Debbie Rowe spent some quality time going all dental with her horse.
The pic was taken at Debbie's ranch. We're told Rowe and Katherine Jackson are close to striking an agreement over the custody of Michael Jackson's kids. Our sources say the deal is not about money.
As we first reported, Debbie is already collecting cash based on an agreement she struck with Jackson around the time of the child molestation trial.
I Want to Ride My Bicycle Doggystyle
This pitbull brings new meaning to "riding bitch."
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Jessica Biel Unleashes the Hound
Can you spot what's missing in this picture? How about the leash around Jessica Biel's pit bull, Tina!
Though Jess held tight to Justin Timberlake's two boxers as she left Runyon Canyon yesterday, a third leash for her own pooch was mysteriously absent.
According to Pit Bull Rescue Central, the stakes are "always higher" with this kind of dog, and "while they may not instigate a fight, they won't back down from a challenge."
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MJ's Animals Won't Flock Back to Neverland
If Neverland Ranch is turned into a memorial site for Michael Jackson, don't expect MJ's once beloved animals to make a triumphant return.
We spoke to Tippi Hedren -- who runs the Shambala Preserve in California where MJ's former tigers (Thriller and Sabu) live -- and she said, "The animals will not be going back ... they're staying with me at the sanctuary."
We also talked to Freddie Hancock -- the owner of the Voices of the Wild Foundation in Arizona which houses MJ's giraffes, birds and reptiles -- and she told us, "These animals have become a part of our lives as they were a part of Michael's ... [the return to Neverland] would depend on a variety of circumstances."
Surf's Ruff -- Pooches Hit the Pipeline
Some seriously hot bitches hit the surf this weekend -- at the 4th Annual Loews Coronado Bay Resort Surf Dog Competition in Imperial Beach, California.
The advantage of watching this on video: All the hilarity of being there, without the wet dog smell.
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Chaz Bono Hangs Out with His Bitch
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First Dog Gets Official Puptrait
Barack Obama may be the best public relations dude ever. He knew we couldn't resist this pic of Bo. Dammit, that guy is smart ...
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T-Shirt Icon's Granddaughter Goes Shirtless
Che Guevara's hot granddaughter is starting a revolution of her very own ... for vegetarians.
Lydia Guevara is the sexy kin of ruthless Argentine terrorist revolutionary Che Guevara, and she's trading in that trendy communist t-shirt you wore in college for a bandolier of carrots for a certain animal rights group campaign.
No word if she's using her lovely weapons of mass destruction to conspire with Fidel Castro and overthrow a government.
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Eliza Dushku Scent of a Woman
Kate Gosselin's Hair -- Blame It on Diane
We now have someone to blame for Kate Gosselin's newly frosted, chunk-striped, bi-level, Flock of Seagulls-humped-a-porcupine, reverse mullet weave -- Diane's Hair Design in Pennsylvania.
Kate's infamous 'do went in for a little touch up at DHD this week -- either that, or she's been getting the 'do done at Ben's Shoe Repair by accident.
Would you really be surprised?
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PETA Swats at Obama for Killing That Fly!
PETA is finally going after President Barack Obama for delivering capital punishment to a housefly on the White House grounds yesterday -- a death that was caught on tape.
When asked for comment, here's the statement PETA released:
"He isn't the Buddha, he's a human being and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act."
We're told the fly's carcass has been moved to a secret location ... we're guessing the bottom of a White House trash can.