Farrah Abraham Sex Tape

Farrah Abraham had another creepy encounter with James Deen ... but it had nothing to do with porno sex -- or even the real James Deen.

The sex-tape Teen Mom received an email Monday from someone posing as the porn star ... and threatening to call Child Protective Services on her ... apparently for bringing her daughter to her negotiation with Vivid Entertainment, as TMZ first reported.

"Yup definitely calling CPS ... have fun with driving and filming your daughter at the same time and bringing her to Vivid entertainment. You fail at life," said the message obtained by TMZ ... which came from an email address that includes Deen's full name.

Says Deen: WASN'T ME!

"Personally I would like to apologize to Farrah on behalf of whoever sent this email and let her know that I am on her side and will happily verify that her child was not exposed to any adult content during the duration of this shoot," Deen wrote us.

He adds: "Also… Not cool people!!!!! Leave the girl alone!!!!!”"

Question: Where is the last place on Earth you should bring your dad and your kid?
Answer: Your sex tape negotiation. Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

But that's exactly what "Teen Mom" star Farrah Abraham did on Sunday when she hit up the offices of Vivid Entertainment to negotiate a possible deal for her sex tape.

Farrah told our photog she is negotiating with two other companies and that she is considering Vivid's offer. She said she only brought her father along "for support" ... but when you check out the video, you can tell how uncomfortable he is about the whole thing.

Our photog also spoke to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch after the meeting ... and even he thought bringing a young child to a porn office was a bad idea.

At least someone is the voice of reason.

Farrah Abraham needed to get far, far away from her judgy-wudgy mother ... so the "Teen Mom" put not one, but TWO STATES between them.

TMZ broke the story ... Farrah was living at her mom's place in Nebraska, but when mommy-dearest learned Farrah was behind (and in front of) the whole sex-tape scandal ... she kicked her out. Farrah says she chose to leave.

Regardless ... Farrah hightailed it 800 miles south to the Lone Star State. She's now leasing a two-bedroom apartment in Bee Cave (Google it) for $1,150 per month. We're told she's thrilled to be away from her mother.

As for the digs ... it comes with a terrace, foothill views, top-level infinity pool and a fitness center. Plus, we're told Farrah's dad lives just down the street.

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil wants more than a sun kiss ... she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno -- for a hefty price.

TMZ has obtained an email sent to Vivid Entertainment's Prez Steve Hirsch, in which the 45-year-old leatherette says, "I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom. Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness."

Krentcil, oblivious to shame, goes on: "I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!" And there's more ... "Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper."

But sex -- and Krentcil -- do not come cheap. She makes it clear to the Vivid honcho, "Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."

Sad ending. Hirsch sent a return email, telling T.M., "Unfortunately we don't have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you've ever done on a tanning bed."

It's hard for a nice piece of leather to find work.

Farrah Abraham's sex tape has created a fiery rift between her and her mother -- whom she lives with -- and now, Farrah's packing up and moving out.

You'll recall, Farrah's mom pretended to be blissfully ignorant of her 21-year-old daughter's porno -- telling us Farrah would never star in such a video ... let alone commission it ... protesting, "We have religious beliefs."

Fact is Farrah did it ... and when it came out that she was the one who masterminded the sex tape (info courtesy of James Deen) mama flipped out.

Sources close to Farrah tell us, the two have been arguing tooth and nail ever since ... so today, Farrah packed up a U-Haul and hit the road.

Sources say Farrah's mother gave her the boot ... but Farrah tells us, "After meeting with my counselor today, I've packed up everything and I'm not talking to my mom anymore."

She adds, "My mother will never be a good mother to me and it is too hurtful to deal with let alone have my daughter Sophia around it."

Porn star James Deen has a HUMONGOUS sense of humor ... cracking jokes to TMZ over sex tape co-star Farrah Abraham's diss of his manhood.

An intrepid TMZ producer texted Deen to see what he thought of Abraham telling our photog she thought Deen "had a small penis."

Deen's response is the best -- "What is her problem???? It is obviously medium sized :)"

He added ... "On the list of things I care about the size of my penis is number 783."

Maybe the problem isn't that Deen has a small penis. Perhaps ...

Sex tape con artist Farrah Abraham will have to put her best skills to use if she wants to drive in the State of Nebraska ... because she can't start her car without blowing first, TMZ has learned.

We broke the story ... the former "Teen Mom" star was popped for DUI in Omaha after celebrating St. Patrick's Day a little harder than she should have. According to police, she blew a .147 on the breathalyzer ... nearly twice the legal limit.

Farrah has since been ordered to install a "vehicle interlock device" in her car (a breathalyzer thing that prevents your car from starting if you've had something to drink).

Farrah has to use the device until September 29, which is when her normal driving privileges are expected to be reinstated. Call it practice for her next porno.

FYI, Farrah hasn't been convicted yet ... the blowing device is just SOP in Nebraska for anyone arrested for DUI. Her next court date is April 29.

Farrah's fully embracing her new status as permanent DD too ... she just posted this video online, showing off her new device.

Farrah Abraham is so pissed that James Deen blew the lid off her sex tape scheme, she went straight for the jugular when expressing her feelings about him -- and by jugular, we mean his manhood (and by manhood, we mean penis).

The "Teen Mom" star has been in a war of words with Deen ever since he told us that Farrah's "sex tape" was really just a porn shot at her request.

Farrah Abraham is pretty confident about her status in the porn community ... because she's just threatened the KING of porn that she'll do to him what James Deen did to her if he releases her sex tape without her permission.

Farrah Abraham is finally copping to shooting a full-on porn -- with A-list porn star James Deen -- but says even though it was intended for her personal scrapbook ... she's willing to sell it for $2 million.

The ex-"Teen Mom" star's reason for shooting the XXX video is simply the best ... telling TMZ she wanted to immortalize her smokin' hot 21-year-old body -- for her personal collection -- so she could look back on it when she's old.

Guess Olan Mills was booked?

Farrah, who initially denied a sex tape existed, says she's pissed at her penis-for-hire -- because Deen let the cat out of the bag ... telling our camera guy the whole staged shoot was Farrah's idea.

Farrah says she wants nothing to do with Deen now (we suspect that's mutual) and took a parting shot, telling us -- "If my ex-boyfriend Derek were alive, I would've rather it had been him with me."

Farrah's baby daddy Derek Underwood died in a car accident in 2008.

As for the sex vid going public ... Farrah says her lawyer is dealing with a porn company, and she "will not be settling for anything less than a couple million" bucks.

Bogus sex tape peddler Farrah Abraham just can't hide it anymore ... her breasts that is.

Abraham went frolicking on an L.A. beach earlier today in a barely-there bikini, where she celebrated the imminent release of her totally-staged "sex tape" with porn star James Deen.

TMZ broke the story ... Deen blew the lid off Farrah's sex tape plot yesterday ... telling us he was approached by a porn company to stage the sex tape over the weekend ... and that Farrah was behind the whole thing.

And we're not complaining ... at all.

Here's a shocker ... "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham's so-called "sex tape" with porn star James Deen was a SETUP ... devised by Farrah herself ... so says her XXX co-star James Deen.

Deen tells TMZ, he was approached by an unidentified porn company to shoot the porno with Farrah over the weekend ... and they did. He says the plan was to pass the porn off as a "sex tape," but the plan fell apart.

Deen believes the ruse began to unravel Sunday when he and Farrah were shot leaving the Vivid Entertainment offices, holding hands.

He says, "I think what happened is that [the porn company was] going to pass it off as a 'sex tape' and somebody saw us coming out of a building together and people asked me what's going on ... so I was like we're making a porno!" (Deen wouldn't say if the "company" was in fact Vivid.)

And the kicker ... despite Farrah's poorly-worded protests, Deen says she was the one behind it the whole time, telling us, "Everybody's trying to make it this story, but really [Farrah] wanted to make a sex tape."

But how good was she really? We had to ask ... and Deen doesn't hold back.

Farrah Abraham's mom has blind faith in her daughter who has a penchant for drinking, boob jobs, lesbian romps and now ... porn.

Debra Danielsen is still not convinced her daughter shot a porn tape. TMZ however, IS convinced ... in fact, we're 100% sure she shot the skin flick Sunday with dong-master James Deen.

Debra tells us ... her daughter's not the type that would make a sex tape, BUT IF SHE DID it's not her fault. She says, "My daughter has never expressed interest in things like that. She was not brought up that way." Debra goes on about her little girl who gave birth at 16 ... "We have religious beliefs."

As for who Debra thinks IS responsible ... it's those dastardly people behind the tape.

It's twue, it's twue ... it's reawwy twue ... James Deen's gargantuan penis IS the co-star in the Farrah Abraham sex tape ... at least according to James Deen.

Deen -- a professional porn star -- tells TMZ, "Word travels fast ... it isn't even edited yet. We shot it yesterday."

When asked if the two were dating, based on the fact they were seen holding hands yesterday, Deen said, "Definitely not dating. Got tested together on Friday and then saw her on set. That is my only experience with the lady."

As we first reported, the XXX footage is being shopped around to various porno companies -- including Vivid. We spoke to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch who tells us he's seen the entire tape and says, "It's amazing ... and I'm doing everything in my power to get the rights to put it out."

Note -- if you don't get the first line in this post, you should really watch "Blazing Saddles."

Farrah Abraham was gettin' super hands on with one of the biggest male porn stars in the biz yesterday ... James Deen ... fueling rumors that he's the co-star in the "Teen Mom" star's sex tape.

Farrah and James -- who, along with having genitals that resemble an elephant trunk, once starred in a mainstream movie with Lindsay Lohan -- were photographed walking into the offices of Vivid Entertainment yesterday.

The two were holding hands ... but it's unclear if they're dating ... or just simply friends with professional benefits.

Farrah previously told TMZ she's AGAINST the release of the tape and is considering legal action to stop the footage from going public.