The Non-Phelps Other Swimmers Who'd You Rather?
Michael Phelps received his 19th Olympic medal by winning gold in the 4 x 200m Freestyle with the help of his fellow ripped and shaved smooth teammates Conor Dwyer, Ryan Lochte and Ricky Berens.
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Octomom Madonna Inspired Me to Go Topless
We can all thank Madonna for Octomom's topless album cover ... because the mother of 14 says the pop icon inspired her to bare it all for her music.
As TMZ first reported, Octo is releasing a single with reality TV star Adam Barta -- but they've changed the title of the song from "Get on the Dance Floor" to "Sexy Party."
Sources close to Octo tell TMZ ... the cover art for "Sexy Party" is 100% Madonna inspired. We're told the pop singer's "Like a Virgin" style and need to sing about liberation struck a chord with Octo and she wanted to pay homage to that with her album art.
Sources tell us ... the crosses in the background, the rosary and even Octo baring her boobies (sans nipples) was all in honor of Madge.
Just in case you forgot, the single drops September 4... so there's still plenty of time to uninstall iTunes.
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'Total Recall' Remake Full, Naked Triple Breasts DESPITE PG-13 Rating
Millions of 13-year-old boys' dreams are about to come true -- TMZ has learned, the 3-boob'd lady in the new "Total Recall" movie WILL be showing FULL NIPPLES ... despite the film's PG-13 rating.
People have been speculating ever since news broke Sony was rebooting the classic R-rated 1990 flick, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger -- which features a 3-boob'd prostitute who proudly shows off three naked nipples.
Now, a rep for Sony tells us, the new movie won't disappoint when it premieres at midnight -- because the revamped 3-boob'd lady will ALSO be going fully topless ... sans the nipple strip she flaunted at Comic Con this year.
It's surprising ... considering the new movie's rated PG-13 -- and this kind of nudity is rare in PG-13 movies.
But it's not unheard of -- here's a list of other famous PG-13 movies with bare boobies ... "Titanic," "The Fifth Element," "Something's Gotta Give," "Forrest Gump," and "Splash."
As for the actress who played the original triple threat -- Lycia Naff -- she's pleased by the news, telling TMZ, it's pointless to go through hours of makeup and prosthetic attachment just to leave out the "best part" ... "those little chocolatey nuggets."
Um, what she said.
Claudia Romani Turns the Other Cheek
Italian model and babe professionale Claudia Romani really explored her animal instincts yesterday in Miami -- flaunting her Mediterranean assets on the beach ... in a smoking hot leopard print bikini.
Now that's one spicy meat-a-ball!
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'Vampire Diaries' Star High & Waisted on Beach
"Vampire Diaries" resident good witch Kat Graham cast a spell on the beach in a chic yellow high waisted bikini while with her buff shirtless boyfriend Cottrell Guidry in L.A. on Tuesday.
Looking as hot as they do doesn't suck.
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Kim Kardashian's Ass BIGGER THAN EVER
It might be the ass-accentuating pants ... but yesterday in New York, Kim Kardashian's record-setting rear appeared to have reached entirely new levels of badonkness -- and we are NOT complaining.
The low-cut top didn't hurt either.
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Bar Refaeli The Hottest Stocking Stuffer Ever!
Leaving little to the imagination -- and looking ridiculously sexy -- in some sort of black lace body stocking thing, supermodel Bar Refaeli tweeted a pic of her gorgeous self on the set of her latest photo shoot in London on Monday.
This is definitely worthy of an Olympic gold medal.
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'2 Broke Girls' Star Kat Dennings CLEAVAGE BATTLE with 'Mad Men' Chick
"2 Broke Girls" star Kat Dennings ripped a page from the Christina Hendricks guide to the red carpet ... by squeezing her gals into a very cleavage-friendly blue dress this weekend.
Dennings was trying to generate interest in her show at a media event for the Television Critics Association in Beverly Hills. Mission accomplished.
Meanwhile, here's a shot of Christina at an event back in September 2011.
Naturally, we gotta ask ...
Rachel Uchitel My Baby Will Never Go Hungry
Here is a photo of Rachel Uchitel and her bundle of joy ... along with her new daughter Wyatt.
Rachel gave birth to the kid back in May.
Motherhood never looked so perky.
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Melanie Griffith Ready for Her Bikini Close-Up
While snapping pics on the beach, Melanie Griffith flashed her soft porcelain lady curves in a tasteful black bikini in Hawaii on Tuesday.
The 54-year-old mother of three is camera ready from every angle.
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'Total Recall' The New 3 Boob'd Chick ... REVEALED!
She's once ... twice ... three times a lady.
The producers of the new "Total Recall" remake finally debuted the brand new 3-boob'd hooker ... played by Kaitlyn Leeb ... and it's hot. hot. hot.
Leeb sported her costume at Comic-Con in San Diego this weekend ... revealing the iconic double cleavage made famous in the original Arnold Schwarzenegger version ... which was originally released back in 1990.
Colin Farrell stars in the remake ... but we're guessing Arnold would approve.
Jeff Goldblum A Bootyful Beach Day with Much Younger GF
Jeff Goldblum is living the dream and holding on to the dog days of summer ... and to his much younger girlfriend's ass.
While vacationing in St. Barts on Wednesday, the 59-year-old shirtless stud enjoyed a very hands-on day in the sun with his bikini-clad 29-year-old piece Emilie Livingston.
When you're a mac daddy like Goldblum, life really is a day at the beach.
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Eva Longoria's Butt Ultimate Advertising WEAPON
Eva Longoria fooled us -- we thought her beach trip was an excuse to show off her perfect, barely-covered behind, but she was really just promoting a new ... oh, it doesn't matter ... just roll the video!
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Dakota & Elizabeth 'Very Good Girls' ... In Bikinis
Former child star Dakota Fanning,18, and Mary-Kate & Ashley's little sister Elizabeth Olsen, 23, went two pieces on the set of their new movie "Very Good Girls" in New York over the weekend.
In the flick, the bikini-clad actresses play friends who make a pact to lose their virginity during the summer after graduating high school.
They grow up so fast.
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Terrell Owens No Shirt, No Shoes ... No Child Support
There's a damn good chance Terrell Owens will be sentenced to JAIL if he once again blows off his child support hearing in Atlanta on Thursday ... but T.O. didn't seem to care this weekend because there was a BEACH PARTY in Malibu!!
Smiling like he wasn't $20k behind in child support payments, Owens took off his shirt and posed up with "Dancing with the Stars" pro Derek Hough and "Extra" host Maria Menounos at the Chapstick Beach House.
Just a few days before the party, Owens got himself into some hot water with an ATL judge after no-showing at a child support hearing. Owens allegedly owes $20k in back payments to the mother of his 7-year-old daughter.
Terrell's lawyer took responsibility for his client's no-show -- blaming it on a simple miscommunication. But according to reports, the judge was PISSED and has threatened to lock up the former NFL star if he misses the next hearing, scheduled for Thursday July 19.
NIce abs tho.
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Kris Humphries Partying Shirtless in Miami
Now that his ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj says she's 100% not pregnant with his spawn, Kris Humphries celebrated by partying shirtless in South Beach this weekend.
Miami is brutally hot in the summer, hopefully Kris used protection this time.