Speidi vs. Paris & Doug -- Who's More Vile?
Hold onto your breakfast, 'cause both sets of the world's most notorious fame whores were suckin' face for the cameras yesterday -- and it's about to get nasty.
A "moist" Heidi & Spencer vs. the trashy Paris & Doug: Who's got you reaching for the barf bag?
Justin Long Is a Very Marked Man
Sporting a big, purple hickey on his neck, Justin Long enjoyed a friendly lunch with on-again off-again lover Drew Barrymore on Sunday.
No word on why the two decided to go to a restaurant -- looks like Drew already had a bite.
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A Grizzly Hot Tub Scene
"Expedition Grizzly" host Casey Anderson got buck wild in a hot tub ... with a bear.
The National Geographic Channel star canoodled with Brutus, an 800 lb grizzly bear he raised since birth, and even had him serve as best man at his wedding last year. BTW, he married actress Missi Pyle.
Sometimes a dog isn't man's best friend.
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John Mayer -- In the Mood Again
And we thought John Mayer was discriminating in picking his girlfriends. After training, Johnny boy smooched some chick in a car. In all fairness, he may or may not know her -- we'd like to think she's totally random.
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Kat Von D & Benji Motley Screwin' Around?
Benji Madden and Kat Von D looked pretty chummy when we caught 'em snuggling on a Hollywood park bench the other night. Sure, Benji's single -- but as far as we know, Kat's still with Nikki Sixx.
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'Slumdog'Love?
"Slumdog Millionaire" lovebirds Dev Patel and Freida Pinto shared a real life cute moment together while having lunch in Israel earlier this week.
Neither of their parents have ever attempted to sell them.
Jai-ho!
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JT and Jessica: Game On
Who can watch the Lakers game when Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are sitting courtside and sucking face?!
The young lovers smooched and horsed around at Staples Center in L.A. on Tuesday.
Get a luxury box!
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Brooke Hogan Stack$ Up
Like an Amazon deity, Brooke Hogan lumbered through Miami Beach towering over her new diminutive boyfriend, rapper Stack$.
No doubt about it, she is Hulk's spawn.
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Here Comes Andy Roddick's Bikini Model Bride
Andy Roddick -- one of the hottest, youngest rising stars on the planet -- took his mind off his lifelong commitment to just one smoking hot swimsuit model (Brooklyn Decker) with some premarital golf on Friday.
After exchanging vows in front of friends and family, the newlyweds were spotted heading to their honeymoon on Sunday.
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Private Hasselhoff in 'Operation Spit Swap'
The heat at Coachella must have gotten to David Hasselhoff -- 'cause his new brunette mystery lady friend was forced to give him some mouth-to-mouth resuscitation over the weekend.
Hopefully, the 56-year-old got a lot of bed rest.
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Milian & Dream -- Young Love
Christina Milian and The-Dream are the cutest R&B couple we've seen since ...
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Hartnett and Christensen On Again!?
To be or not to be ... seen with Josh Hartnett? That is the question.
Our photog spotted Josh and ex GF Helena Christensen going in and out of several different places yesterday (including her apartment) -- but always at different times ...
Why don't beautiful people like being seen together?
Ryan Seacrest's GF -- So Foxy
The Easter Bunny left Ryan Seacrest something extra special in his gift basket ... a Megan Fox-alike girlfriend.
The 34-year-old celebrated the holiday by groping his gal pal in Paris yesterday.
He is risen!
Ryan Seacrest
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Britney Gets Chased in Club
Looking like a "Real Housewife of Orange County," reassembled popstar Britney Spears got freaked from behind by rumored boyfriend/backup dancer Chase Benz at a club in Dallas the other night.
"Hey y'all. Can someone get me a conservatorship on the rocks, please?"
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Kelly O & BF -- Zombies Do It Better
Like a pair of sexy corpses, a rehabbed Kelly Osbourne and borefriend Luke Worrell entwined their milky bloodless flesh during a white-hot make out session in Miami on Wednesday.
Afterward the undead duo slathered formaldehyde onto their cadavers and worked on their untans.
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Julianne Hough Is Chuck-ing Her Brother
"Dancing with the Stars" chick Julianne Hough said boyfriend Chuck Wicks is "the same person" as her brother Derek ... with darker hair.
Well, she is into country music ...