Harvey and Mike are answering your questions on everything today -- including the Florida Highway Patrol's decision to only ticket Tiger Woods for his accident last weekend.
Tiger Woods' car crash is really gonna cost him ... $164.
The Florida Highway Patrol just said Tiger will be given a ticket for careless driving -- the result of Friday's single-vehicle crash.
The FHP said the investigation is complete and it will not seek any search warrants for his medical records.
The agency also says no one involved has made claims of domestic violence.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Tiger Woods
Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson -- the 24-year-old who claims to be MJ's lovechild -- is going back to court in the hopes of getting a slice of Jacko's fortune, even though he was already rejected by the people who run MJ's estate. 
PMMJJ just filed "objections of rejection" paperwork in L.A. County Superior Court, in which he begs a judge to "have determined that he is the biological son of decedent Michael Joseph Jackson ... and gain whatever benefits he is entitled to."
The Jackson estate had rejected PMMJJ's claim back in August, even though he provided a California birth certificate which lists Michael Joseph Jackson as his father.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Michael Jackson, Exclusives
We've never heard of Rita Guedes -- and she clearly didn't understand the questions we threw at her yesterday in Beverly Hills -- but she's hot enough to have been in Playboy Brazil, so enjoy.
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Playboy
Verne Troyer claims his ex-girlfriend -- who recently obtained a restraining order against him -- is just a lying gold-digger who had a bone to pick.
In a response filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Verne admits he started dating Yvette Monet after meeting her at a party at the Playboy mansion in December of '08.
Verne claims Yvette eventually wanted him to give her money so she could pay her bills -- but when she refused to cough up the actual bills, they got into a big fight.
Verne says he ended up cutting her a check for $2,000 anyway ... but they broke up a week later despite his generosity.
Monet eventually filed for a temporary restraining order against him -- which was granted -- claiming Verne wouldn't stop texting her ... and even threatened her life by saying his friends carried guns and would do anything he asked.
In the documents, Verne says "at no time did I ever threaten Ms. Monet or even hint to her that I would harm her in any way."
Verne says he found out about the restraining order by reading about it in the media.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Verne Troyer, Exclusives
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the Florida Highway Patrol will move to have charges filed against Tiger Woods in connection with the accident last Friday.
We are told the FHP will announce the case is against Tiger -- not his wife. We do not know if the FHP will arrest Tiger or refer the case to prosecutors.
We know FHP was investigating whether Tiger was driving his SUV under the influence.
Tiger was drifting in and out of consciousness after the accident. As we first reported, his wife gave paramedics two bottles of prescription meds she says Tiger had taken though she did not know when. There was no evidence of alcohol.
The FHP is holding a news conference at 3:00 PM ET. We will livestream.
Story developing...
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Exclusives, Tiger Woods
One of the Burglar Bunch suspects admitted to peeing and puking in Orlando Bloom's bushes while three others were burglarizing his house ... this according to a detective's testimony today in suspect Alexis Neiers' preliminary trial.
Detective Brett Goodkin said he recently interviewed Alexis in the presence of her lawyer ... and that she admitted to being at Orlando's house on the night it was burglarized.
Det. Goodkin testified Alexis told him she rode with fellow suspect Nick Prugo to Bloom's house -- but was drunk and didn't know why they were going there.
Det. Goodkin said Alexis told him they met two females at Orlando's place -- including fellow suspect Rachel Lee -- and that Lee had already cut the fence outside Orlando's house before they even got there.
A different detective got on the stand after Goodkin, and said Alexis told him when she saw everyone ransacking Orlando's place, she got sick ... then threw up and peed in the bushes outside.
Neither detective said Alexis admitted to taking anything from the house.
Filed under: Burglar Bunch
TMZ has learned a woman has come forward to Us Weekly, claiming she had a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods and has a voicemail recording and texts to prove it.
The woman, Jaimee Grubbs, claims she met Tiger in Las Vegas in April, 2007. The woman -- a cocktail waitress who was 21 at the time -- began what she says was a long-running affair with Tiger.
According to Us Weekly, Grubbs has more than 300 text messages from Tiger -- who married Elin Nordegren in 2004.
The magazine, which comes out tomorrow, claims Grubbs had 20 sexual encounters with Tiger. Us Weekly has photos, racy texts from Tiger, as well as a voicemail from November 24, in which Tiger suggests his wife might be on to the alleged affair.
Grubbs has appeared recently on VH1's "Tool Academy."
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TMZ Sports, Tiger Woods
Looking fit and lean, "Sex and the City" hunk Chris Noth soaked his 55-year-old muscles on Miami Beach on Monday.
As Carrie Bradshaw would say, "me likey."
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
There is no video of what went down between Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren on the night of his accident -- so the Chinese made one up!
The "Sims" meets "Grand Theft Auto" computer graphics reenactment, which aired on a Chinese news broadcast, is easily the best thing we have seen all day.
Filed under: Tiger Woods
50 Cent hit up a real, working brothel in Germany last night, but he wasn't there to play -- dude was there to work! 
Fiddy put on a concert inside the nightclub section of the famous Pascha brothel in Cologne -- the largest working brothel in Europe.
Fortunately, 50 also took some time to enjoy the sights.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, 50 Cent
TMZ has obtained a photo taken by security cameras outside of Orlando Bloom's house on the morning it was burglarized ... and authorities think the pic shows the Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch doing their thing.
Even though only two suspected members of the bunch -- Alexis Neiers and Nick Prugo -- have been charged with the Bloom burglary, the photo clearly shows four hooded people walking in the street.
Filed under: Exclusives, Burglar Bunch
Just when Dallas Cowboys fans were moving on from that whole Yoko Romo curse thing, Jessica Simpson has her eyes set on Tony's teammate -- wide-receiver Miles Austin.
We got Jess out in NYC last night, where she said she thought her ex's Vegas wingman was a "hottie."
Austin has been scoring like crazy this season -- but if you believe in curses, this is one end zone he might wanna stay away from!
Filed under: Jessica Simpson, TMZ Sports
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