Hot Chick Finds Lost Dog
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Wait, you mean hot chicks always get what they want? Get out of town!
Buddha, Alessandra Ambrosio's blue-haired Maltese, went missing last week and her fiancé enlisted the help of a company called FindToto.com to track the pooch down. They placed nearly 10,000 phone calls -- yes, really -- to residents and plastered the neighborhood with signs, all in an effort to find little Buddha.
Lo and behold, the pooch was returned by a delivery man who had found the dog under his truck. Yes, it was alive. No word what kind of reward he'll get. We're just sayin.....
Fart Attack Pap Drops Stinkbomb on Joey Mac
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What's more shocking -- our photog asking Joey McIntyre which New Kid "farts the most" or the fact the guy actually had an answer? And in case you were wondering, the NKOTB ripper really puts the "D" in silent but deadly.
Hamster Day Afternoon
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Al Pacino may be a vicious killer on screen, but in real life he fiercely protects the rodents, much to the dismay of Beverly D'Angelo.
Our spies served up a classic for us yesterday. Location: PETCO, West Hollywood. Event: Hamster Race. Participants: Five hamsters, as well as the Pacino/D'Angelo twins.
A crowd watched breathlessly as the hamsters were each placed on a plastic track. The critters were somewhat disoriented as the crowd cheered them on. This began to alarm Pacino, who worried out loud the hamsters "are gonna have a heart attack." D'Angelo fired back, "Relax, they're just hamsters!" Now we know why it didn't work out -- they even bicker during hamster races.
In the end, the twins finished second and third. There were whispers that the winner could have been a ringer, because the little girl brought her rodent to PETCO in what looked like a professional pink and green striped carrying case.
Catch Pacino in his latest release, "Scent of a Hamster."
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Sarah Palin Inspires Winos Everywhere
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If Sarah Palin entered into politics to inspire people, this probably isn't what she had in mind.
Ever since Sarah was added to John McCain's ticket, a syrah wine named Palin has been flying off the shelves -- so much so that a Houston company called Cepage Noir WIne Co. has run dry of the Chilean-made booze.
A clerk at Cepage said an entire case of the Palin special was sold to a lady who was throwing a politically-themed shindig.
A Republican party? Sounds like a hoot.
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Gravity Fights Paparazzi, Wins Duff Laughs
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It was like playing with accident prone dominoes on Robertson Blvd. yesterday when a frenzied pack of clumsy pappers totally ate curb while trying to shoot Hilary Duff. It was even funnier when she rubbed it in their faces.
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'Entourage' Chick Do I Look Like an ATM?
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We caught some guy begging "Entourage" hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui for some cash -- but take a closer look at the dude -- he didn't look that poor to us.
Tina Fey Still Traveling Coach?
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She picked up three Emmy awards Sunday night, but even Tina Fey had a minor hold-up at security check-in yesterday at the airport.
Maybe they thought it was Sarah Palin.
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Applegate's Ex Johnathon Who?
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Johnathon Schaech was in the middle of a pretty heartfelt message to cancer free ex-wife Christina Applegate -- then some nimrod and his drunk chick jumped in.....
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Snoop's Oz Wizard Russell Crowe?
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File this at the Deptartment of WTF: Snoop Dogg will be allowed to enter Australia after all, and it's Russell Crowe who opened the door.
Snoop's visa to Oz was held up by gov officials Down Under because of his criminal past. But Russell stepped in and wrote a letter to the decision makers, claiming Snoop "poses no threat" to Oz, and even promised he would do charity work while he was in the country.
Hard to believe, we know -- but we investigated, and it's 100% true.
SJP Snatched in the City?!
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Sarah Jessica Parker was last seen yesterday afternoon, evading paparazzi by jumping into a random VW Bug on the streets of NY.
Anyone with information about her whereabouts, please contact TMZ -- so we can send another camera!
Jennifer Lopez In Bizarre Threesome
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Posh and J. Lo hanging out makes sense -- they're both Scientolosidekicks of TomKat -- but couldn't they find a third wheel more fitting than Nicole Richie?
The trio hooked up for dinner in NY last night. Jada Pinkett-Smith must have been busy.
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NBA Superstar Caught Doing Lance Bass on Tape!
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In what could be hailed the single greatest karaoke performance in the history of recorded music, Portland Trail Blazer Greg Oden grabbed the mic during a charity event in Oregon and ripped out the most ridiculous version of 'NSYNC's "It's Gonna Be Me" you've ever heard in your life.
Gotta admit, dude's got moves -- for an 87-year-old.
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Bow Wow Reveals the Six-Figure Failure
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There was a $100,000 bet for charity between Bow Wow and The Game to see who's the best at Madden football on Xbox -- and Bow Wow spilled who came out on top, and who had to write a check their thumbs couldn't cash.
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Duff Leaves in a Huff
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Hilary Duff thought our first question was funny. Not so much when we asked our back-up question about daddy.
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Calamity Kane Danity Singer Faceplants
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One of the girls from Danity Kane who isn't Aubrey O'Day got down on stage at Youngstown University this weekend -- literally.
Do you have a first aid kit handy?
Three's Company Sake, Vodka, Gin
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Suzanne Somers was flying high outside of Nobu this weekend -- and though the 61-year-old Thigh Master maven is no oinker, you couldn't tell by her laugh.
