Hot Bodies

The two former co-stars hung out at Muhammad Ali's celebrity fight night in Arizona Saturday night, where Whitney showed H-wood youngsters how to get back on track. Lookin' good, Whitney! Stay on track, crack is wack!

The tatt-tastic drummer spent the day frolicking with his offspring and scaring other beach going kids whose own dads were not covered in head-to-toe tattoos.

James Wilcox -- the Chipper pictured here who moonlights as a TV reporter -- tells TMZ that he happened to be at Vegas' Rio casino when a woman who had just seen the Chippendales show had "multiple seizures." Good thing he was there! Wilcox, who taught for two years at Johns Hopkins medical school, helped keep her passageways open (stop your snickering) and her condition stable until EMTs arrived.

"That's what we do when someone is in trouble," he says, and gave plenty of cred to his buddies.

After a winter of hibernation, The Bear was spotted in Beverly Hills on Wednesday looking like half the man he used to be -- literally. We'll have whatever he's (legally) havin'.

Hopefully, he'll keep it up and disappear for good!

So we had our spies in the restaurant and here's the low down. Val went to the back room with a bunch of guys in suits for what looked like a business dinner. We couldn't see exactly what she was chokin' down, but on her way out she confessed to having a mouthful of meat. BTdubs, other items on the menu: popovers, potato gratin, bernaise and blue cheese sauce and the delectable peanut butter chocolate mousse.

In fairness, Val's on the Jenny Craig maintenance plan, which means she can occasionally chew the fat.

And speaking of maintenance, on her way out we asked Val what she thought of Priscilla Presley getting injected with motor oil. Response: Priceless. "This isn't a talk show, it's not Oprah." The irony is, it looked like Valerie was having a meeting with producers from her rumored upcoming talk show -- i.e., she wants to be Oprah!

The walking wounded over at "Dancing With the Stars" are toughing through their injuries -- so much so they are back to rehearsing for their band. Just because they have frequent tanning appointments doesn't mean they're not tough!

We're told Derek Hough -- who went to the hospital after hurting his neck in rehearsal on Tuesday -- is fine. In fact, he's headed down to the Audi dealership today to pick up his new A5.

Mark Ballas, who suffered a bruised nose after being accidentally head-butted by Julianne Hough, is already back to work.

Mark and Derek are gonna meet up today to practice for their an upcoming gig for their band, Almost Amy.

Some of the biggest celebs in the Thirty Mile Zone are now unrecognizable, perhaps because of starvation, age, motor oil -- or all of the above. Take a look at the famous gone heinous, and please, don't judge.

Diane Sawyer might want to take another look at her rice pilaf at lunch -- the ABC-Disney cafeteria in New York has a mouse problem, and we're not talkin' about Mickey!

That's what the NYC Health Department said in their last inspection of the joint, giving the ABC cafeteria 20 violations, including -- gag -- "evidence of mice or live mice present in facility's food and/or non-food areas," as TVNewser uncovers. NBC got cited for "food item spoiled ... contaminated or cross-contaminated" and CNN had "sanitized equipment" issues -- probably not referring to Anderson Cooper. (28 violations will get you shut down.)

FOX doesn't have a caf, so the staff eats at Wendy's in the basement. Guess what? The grease pit had less violations than any of the news commissaries. An ABC rep tells TMZ it's "looking into" the problem.

Matt Leinart will not be charged with funneling alcohol to minors....even though there may be proof (as in 12 proof) to the contrary.

Pictures of Leinart surfaced earlier this week. Matty boy used his million dollar throwing arm to deliver a 12 oz. shot to the face -- the face of what appears to be a drunk chick. The question, is the beer bong-ee underage. Drinking age in Arizona is 21.

The Maricopa County Sheriff's office tells TMZ they are not investigating. They just don't wanna know if Matt's rat can legally drink. The Sheriff says pictures aren't enough to charge someone with a crime. Well, they could talk to the chicks ... we're just sayin'.

In the '80s, Lea Thompson became famous for starring in films like "Back to the Future" and "All the Right Moves." She then starred on the mediocre '90s TV series, "Caroline in the City." Guess what she looks like now!

A triple X flick from 1999 called "Pin Ups 2" -- which features Dita having raunchy girl-on-girl-on-shoe(!) sex -- has surfaced on the Internet and show just how much Marilyn Manson's ex really likes her pumps. You read correctly -- Dita does it with a shoe! These aren't your grandmother's stilettos!

And you thought you enjoyed your work.

While no CGI was used in the making of Janice's 53-year-old rockin' bikini bod, no word if injectable silicone used to lubricate auto parts was required.

It's amazing what a little wet hair in the face and a hidden gelatinous ass will do for a gal!

Here she is in Hawaii on Thursday. Did she, and the others we caught on film, bare too much? Look and decide for yourself.

We know the exercise diva stays ferocious and slim by flapping around a gym all day, but we're not sure how he's maintained his signature 'fro. We suspect he's pluggin'. Ch-ch-ch-chia!