Naomi Campbell -- Pocahotmess
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One-upping alleged "1/16th Indian" Jessica Simpson, temperamental supermodel Naomi Campbell went to dinner with her boyfriend dressed in some sort of Native American getup in Italy last night.
At times, the 39-year-old catwalk diva goes by the name Dances with Phones.
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Lindsay Lohan Is a Mister
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Looking like an extra from "Chicago," Lindsay Lohan used a spray bottle on photographers as she left Hollywood hot spot Bardot last night.
Plant misters -- and pants: never leave home without 'em.
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Mischa Barton -- Strapped Up
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Embattled actress Mischa Barton got tied down in NYC this weekend ... by her dress.
Whoever picked this out for her should be institutionalized.
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Kiefer's Got a Brand New Man Bag
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You'll never catch Jack Bauer out with a murse, but Kiefer Sutherland is a different story -- he showed off his more feminine side in Beverly Hills yesterday.
Let's hope that cigarette isn't a Virginia Slim.
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Jimmy Fallon Desperate for a Plug
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In an attempt to promote his late night talk show, Jimmy Fallon wore some sort of solar paneled spandex superhero getup at Comic Con in San Diego this weekend.
The 34-year-old is doing whatever he can to get it up -- his ratings that is.
Fergie -- Hooters Girl?
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Wearing what looks like a Boca Raton owl yesterday, Fergie Ferg showed off her black eyed 36Cs.*
Her hills have eyes!
* -- this according to a non-scientific Google search.
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Laurence Fishburne -- What a Croc!
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The company's stock prices have plummeted, demand is lower than ever and Crocs are just as ugly now as they've ever been -- but Laurence Fishburne still insists on wearing them.
If the shoe fits ... don't wear it!
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Madge & Whitney: 2 Divas, 1 Dress
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With only two nations and the English Channel separating them, Madonna (in Milan) & Whitney Houston (in London) both wore the same Dolce & Gabbana dress last night. Hell to the no!
This is probably the closest thing to a duet these two pop icons will ever do together.
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Jon Gosselin Fashions Himself a Designer
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His reality show may have ended his marriage, but it's also giving Jon Gosselin a douchey clothing line for kids.
Jon -- with his new 22-year-old GF Hailey Glassman by his side -- has been partying up in St. Tropez with bedazzler extraordinaire Christian Audigier and are going into the children's fashion biz together -- with a line that might even be featured at Kmart. The best part, Jon's eight rugrats will be used as models for the clothing line.
Those poor kids need more fame about as much as they do a tacky, rhinestoned dragon and skeleton t-shirt.
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Rihanna Pays Homage to Janet Jackson
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Sporting her 2004 Super Bowl commemorative nipple clamp, Rihanna celebrated Independence Day by partying at Tao in Vegas.
Justin Timberlake had nothing to do with this "wardrobe malfunction."
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Jon Gosselin -- Douchey Clothes Make the Man
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Christian Audigier, inventor of every bedazzled d-bag's official uniform, has found a perfect model for his Ed Hardy clothing line -- soon-to-be-divorced Jon Gosselin.
Audigier tells TMZ that he sent a bunch of free stuff for the Gosselin family's eight little rugrats a few months ago, but the only member of the family brave enough to wear it in public is Jon.
The designer's taken notice and predicts we'll be seeing a lot more tigers, skulls and rhinestones in the near future -- Christian says he's sent Jon a box full of the tattoo inspired goods.
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Jake & Reese -- A Perfect Match
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The only thing more nauseating than twins dressing alike -- couples who do it.
Check out the His and Hers workout digs Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were sporting yesterday in D.C.
At least they didn't let it go to their heads.
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Carnie Wilson Gets Spotted
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Five days after birthing her latest lil' cub, Carnie Wilson draped herself in a leopard print sheath to visit a doctor's office in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.
The 41-year-old gastric bypass trailblazer knows motherhood can be a jungle.
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Kanye Drops $5,000 on Women's Clothing
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Now we're not sayin' she's a gold-digger -- but whoever Kanye West is dating just scored a serious wardrobe upgrade.
TMZ has learned the rapper and one of his boys rolled through the Deliciously Vintage women's clothing store in Chicago on Thursday -- and we're told he blew more $5,000 on dresses and accessories.
Sources close to the situation tell us Kanye was looking for inspiration pieces for a new clothing line he's launching. When asked if the clothes were for a special lady friend, he replied "Come on now, you know who it's for!"
Any guesses?
Cristiano Ronaldo Is So Clutch
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Now we know why Paris Hilton was so interested in greasy Manchester United stud Cristiano Ronaldo -- she just had to know where he got his fabulous purse!
He's just European. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Bruno Lederhosen of the Pack
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Proving once and for all that golden, sparkly lederhosen are a man's best friend, Bruno struck this half-assed pose while sashaying through France today.
That Sacha Baron Cohen is one smooth, cheeky Brit.
