Tara Reid: Poshtitute Soprano

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Former star Terror Tara Reid walked the streets of Vancouver on Tuesday, dressed like the bastard love child of a high-priced call girl and a New Jersey goomba. Fuhgeddaboudit!

Sporting a glazed look and an updo, the 32-year-old reformed party girl-turned-nothing's fashion trilogy of terror consisted of a fur coat, Garden State approved track suit and a pair of 2003 Ugg boots. Someone got dressed alone in the dark!

Bye, bye Miss American Pie.

Chaka Khan: We Feel for You

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Ain't nobody like Chaka Khan!

The divalicious 54-year-old legend surfaced at LAX on Monday, sporting a gorgeous purple weave, a slimming black travel ensemble of oversized shirt and leggings, and a pair of rainbow colored lunar Uggs. La da di, la da da!

Tell me something good about this look!

Mankini Washes Up on Shore

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Usually, when a curvy, topless, bikini-bottomed star is snapped on the beach, it's a good thing. Unfortunately, this time it was Pauly Shore! Apologies to all lunching viewers.

The 39-year-old anti-McConaughey hit the beach in Hawaii on Thursday, sporting a hot girlfriend -- and an unfortunate banana hammock.

Check out why Pauly should have left more than just his career in the "Bio-Dome."

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Venus Williams: Oh Man!

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Female tennis champ Venus Williams showed off her Zac Efron shag at a global gender equality ad campaign launch in Madrid on Wednesday. For the love of Martina Navratilova!

The 27-year-old Williams sister is the reigning Wimbledon Women's Singles champ, and was instrumental in convincing the World Tennis Association to finally pay female players the same as male players. You go, girl!

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Girls Just Want to Have a Decent Outfit

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That's not a long lost Dixie Chick, it's Cyndi Lauper!

The ageless 54-year-old '80s pop star she-bopped into a NYC gala on Monday, dressed in a Shakespearean blazer, Hannah Montana plaid knickers and a torturous pair of orthopedic lace-up boots, last seen in a Wild West bordello.

She's so unusual!

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J.Lo: Baby Got Front

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For once, the largest, roundest, protrusion on Jennifer Lopez's body isn't her ass!

Clad in a tent dress and looking mommalicious, the 38-year-old former Fly Girl revealed a glimpse of her growing wombmate at a Miami baseball game on Monday.

While everyone and their tour outfit designer has confirmed her pregnancy, Jennifer officially continues to keep mum on becoming a mom. But the muumuus don't lie!

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Manilow Will Not Be Institutionalized

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Winsome crooner Barry Manilow isn't known for his sparkling wit -- and it was proven recently when his mild crack was smashed by the Smithsonian Institution. Nobody f**ks with the Smithsonian Institution!

OK! magazine reports that by request of the museum, Manilow donated the hyper-hideous jacket he wore for his Copacabana routine. When he was asked about it, he said, "I always knew the jacket would wind up in an institution." The staid Smithsonian was not amused -- and returned the jacket to Barry, saying, "You can't make fun of the Smithsonian." Well!

The jacket's now hanging at the Copacabana Bar at the Hilton Hotel in Las Vegas. Guess the Smithsonian doesn't know a national treasure when it sees one.

Ashley Judd Is So Very Sari

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Actrevist Ashley Judd looked de-lovely, decked out in glamorous Bollywood chic at the YouthAIDS: Faces of India gala in Virginia this weekend.

The gorgeous 39-year-old humanitarian took time out from being chased by serial killers to film the National Geographic AIDS documentary, "India's Hidden Plague."

Ashley's spicier than a bowl of Chicken Vindaloo!

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Kelly & Jack: Best Dressed for Halloween

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Trick or treat? Scary siblings Kelly and Jack Osbourne were nearly unrecognizable in their Halloween costumes -- as a stylish couple. Believe it or not, they actually looked good!

The dynamic duo went out of character at an awards show in London on Wednesday. Unfortunately, this fashionable change is most likely just a once-a-year occasion.

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Jennifer Hudson: Preaching to the Choir?!

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"Dreamgirl" Jennifer Hudson may want to cancel her Vogue subscription!

The glowing 26-year-old former "Idol" contestant showed up to a NYC fashion event on Thursday, with her caftanista pal, Andre Leon Talley, who, believe it or not, is an Editor-at-Large for Vogue. The devil wears a graduation gown!

Talley was responsible for Jen's NASA-inspired Oscar outfit debacle, and now he's turned up looking like a reject from the St. Francis Prep boys choir! Sang it, girl!

Laura Bush: Abu Dhabi Do-Gooder

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First Lady Laura Bush is waging a war of her own in the Middle East -- against breast cancer!

The 60-year-old, who had a cancerous growth removed from her leg last year, met with breast cancer survivors in the United Arab Emirates this week. Mrs. Bush chatted with the ladies, clad in their little black burkas, at the Sheikh Khalifa Medical Center in Abu Dhabi.

Laura's helping launch the U.S.-Middle East Partnership for Breast Cancer Awareness and Research. October is also Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Woody Allen's Pit Stop

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On Sunday, Woody Allen got a little hot under the collar -- and armpits!

The 71-year-old director was spotted exiting a NYC hotel on Sunday, shvitzing up a storm. Soon-Yi, turn on the air!

He's sweatin' bullets over Broadway!

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Uma Thurman: Sheer Beauty

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The gorgeousness that is Uma Thurman gave fans more than just autographs -- with an impromptu peepshow on Thursday! The truth about her cats and dog!

Bathed in a see-through black sheath, the 37-year-old glamazon revealed a little more than she bargained for, exposing her back and front as she arrived to the Fashion Rocks concert in London. I see England. I see France!

There hasn't been a classier nip slip since ... well, ever!

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Hef's Playthings: Dressed Like the Girls Next Door

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No, those aren't Midwest soccer moms on their way to a PTA bake sale, it's two out of three members of Hugh Hefner's harem, Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison! From Playmates to play dates!

The dowdy duo went shopping for Halloween items on Tuesday, dressed in their non-sexiest best mom-jeans and sweats! Forget the Playboy pool, they're ready for the carpool!

Just because you are in an exclusive, loving relationship with three people doesn't mean you gotta stop caring about what you look like!

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Gummi Bear & Jenna Jameson: Smokin' Hot!

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Monday's Heatherette fashion show brought out Hollywood's biggest stars -- if you're measuring by waist and cup size!

TMZ caught a crusty-mouthed, nose stained Gummi Bear -- multi-tasking by unsuccessfully attempting to string words into a coherent sentence while smoking. When asked about Britney Spears, the Gumster muttered, "She needs to get herself back to ... oh, what's the word ... healthy." He should know, right?!

While Jenna, who revealed she shares the same manicurist as Brit, defended Ms. Spears by saying, "People are giving her a bad rap." PopoZao!

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It Takes $40 to Dress Like Paris Hilton

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Looking like Paris Hilton just got a whole lot easier. Sorry, Natalie Reid!

With Halloween just two weeks away, DressUpAmerica.com has come up with the solution for all your incarcerated heiress costume needs! For $39.99, trick-or-treaters can buy their very own "Princess in Prison" ensemble at CostumeTrend.com, complete with oversized shades, slutty prisoner dress, synthetic blonde wig, purse and tiny dog! Boytoy, DUI and panty flash kit sold separately!

Just try and find a cheaper look!

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