Justin Bieber has declared Instagram war on Orlando Bloom ... with a pic of the Brit dissolving into tears.
It's Bieber's second Instagram salvo ... hours after Orlando took a swing at him at Cipriani restaurant in Ibiza he posted a sexy pic of Miranda Kerr and then quickly took it down.
Miranda -- the Helen of Troy in this war -- was the trigger for the bar scuffle. It's clear Orlando felt Justin was banging her while they were still man and wife.
We'd say there's no use crying over Miranda, but then again ...
How's This for a Release
7/30/2014 2:13 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Miranda Kerr's body isn't the only thing that's flawless ... so's her timing, because she was officially made the new face of 7 For All Mankind jeans ... hours after she triggered a celeb scuffle.
The newly released 30-second spot is smokin' -- Miranda not only looks amazing ... she sounds SO hot.
The 7 Jeans campaign slogan is diabolically perfect: "He loves her. She loves him, but he can’t have her. She has the power. She is in control."
Helen of Troy ... so 1190 BC.
UFC Legend Offers to Train Actor
... We Can Take Bieber!!
7/30/2014 12:37 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Orlando Bloom has some serious muscle on his side -- UFC Hall of Famer Forrest Griffin who tells TMZ Sports he wants to TRAIN the actor how to fight so he can take Bieber the next time they face off.
The 35-year-old former Light Heavyweight champ says he watched the footage of Bloom and Bieber going at it in a fancy Ibiza restaurant and says he was unimpressed with Bloom's attack.
"He threw a weak-ass punch!"
But Griffin says he's a fan of Orlando's movies and wants to help ... saying, "He can come to Vegas anytime to train with me. If they ever fight again, I can show him some moves so he can win."
"But I gotta warn Orlando ... I think Floyd Mayweather Jr. is gonna train Bieber -- and that guy's a monster."
Still, Griffin says if the two stars do ever square up, Orlando would have the advantage -- "He's not big, but it looks like he has the reach. Then again, everyone looks big next to Justin Bieber."
Bow Wow ... WOW!!!
7/30/2014 1:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Gisele Bundchen frolicked around on the beach Tuesday in Costa Rica ... crawling around in the ocean with her adorable dog Lua.
Not every VIctoria's Secret model can have two elves fighting over them.
Not Full Force After Busted Ankle
7/30/2014 1:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
There's new hope for Harrison Ford -- 6 weeks after his infamous Millennium Falcon disaster ... he's recovered enough that he no longer looks lke a damaged droid.
Han Solo ventured out to a Starbucks not so far away (Santa Monica) today ... with a slight limp, but free from his futuristic-looking robo foot thing.
Of course, Ford broke his ankle while filming scenes aboard the Falcon for "Star Wars Episode VII." Shooting had to be rescheduled, but now Harrison says he'll be back on set "pretty soon."
Watch the vid. You can totally hear Yoda -- "Do or do not ... there is no try."
Now He's Hanging Out With ...
7/30/2014 12:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
In search of someone who could help protect him should Orlando Bloom strike again, Justin Bieber hung out Wednesday on a yacht in Ibiza with none other than Michelle Rodriguez.
There's nothing romantic going on here -- at least not in these photos -- and besides ... MRod's been hanging with a completely different skinny and often shirtless guy in Zac Efron.
If it came down to it, we feel pretty confident Rodriguez could take Bloom ... and Bieber ... and even Efron in a fight.
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Shark Tank's Daymond John
I Struck Out on $20 Million Pitch
7/30/2014 1:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
We asked Daymond a bunch of questions about Sharking and Sharknadoing -- he's in the sequel premiering tonight -- and he confessed to a bonehead decision about a product. One that's made fellow 'Shark' Lori Grenier a ton o' cash.
As for his "Sharknado" scene ... Daymond says don't blink, cause y'know how black guys fare in horror flicks.
Other revelations? His favorite 'Shark' product, the stupidest one -- and why celebs keep investing in booze. Brutal honesty at its best.
Judge Wants Him Cuffed
Arrest Warrant Issued
7/30/2014 12:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Columbus Short may not be wanted anymore on "Scandal" ... but he's still a wanted man -- as in there's now a warrant out for his arrest.
Short was ordered to show Wednesday morning in criminal court for a hearing in his domestic violence case. His wife was asking the judge for more protection from the actor, who is mired in legal trouble.
But Columbus wasn't there, so the judge issued a bench warrant.
Here's the interesting twist. The day before he was a no-show in a different criminal case. The judge threatened to issue a warrant and Columbus suddenly appeared.
We asked Columbus Tuesday about his belated court appearance. Check out his reaction.
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I NEVER Slept with Justin
7/30/2014 10:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Miranda Kerr did NOT sleep with Justin Bieber after the 2012 Victoria's Secret fashion show ... so Miranda claimed at the time as did her lawyer.
Miranda's lawyer sent out a letter at the time rumors swirled that Miranda and Justin hooked up at a hotel after the show ... when she was still with Orlando Bloom. The letter calls such claims "false and defamatory."
We're told Kerr was as adamant as her lawyer at the time ... that she did NOT hook up with Bieber.
Apparently Orlando Bloom didn't buy the story. The couple separated the following year. And it's very clear from the story we posted Tuesday night ... there's beef between Justin and Orlando over Miranda.
As for Justin ... sources connected with the singer say he got all braggy when he talked about Miranda ... which of course does not necessarily mean he was telling the truth.
Miranda posted a photo this afternoon on Instagram of herself topless in a bathtub ... just in case you forgot what all the fuss was about.
These Rolls Ain't Loyal
7/30/2014 10:53 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Chris Brown continues to look noticeably heavier since getting out of jail ... bravely partying without a shirt on while hanging out Wednesday afternoon in glorious St. Tropez.
CB is partying in France while one of his new neighbors in the San Fernando Valley tells TMZ he has no qualms about shooting the R&B singer if he trespasses onto his property.
Based on these photos, it doesn't seem Chris moves with a lot quickness these days ... so he's best to heed the warning.
Neighbor Drama Just Got Real... Violent Threat Made
7/29/2014 9:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Throws Punch at Justin Bieber
7/29/2014 6:02 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
8:30 AM PT -- We're getting different versions of what incited Orlando, and people are taking sides. One account is Justin extended his hand to Orlando, who refused it, and when Justin asked what's your problem ... Orlando mentioned Miranda. Justin then tried to walk away and that's when Orlando swung.
A second version -- Justin said something to the effect of, I had sex with your wife ... and THEN Orlando swung.
Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber early Wednesday morning in Ibiza ... and Justin fled the restaurant -- this according to 2 eyewitnesses.
The eyewitnesses tell TMZ ... Orlando was in Cipriani restaurant which was packed with celebs, including Paris Hilton, and Diddy.
You don't see Orlando swing, but the eyewitnesses tell us that's exactly what happened. We're told Justin ducked the punch. That's where the video starts and you hear Justin scream, "What's up bitch?"
We're told when Bieber left the crowd applauded.
The backstory is almost legendary ... Justin partied with Orlando's then-wife Miranda Kerr after a 2012 Victoria's Secret fashion show in NYC and they got very VERY close. And in April of this year, Orlando was hanging out with Justin's on-and-off GF Selena Gomez. So the bad blood is flowing.
Hours after the fight ... Justin threw gasoline on the fire by posting -- then quickly deleting -- this pic of Miranda.
What, Me Worried?
7/30/2014 10:18 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber made it clear immediately after he ducked an Orlando Bloom punch -- he was not shaken or rattled.
Justin and a buddy mocked the thwarted punch in the parking lot of Cipriani ... where the altercation went down.
Justin also chatted up some female fans ... knowing of course the photogs were clicking away.
As we reported ... some eyewitnesses claim Justin essentially told Orlando he banged Miranda Kerr... something she has denied.
Even though Justin made it look like the whole thing just rolled off his back ... it was clearly on his mind because hours later he posted a sexy pic of Miranda, and then quickly took it down.