Mandy Moore Is 24 Years OLD

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Singer/actress -- and apparently schoolmarm -- Mandy Moore modeled the latest from the Dewey Decimal Spring '08 Collection in L.A. on Wednesday. Librarian chic is all the rage this season.

Wearing her new Dr. Scholl's open-toed wedges, Mandy eventually made it home to feed her cats and watch her stories.

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"Hills" Jerk Gets His 16th Minute of Fame

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Check the temperature in hell -- Audrina's wall-eyed dirtbag ex-boyfriend, Justin Bobby, got a job!

The Johnny Depp wannabe (sans charisma, manners and a brain) has landed a gig posing for Orthodox, a sporty men's wear label. Think it's ambitious for Mr. Bobby to land a job on his own? Fear not, Orthodox is a division of People's Revolution - the place Whitney, and now LC, "work."

Isn't it great how everything just seems to work out on "The Hills"?

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Snoop Trades Crip Blue for Red ... Necks!

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Is gangsta twang a new musical genre, because why the hell would Snoop Dogg show up to the CMT Music Awards -- in full on vampire western gear?! Drop it like it's WHAT?!

Unless he was stoned -- which isn't exactly impossible -- Snoop must be trying to get the country folk into his reality show "Snoop Dogg's Father Hood." Hold the gin & juice and pass the moonshine, y'all!

Danity Kane Toe Jammin' in Vegas

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Diddy's proteges skanked it up celebrated their number one album (really - number one??) by kicking off their Manolos at The Bank nightclub in The Bellagio.

We didn't know you could wear skis into the club - paging Paris Hilton!

Mr. and Mrs. -- Still Just a (Bad) Movie

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For the last time -- still not married, still in Texas, still preggers, still hot.

Also -- still wearing black, still sporting the kiddiehawk, still donning that hat.

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"Idol" Gets Fierce!

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"American Idol" is being infiltrated tonight by "Project Runway" -- in the form of fierce Season 4 winner Christian Siriano. Feroc!

TMZ sources tell us that Siriano designed Season 2 "Idol" wannabeen Kimberley Locke's dress for her performance on the show tonight. Eat your emaciated heart out Posh!

Now if only Christian could make something for Paula -- and stop her from looking like a hot tranny mess!

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Yes, Someone Actually Thinks This is Hot

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No, your eyes are not deceiving you. These divine creations recently graced the runways at fashion shows around the world.

Coming to a mall near you ... never.

Nikki Sixx & Kat Von D: Love Inks!

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With matching Manic Panic shag 'dos, prerequisite his and hers rocker eyeliner, and oh so tired i'm-edgy-because-i-wear-black-nail-polish, 49-year-old Frank Carlton Serafino Feranna, Jr (aka Nikki Sixx) and 26-year-old girlfriend Katherine Von Drachenberg (aka "L.A. Ink" star Kat Von D) are tatted up beyond all recognition -- from each other! Tattoo you!

Considering that after only dating for a month, Kat had the name of her ex-boyfriend -- Alexander Orbi Lee Kelton Orbison -- tattooed onto her skin, there's no doubt this newfangled relationship will last ... about as long as a Motley Crüe song!

UPDATE: On his MySpace blog, Orbi says he and Kat dated up until the last week of February, claims she begged him to marry her, and even calls her a "psychopath." No hard feelings.

Kim, Samantha, and Fonzie - Style BFFs?

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Kim Basinger was out in LA yesterday looking frumptastic and sporting not one, but two pairs of sunglasses - you know, just in case. We're not sure what look the Southern Belle is going for here. The top half looks like it's channeling Samantha Ronson - while the bottom half just looks like a big boho meets Fonzie mess.

We'll give Alec's ex the benefit of the doubt - maybe it's laundry day?

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Not Best in Show

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Actress/comedian Catherine O'Hara took a fashion stumble and ate it big time at a Toronto runway show on Tuesday.

Catherine -- who played up her misstep -- should know that the only people who can properly maneuver a catwalk are giant, sallow, emaciated teens models!

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Lindsay: No Pics, No Alcohol, Only Clothes!

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Camera-shy Lindsay Lohan likes to shop and drink ... water!

According to TMZ spies, Lindz hit up a party at trendy L.A. boutique Scout on Saturday, tried to avoid photographers and went straight to the back bar -- but we're told she stuck to her sobriety and just ordered water. Sources say Lilo did indulge one vice and picked up a $1200 Wayne Hadly jacket.

We're told Hurricane Lindsay stayed around 10 minutes and would only take pictures with designer Wayne Joffe. Will pose for free clothes! Other peeps spotted not taking pics with La Lohan included Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz and Lindsay's gal pal Courtney Semel.

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Stop in the Name of Ugg!

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As she walked through the back alleys of Beverly Hills on Thursday, Diana Ross was anything but supreme in a pair of cataract shades, "Biggest Loser" sweats and 2003 Ugg boots.

The 63-year-old diva picked up some takeout, which officially made her a bag lady.

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That's So Ridiculous!

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Wearing a Tempestt Bledsoe "Cosby Show" weave and a "Flashdance" inspired t-shirt dress mess, Raven-Symone had the nerve to show up to an L.A. fashion show this week -- one wrong move away from flashing her Britney.

Doesn't she know wearing your vadge as outerwear is so last season!

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The Devil Wore Ferragamo

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Soon everyone will be able to bid on the expensive and tacky gowns, furs and 250 size 8.5 Ferragamo shoes of dead real estate bitch-onaire Leona Helmsley.

On May 18, Leslie Hindman Auctioneers will put most of the Queen of Mean's gaudy garb up for grabs. Leona died last year with a net worth of 2.5 billion and mandated that all her property and garish belongings be sold. Proceeds from the sale are to go to the Helmsley Charitable Trust.

At her death, Leona left her white Maltese, Trouble, a $12 million trust fund. What a dumb bitch!

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Pocahotmess Spotted in WeHo

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Mischa Barton should have received another DUI on Thursday -- for dressing under the influence!

The starwreck showed up to lunch in West Hollywood wearing Joni Mitchell's Woodstock headband, Nancy Reagan's cardigan and one of Hilary Duff's old Lizzie McGuire mini-skirts.

As long as she is allowed on the streets, no one is safe!

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The Skinny on Katie Price's Lingerie

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British DDD-lister Katie Price, aka Jordan, modeled her new lingerie line with the help of some normal and plus-sized models in London on Wednesday.

If sexy lingerie doesn't make you feel sexy, just hang out with six of your heavier gal pals!

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