Rip Torn a New One for New DUI
Rip Torn -- who gave us this absolute classic mugshot (left) a couple years back -- got pinched for yet another alleged DUI.
Cops say 77-year-old Rip was driving down Route 44 in Connecticut in his Subaru with an Xmas tree on top -- only problem was, he was in the breakdown lane, so they pulled him over. Popo says he failed part of a field sobriety test and refused to take a Breathalyzer test.
Torn pleaded not guilty yesterday in court to illegal operation of a motor vehicle while under the influence and failure to drive in the proper lane.
This is his third DUI in the last five years.
Antoine Walker Busted for DUI
Former NBA star Antoine Walker was arrested and charged with suspicion of drunken driving in Miami Beach early Monday morning. Take that, Charles Barkley!
Police pulled over the 6'9", 250 pound Walker after he was spotted driving a black Mercedes with the lights off. Cops say they smelled "a strong odor of alcohol" and his eyes looked "bloodshot." Walker refused a breathalyzer test.
'Toine played several seasons with the Boston Celtics and was a member of the Miami Heat when they won the NBA title in 2006. He has not played a game this season.
Sam Shepard Arrested -- Blows It Big Time
Sam Shepard got popped early this morning for an alleged DUI and speeding.
Shepard was doing a reported 46 MPH in a residential zone in -- get this, Normal, IL. The actor responded to the cops request to pull over by parking his Tahoe on the curb. According to the Pantagraph.com, the 65 year-old blew an impressive 0.175 which is roughly twice the legal limit.
Shepard was arrested at the scene and taken to McLean County jail. He posted bond and is currently pending a court appearance.
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Heather Locklear Dodges DUI Bullet
Heather Locklear just got her driving under the influence case dismissed, and she's pled to a much lesser offense.
Heather pled no contest to reckless driving, a misdemeanor. She'll be placed on three years informal probation, pay a $700 fine, and she must attend a 12-hour drug education course.
Heather was arrested last September after she was allegedly driving under the influence of prescription meds. The D.A. says Locklear's blood tests showed prescription drugs were indeed in her system. No alcohol was involved.
Score one more for the unbeatable Blair Berk, who seems to work mini-miracles for some of these celebs who cross the legal line. Berk was in Santa Barbara court this AM for the plea. Locklear was not there.
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Barkley: All I Really Wanted Was Oral Sex
This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early NYE morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.
According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."
The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again."
The report also says officers "found a handgun in the vehicle" which was immediately impounded. The report doesn't say if the handgun was legal or not, and the only thing that we know for sure was loaded...
The Cost of Partying with Urkel
Six bottles of alcohol -- $1800. A healthy tip -- $360. Getting busted for DUI -- priceless.
TheDirty.com was able to get a copy of Sir Charles Barkley's receipt from the Dirty Pretty Rock Bar where Chuck, Jaleel White (aka Urkel) and Michael Strahan partied well into the morning.
Considering how much alcohol they ordered, someone must have helped him compute the perfect 20% tip.
Invasion of the Booty Snatchers
These two classy ladies played a hardcore game of grab ass last night outside Apple in L.A.
No matter the outcome, everybody wins.
Katy Perry: "I'm So Drunk" and I Like It
We'd have to be drunk -- correction, real drunk -- to be able to sit through Katy Perry's bisexual ballad one more time ... and apparently, so does Katy.
Girl pulled it together for an impromptu set at Cherry Pop in West Hollywood this weekend, where thankfully a topless go-go boy was there to hold her up.
The Claws Are Out -- Girl Fight at Kress!
We'd like to think this brutal battle erupted over politics or how to settle conflict in the Middle East -- but one chick probably just called the other a "bitch," and she strongly disagreed. With her fist.
Scott Weiland: 'I Still Drink'
Scott Weiland finally admitted to what everyone who watched the AMAs this week already knew -- that he still hits the bottle ... hard.
On his way to Vegas, the man who's been in and out of drug rehab AND who got a DUI last year, told us, "I still drink, I'm not perfect ... you know?" It's too bad.
Hours later, cameras caught Weiland with a drink in his hand at the Lavo Lounge at the Palazzo. No word on what was in that drink.
Jeremy Renner -- 28 Drinks Later
Last night, the "28 Weeks Later" star learned going out clubbing with his CAA agent is a great idea -- because when you say some dumb s**t on camera, someone's there to take it back immediately.
Bam Margera Wasted. Falling. Naked.
It turned into a s**t show outside Key Club last night when Bam Margera and his completely obliterated friend let loose on the Sunset Strip, and ended up rolling around half naked on concrete in a random bar parking lot.
It got so bad, we can't even show you the worst of it ... and trust us, you don't want to know.
Street Fight At the Ivy?!
The Ivy is West Hollywood's beacon of all things celebrity -- a place of class, $30 salads ... and one extremely pissed off, foul mouthed thug.
Check out this guy's volatile attack on an off-duty cop. Definitely looks like someone may have had one too many of the restaurant's world famous Gimlets ...
Mickey Flies Out of Club -- Forgets to XYZ
Wearing his biological Michael Myers "Halloween" mask, reassembled actor Mickey Rourke left a London club on Wednesday and inadvertently flashed his pink man-panties.
The 52-year-old should check himself before he re-wrecks himself.
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Big John Daly Snookered at Hooters
According to the Winston-Salem police report, Daly passed out at a Hooters on Sunday. Medics tended to him but Daly refused to go to the hospital. Cops took him to the station for his own safety.
According to the report, first obtained by Fox Winston-Salem, "Officers placed him in custody for a 24 hour sober up."
The incident further proves Chris Rock's theory that no one goes to Hooters for wings.
By the Light of the Silvery Moonshine
Here's an underage drinking arrest with a do-it-yourself twist.
Jack Pullman, the 19-year-old son of actor Bill Pullman, was arrested in North Carolina Monday night for resisting police, underage drinking, and having moonshine.
Pullman also faces charges of assaulting a government official -- which typically happens after consuming alcohol in a danky basement.
Calls to Bill Pullman's rep have not been returned.