Hot Bodies

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson are going to extremes to hide something -- like every inch of their bodies during their family vaca in Hawaii.

We've already seen Jessica covering up on the beach since announcing her pregnancy ... but during a Christmas Eve stroll on the beach even Eric was cloaked from head-to-toe while carrying baby Maxwell.

Far as we know ... Eric doesn't have a deal to drop lbs on Weight Watchers.

The only Simpson not in undercover mode these days is Ashlee Simpson ... who proudly showed off her bikini bum.

Russell Simmons could teach Halle Berry a thing or two about breaking up. He's on such good terms with ex-wife Kimora Lee, he kicked it with her AND new GF Hana Nitsche Wednesday on the beach in St. Barths.

Simmons and Kimora Lee divorced in 2009 ... but they stayed unusually and refreshingly close post-split ... sometimes vacationing together with their respective SOs.

There's no question Russell can pull some impressive ass -- but we gotta ask ...

Jessica Simpson raked in millions of dollars from Weight Watchers to drop her baby lbs -- just in time to put it all back on with a brand new fetus! Busiest womb in Hollywood, folks.

Jessica Simpson is hiding something -- because the newly pregnant singer just hit the beach in Hawaii ... wearing an enormous green cover-up thing.

Just one day after announcing her new bun in the oven, Jessica went out for a waterfront stroll today with her fiance Eric Johnson ... and her rapidly-forming fetus.

This will be Jessica's second child after she gave birth to her daughter Maxwell in May.

Who knew? Justin Theroux is tatted neck to toe.

The pics were snapped in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico over the weekend. Jennifer Aniston, who at 43 still looks mighty fine, and Justin were catching some rays when he stood up and revealed a back tat that looks kinda ... Asian-y.

Jennifer makes a yearly pilgrimage to Cabo around XMAS time and usually George Clooney follows suit -- this time with lucky Stacy Keibler. And Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford always make the trek as well.

FYI --There are reports circulating that Jennifer is pregnant. If she's really pregnant, Jessica Simpson has been doing it seriously wrong.

Just two days before she made her big announcement, a secretly pregnant Jessica Simpson took her fetus on a Christmas Eve shopping spree ... and showed off her growing baby bump.

While wearing an animal print tunic-thingy, Jessica hit up a Target store in Hawaii on Sunday to stock up on wrapping paper and all sorts of other competitively priced stuff.

It's unclear how far along she is, but it's gotta be early ... considering you can BARELY see the bulge in her midsection.

Side Note: Her legs look great!

Stephanie Seymour's butt is unavailable at the moment -- as it's currently on vacation in St. Barts.

If you would like to leave a message for the butt, please do so at the beep.

Here's a photo of Rihanna in Barbados ... in a bathing suit ... where she'll be spending her Christmas holiday relaxin' like a she-pimp in 81 degree weather.

FYI -- it's 36 degrees in NYC right now ... 53 and raining in L.A. ... 14 degrees in Minneapolis ... 37 in Dallas ... 52 in Atlanta ... 32 in Boise ... etc, etc, etc.

Buxom blonde CoCo has been caught getting all sweaty with a man in photos again ... but this time it's with her husband Ice-T.

With the fall out from CoCo's controversial pics with rapper AP.9. behind them, Ice and CoCo got their hearts racing again by working out together at the Mandr Fitness Center at the Planet Hollywood Casino & Hotel in Vegas on Friday.

We're told Ice had just flown in from New York to catch CoCo's sexy new show "Peepshow" this weekend.

Moments after Miss USA Olivia Culpa emerged victorious in the Miss Universe pageant, she celebrated like a true beauty queen ... by STUFFING HERSELF WITH ACTUAL FOOD!!!

Culpa had been on a strict diet for months leading up to the competition (probably why she KILLED IT in the swimsuit portion) ... and afterward, she decided to treat herself to a mini room service feast.

The 20-year-old tells us ... when she went back to her room at the Planet Hollywood hotel in Las Vegas ... she "splurged" on the following meal:

-- One giant portion of penne pasta with chicken and red sauce
-- Some bread
-- Half a cupcake

SPLUUUURGE!!!!!!

Culpa says she was HOPING to add some cookie dough ice cream to her food party, but it just didn't happen. Bummer.

But there's more ... Olivia says she plans on eating a Reese's peanut butter cup "tree" thing in the near future ... because they have more peanut butter than the regular cups.

What a fatty.

Supermodel Kate Moss almost took a ball to the head while hanging out on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.

While trying to soak up the sun with husband Jamie Hince, the bikini-clad 38-year-old got photobombed by a completely naked dude checking his phone behind her.

Team USA women's soccer phenom Alex Morgan showed off her rock hard gold medal winning bikini body in Hawaii on Wednesday.

The smokin' hot 23-year-old Olympian scores again.

Hot model Vida Guerra's throwing up the STOP sign to men like Lil Wayne who rock leggings -- or "meggings" -- 'cause as some TMZ staffers will tell you ... the johnson-exposure factor is way too high!

Like a good elder girlfriend, Taylor Swift, 23, chaperoned her current boyfriend Harry Styles to get his latest tat in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

With Taylor clinging to his side, the 18-year-old One Direction singer got an image of a huge ship inked on his left upper arm at the ever popular Shamrock Tattoo.

While Harry is no stranger to body art, he's so far managed to avoid getting Taylor's name etched permanently into his flesh.

Pretty funny -- considering the bad boy in Taylor's new music video "I Knew You Were Trouble" gets a very similar tattoo ... and the song's all about how he broke her heart (surprise).

Miley Cyrus had a butt-naked birthday celebration -- latching on to a stripper's bare ass, and TMZ has the first pic of the awesome encounter ... inspired by none other than 2 Chainz!

Miley rang in her 20th last month with a house party in Hollywood ... and sources inside the bash tell us Miley's friends ordered a few strippers -- one of whom dropped a booty-shaking lap dance on the birthday girl.

We're told Miley couldn't resist (we understand) ... jumped up, hugged the dancer and grabbed her ample butt, which was busy swallowing a pink g-string.

Miley issued a warning tweet before her birthday ... "if I don't get atleast one big booty hoe my friends are officially not my friends anymore" -- a clear nod to "Birthday Song" by 2 Chainz.

Kate Upton and Lindsay Lohan have something in common ... because Kate's assets were FROZEN recently -- when the curvaceous 20-year-old model stripped down to her skivvies for an Antarctica photo shoot ... where the temperature hit 35 BELOW!!!

We're told Upton and a camera crew boarded a private 10-day cruise from Argentina to Antarctica for a super-secret Sports Illustrated cover shoot. The cruise departed November 29th and returned December 9th.

The photos were shot both on the cruise -- with massive icebergs as a backdrop -- as well as on the penguin-filled islands off the coast of the frozen continent.

But don't worry -- we're told Upton only stripped to a bikini for a few minutes at a time ... and was otherwise wrapped in a pimpalicious fur coat.

As for the giant Oreo man -- 2012 marks the 100th year since the inception of the tastiest cookie in the universe ... and for some reason, this guy felt like celebrating.