Kim Kardashian Goes Nude in Miami
... by now you've realized we meant Kim Kardashian rocked a nude-colored bikini this weekend ... and didn't really walk around naked. Sorry for misleading you ... now enjoy the photos.
Jesse James' Alleged Mistress -- Webcam Model
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee -- the woman who allegedly came between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock -- can be yours ... for just $7.99/minute.
McGee was a model for something called SoCalGlamourGirls.com -- a chat site with "bikini models, sexy schoolgirls and topless glamour models." For the fee users can go on "cyber dates" with the girls and even have "cyber girlfriends."
Oscar-winning actress or "cyber girlfriend" -- which would you choose?
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Stephanie Seymour Goes Two Pieces
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Stephanie Seymour, 41, took her lil' black bikini to the shores of St. Barts -- proving that the sun was the second hottest thing to hit the sands of the Caribbean.
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Mark Wahlberg: Marky Mark Is All Growed Up
He may no longer rap with the Funky Bunch, but Mark Wahlberg is still walking around shirtless and exposing his underpants.
The 38-year-old showed off his beefier physique on the L.A. set of his latest film, "The Fighter."
Such a good vibration.
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'Jersey Shore' Cast -- Let's Get Physical!
You need to be in tip-top shape to put on excess amounts of hair gel and fist pump the night away -- so that's why the cast of "Jersey Shore" is going to get their physicals.
Sources tell TMZ that Snooki, Pauly D, The Situation and company will be submitting to full medical check-ups beginning Monday morning -- including breathing tests and a work-up of their family history.
And get this: We're told Angelina knew nothing about any of this. So either MTV doesn't care if she kicks the bucket this season ... or they have no interest in bringing her back.
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'Little People' Star -- Topless Beach Party
Amy and Matt Roloff -- stars of "Little People, Big World" -- hit the beach in Hawaii yesterday for a little fun in the sun.
FYI -- the weather in Maui yesterday was around 77 degrees and sunny ... which is way better than the weather around the Roloff's home in Oregon, which was 48 degrees and rainy.
Sometimes reality shows really pay off .
Bush & The Tush Shape Up
Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian soaked their ridiculously hot bodies in the Costa Rican sun this weekend.
Life's just like a walk on the beach for these two.
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bottoms Up
Victoria's Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosia performed a little yoga on the beaches of St. Barts this weekend.
Namaste.
Kate Walsh -- The Butt of an Ass Joke
Kate Walsh and her gal pals enjoyed some quality high brow reading material this weekend -- in the pornorific pages of something called Butt Man magazine.
They love all the back issues.
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'History Channel' Star -- Wet T-Shirt Water Boy
"American Pickers" resident antique expert Frank Fritz isn't just into old boring things -- the "History Channel" star once took part in a wet T-shirt contest, where he expressed a passion for some x-rated classics.
Turns out Fritz was the water boy for the visually stimulating aquatic event at an Iowa biker convention back in 2007 -- before he was tapped for "American Pickers."
By the looks of the photos, first posted on NebraskaCoeds.com, Fritz definitely found something worth appraising.
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Sofia Vergara I See London, I See France
"Modern Family" hottie Sofia Vergara is a sheer beauty.
While at an event in L.A. the other day, the ridiculously gorgeous 37-year-old showed off her dangerous curves -- and a little more -- in a formfitting dress that left little to the imagination.
Ay Dios Mio!
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Quentin Tarantino Lucky Basterd
Oscar nominee Quentin Tarantino finally got his groove back ... by dancing the night away with model Eugenia Chernyshova in L.A. on Wednesday.
The 46-year-old is a very hands-on director.
'Bachelor' Winner Cruisin' for a Boozin'
One year before falling in love with Jake Pavelka on "The Bachelor," Vienna Girardi enjoyed partying with men in bath tubs and on cruise ships!!!
Check out Girardi gettin' her drink on with some, er, friends while cruising to the Bahamas on Spring Break last year.
For Jake's sake, let's hope this ship has sailed.
Eva Longoria -- On Set Bust
With her canned goods safely ensconced within a skintight dress, Eva Longoria put her back -- and front -- into it while grabbing some chocolate bars on the set of her TV show in L.A. on Monday.
The 34-year-old is a real treat.
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World to Joanna Krupa's Mom Thank You!
Joanna Krupa's mom's womb is a breeding ground for hot chicks.
The model/former "Dancing with the Stars" contestant, equally smoking hot sister Marta and her mama were outside Capital City Thursday night -- where we were finally able to thank the Krupa matriarch for her incredible contribution to society.
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Michael Kors --You're Either Innie or You're Outie
Designer and "Project Runway" judge Michael Kors made a bold fashion statement in St. Bart's on Wednesday ... by showing off his huge outie belly button.
The 50-year-old really knows how to accessorize a look.