A Classic Turtleneck Situation

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A vintage family picture of "Jersey Shore" stomach flasher The Situation (center) with his siblings -- in matching ribbed turtlenecks -- has been unearthed.

Despite being taken prior to "Jersey Shore" days, Garden State archaeologists confirm Sitch's photo does contain trace amounts of GTL.

World Cup Stud In Bikini Battle ... with His GF

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Argentinian soccer stud Lionel Messi -- one of the best strikers on the planet -- showed off his world cup ... in an itty bitty mankini in Cancun on Wednesday.

Messi cooled off in the water with his similarly dressed girlfriend.

The couple that shares bathing suits together, stays together.

Lindsay Lohan -- The Right Jeans for Jail

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This is the last outfit Lindsay Lohan got to pick out before surrendering to the fashion police.

Decked out in jeans, a sleeveless top, cropped jacket, some sort of corset around her waist and two feet of extensions -- LiLo treated the courthouse like a runway ... sauntering through the metal detector to face off with Judge Marsha Revel.

Moments after this photo was taken -- Lohan was fashioned with one additional accessory ... a pair of steel cuffs.

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UPDATE: Check out the video of Lindsay getting doused with glitter as she enters the courthouse.

Stars Who Shine in Orange

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With Lindsay Lohan's upcoming clothing options potentially limited to an orange jumpsuit -- we thought it was fitting to showcase some stars who look great in this sexy secondary color!

Osbourne Turns Mel's Rant into Fashion Statement

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Jack Osbourne modeled the latest in belligerent tape-recorded phone conversation chic outside Voyeur in West Hollywood last night.

Mel Gibson is the new, er, black.

ESPY Awards -- Check Out the Expensive Uniforms!

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The jocks and the drama club united at last night's 2010 ESPY Awards -- where everyone tried to dress to impress -- unfortunately, not everyone pulled it off.

Who were the big winners ... and the big losers when it came to fashion?

Check out the gallery and see for yourselves!

Tiger: Is That John Daly, Or Am I Hallucinating?

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Wearing what looks like the winner's jacket from the 1986 Jamaica Open, golfer John Daly somehow managed to overshadow Tiger Woods' unfortunate forehead farmer's tan yesterday while in Scotland.

Believe it or not, Daly isn't photo-bombing the boringly well-dressed group of men around him ... they're all past winners of the British Open (Daly included), which begins on Thursday.

John's jacket ... definitely not par for the course.

Ryan Phillippe Unzipped!

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Ryan Phillippe let it all air out while in L.A. yesterday.

The 35-year-old was flying low.

LiLo Lawsuit -- Ostriches, Snakes and Cows, Oh My!

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Lindsay Lohan's taste for animal-skinned attire is allegedly what got her into a $16,880.63 hole with an L.A. clothing boutique ... this according to the shopping spree's invoice obtained by TMZ.

As TMZ first reported, LiLo is being sued for allegedly blowing $17,060.83 at Church clothing boutique in Hollywood back in February ... but only paying off roughly 1% of the bill.

According to the invoice ... LiLo blew thousands of dollars on jewelry and clothing items made out of exotic animals ... like ostriches, snakes, and cows. And dead animals don't come cheap:

-- Ron Donovan Kianga Grey Ostrich Stiletto, $1,865
-- Ron Donovan Sabrina Snake Skin Navy, $1,425
-- Michel Berandi Leather Trench, $3,600
-- 14K Ring w/ Baguette & Round Diamonds, $5,900

Coco Hanging by a String

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Ice-T's wife Coco showed off all of her oiled up super sized curves, lady lumps and nooks & crannies in an itty bitty string bikini on the beach in Miami Monday.

She definitely loves her tan lines.

Naomi Campbell Hits a Rough Patch

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While usually no stranger to getting into hairy situations, supermodel Naomi Campbell's latest scandal is all about her bald spot.

During a photo shoot in NYC on Monday, the 40-year-old showed off what appears to be unbeweaveable hair loss.

Forget the headlines, this time she's ripped from the hairline.

Rachel Uchitel -- Overextended in Cover-Up

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Rachel Uchitel -- the pilgrim of mistresses -- wore her finest gown to a 4-hour threesome in Beverly Hills yesterday ... dropping about $5,000 on a whole new 'do, including hair extensions. But when you've got $10 million ....

We're told Tiger Woods' #1 lady went to Norma Bouza -- of the famous Cristophe Salon -- to get locked up.

Locks are hair, right?

Salma Hayek The Cups Runneth Over

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Gorgeous Salma Hayek got busted in NYC last night ... with the help of her strapless white dress.

The 43-year-old hot mama showed off her God-given talents as she left her hotel and headed to the "Grown Ups" premiere.

It's the breast she's ever looked.

Lady Gaga Falls Hard

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Looking like the illegitimate love child of Axl Rose, Madonna and Marilyn Manson, attention whore Lady Gaga bit it big time while unsuccessfully maneuvering through Heathrow airport in a pair of sensible leather chaps and comfy transatlantic travel platform boots on Wednesday.

She is literally a fashion victim.

Lindsay Lohan -- Extremely Late, Very Irate

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Lindsay Lohan is declaring war on a reality TV show -- claiming she's being unfairly portrayed as an irresponsible slacker who almost sabotaged a photo shoot for her own line of leggings ... problem is, it's all true.

It's all over tonight's episode of the Bravo reality show "Double Exposure" -- which is centered around Lindsay being several hours late to a NY photo shoot that went down back in September. The episode is titled, "Is Lindsay Here Yet?"

Lindsay -- obviously pissed about the way the episode is being promoted -- went to her Twitter page a few hours ago and claimed everything on the show is, "UNTRUE" -- adding, "Sucks when 'friends' use you(in this case for ratings) even if they're lyin."

But sources close to the production tell us Lindsay really was 11 hours late for the shoot -- which was scheduled for 10 AM. We're told Lindsay's excuse was that "she woke up late."

However -- when Lindsay did eventually show up, one source tells us, "she was fantastic to work with ... it's the 'getting there' that's another story."

Ke$ha -- What a Wreck!

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Dressed remarkably normal ... for her, wannabe pop star Baby Gaga aka Ke$ha picked up a rental car at Rent-A-Wreck in L.A. on Monday.

In Los Angeles, you are what you drive.