Hot Bodies

"90210" hottie AnnaLynne McCord cooled off on a warm summer day in L.A. by sucking on the luckiest ice cold popsicle in the world at the beach on Thursday.

"Dancing with the Stars" rump shakers Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd are real pros ... at sucking each other's faces.

The rumored couple hit up XS nightclub in Las Vegas this past weekend and got caught doing a very passionate lip tango. Tens across the board.

Looks like Peta's real prize for winning the DWTS championship with NFL star Donald Driver last week wasn't a mirror ball trophy after all -- it was Maksim.

Jessica Simpson is now getting paid for being fat -- the singer just announced ... she's the newest spokesperson for Weight Watchers.

Jessica made the announcement moments ago on her Twitter, writing, "So excited to be a part of the @WeightWatchers family!'

Jess don't come cheap neither -- the Weight Watchers deal is reportedly worth $4 MILLION.

The singer reportedly gained 65-75 POUNDS during her recent pregnancy -- and Weight Watchers must be waiting for a big reveal ... because Jessica hasn't been photographed in public since she gave birth.

WW also released a statement, saying, "We’re thrilled that Jessica Simpson has chosen to join Weight Watchers to adopt a healthier lifestyle and inspire others to do the same."

Ousted "X Factor" judge Nicole Scherzinger refused to take a stand on Britney Spears this weekend in Italy -- dropping to her knees while sunning herself on vacation with her Formula One driver boyfriend Lewis Hamilton.

Who are we to judge?

Coco, Naomi Campbell, and a bunch of other hot bods put their assets on display to honor horny guys everywhere. It's the alternate Memorial Day.

The Miss Reef Contest is the most prestigious pageant in the world ... of superfine rear ends -- and one contestant hit Hollywood with her best side forward. Or is that backward?

Auditions are set to kick off any minute at the Erwin Center in Austin -- and we're told Britney's fellow "X Factor" judges Simon Cowell and L.A. Reid are there too.

Demi Lovato also showed up ... and got dissed by a fan holding a sign that says, "Go Britney."

Bill Clinton just out-Clinton'd himself -- posing with two famous porn stars in Monaco moments ago ... and one of them's a real up-and-comer.

Clinton's in a Monte Carlo casino right now for a special "Nights in Monaco" gala event -- and several celebrities are in attendance ... including Diane Kruger, Joshua Jackson ... and a BUNCH OF PORN STARS.

The two porn stars on Bill's arms are Tasha Reign (left) and Brooklyn Lee -- AVN's "Best New Starlet" in porn.

Brooklyn -- who just posted the pic on her Twitter account -- also just won the award for "Best Sex Scene" in "Mission Asspossible." As for Tasha's film credits ... those include "Baby Got Boobs 8" and "Farm Girls Gone Bad."

Our guess -- Bill did not have sexual relations with these women.

You are getting sleeeeeeeeeeeepy ... because Lindsay Lohan's breasts are HYPNOTIC.

A bra-less Lindsay went into a photo shoot in West Hollywood yesterday -- and the motion of her ocean could have sank the freakin' Titanic. You gotta see the clip.

Supermodel Kate Upton previously held the Bounciest Bosoms in the Universe title -- after undulating her way into our hearts -- but now, it's all back up for debate.

So we gotta ask ...

"Glee" star Lea Michele made eye-contact a virtual impossibility yesterday ... when she arrived to the "Late Show with David Letterman" with perfectly-framed cleavage.

In a staring contest, Lea wins ... every time.

Breakups do a body good ... especially for Elin Nordegren ... who was flaunting her bikini hardbody just days after ending things with her Tiger Woods rebound guy Jamie Dingman.

The Swedish 32-year-old mother of two was hanging out in Miami this weekend ... after announcing her 1-year relationship with the wealthy businessman officially hit the skids.

Since divorcing Tiger, Elin has been busy buying a new $12 million North Palm Beach estate and then leveling it to build her dream home from the ground up.

Elin definitely looks like $100 million bucks.

Wearing all sorts of different hats, "Vampire Diaries" hotties Matt Davis, Michael Trevino and Ian Somerhalder put their differences aside and made nice at an event in Madrid this month.

Question is ...

Most people go to Boa for steak ... Pam Anderson goes to Boa to lap dance ... and the crotch-grinding was all caught on tape.

The 44-year-old former "Baywatch" star hit up the restaurant after the L.A. Kings playoff victory last night ... and she was in the mood to party.

Pam was hanging out at a table in the front of the restaurant with a bunch of guys ...and after a few swigs of vino ... a sexually-charged Anderson offered up some quality table-dances to some of her friends.

Self-proclaimed "urban model" Elke the Stallion is known for one thing -- her ginormous butt -- which cast its spell over the TMZ newsroom ... shocking, scaring and inspiring us all at the same time.

George Clooney and Steve-O's ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis got on all fours while tanning her slammin' single body in a purple bikini in Cannes on Tuesday.