Hot Bodies

Your favorite Brazilian export is back ... and this year the Miss Bumbum Brazil contestants are putting a sporty spin on their introductions.

The theme for their photo shoot was "Brazil - the land of football” -- yeah, we call it soccer, but we're guessing that won't stop you from checking out the hopefuls. Each chick slipped into a different jersey from national teams around the world. Find your favorite!

The online vote begins in August to narrow the field down to 15 finalists. And there's a big change this year -- butt measurements cannot exceed 42 inches.

Neymar for the win!!!

The Brazilian soccer superstar introduced his smokin' hot girlfirend, Bruna Marquezine, to the Hollywood club scene on Wednesday ... and needless to say, she crushed it!

21-year-old Bruna is a Brazilian model and actress. She's been linked to Neymar on and off for several years.

The two left Warwick last night and didn't say a word -- but they didn't need to.

BTW, Neymar was also listed on Forbes' Top 25 highest paid athletes list this week -- he's #18.

Young, rich and with a beautiful woman. Winning.

A smokin' hot model who can throw a football?? Yes.

Here's Danny Amendola teaching his ridiculously attractive Miss Universe girlfriend, Olivia Culpo, how to get a tight spiral over the weekend. The video (from our friends at NESN) is awesome.

Danny and the former Miss USA winner were participating in Tom Brady's Best Buddies Challenge at Harvard Stadium -- a fundraiser for special needs kids. The event was awesome and Olivia and Danny made sure the kids had a great time.

Brady's Patriots teammates Jimmy Garoppolo, Julian Edelman and Chris Hogan were also in attendance for the charity flag football game ... as well as celebs Carl Lewis, Jason Lewis and Charlotte McKinney.

The pregame warm-up must've worked ... 'cause Amendola ended up picking off TB12 for a pick-6 during the game.

Meek Mill loaded up a yacht with 2 decks worth of hot chicks and other partygoers ... and his new gf was there too.

Meek's huge group of party pals sipped drinks and turnt up with a DJ spinning music on board. Meek's new chick, Vanessa, brought along some girlfriends as well.

Vanessa -- who also goes by Nessa Colombiana -- has been hanging with the rapper for over a month and the 2 hung out in Miami low key during Memorial Day weekend.

Here's something for everyone ... a smokin' hot model in a bikini with her equally attractive soccer star boyfriend on a baller yacht in Spain.

The model is Izabel Goulart -- an international fashion model who famously worked with Victoria's Secret.

Her boyfriend is Kevin Trapp -- a German soccer star who plays for Paris Saint-Germain.

The two just took a trip to Cannes for the big film festival -- and apparently needed to blow off some steam with a yacht vacation off the coast of Ibiza.

Goulart even busted out some yoga for good measure.

Namaste.

Justin Bieber has nipples too, Greg ... and he was damn proud to show 'em off to a chick, poolside.

The Biebs was chilling outside near NYC Thursday -- with a mystery female playmate -- and having some good clean fun. No idea who the woman is, but she got an eyeful of Justin's tattoos and other body parts.

Bieber was totally relaxed for what looked to be a full day off. He'll be jetting off to England this weekend for Ariana Grande's One Love benefit concert.

Laci Kay Somers wants no part of a Tiger Woods scandal ... the wildly popular, and smoking hot, Instagram model is denying rumors she was hanging with him prior to his DUI arrest.

Laci tells TMZ ... multiple reports claiming she was in Florida Sunday night with Tiger are completely false. She insists she was in L.A. all weekend with her mom, and more to the point ... she's NEVER met Tiger.

Fact is, Laci fits the mold -- smoking hot blonde a la Tiger's current squeeze Kristin Smith ... not to mention Lindsey Vonn and Elin Nordegren. However, the model, who has 8 million IG followers, says she has zero history with him ... no phone calls, no texts, no sliding up in the DMs.

She has no clue how the rumor started, but we'll say this ... Tiger's done worse.

Real Madrid captain Sergio Ramos and his teammates took their chiseled bods and hot lady friends on a massive (and expensive) yacht this week ... days before the Champions League Final.

Ramos, Luka Modric, Lucas Vazquez and their significant others met for some R&R leading up to the game against Juventus this Saturday ... chillin' with jet skis and catchin' some rays in Ibiza.

As for the yacht ... the 101-foot KIRIOS comes at a hefty $64,000 A WEEK and features 5 cabins with luxurious interior.

No sign of Cristiano Ronaldo, though ... but it sure looks like he was able to rest his legs a bit on his own.

Kristen Stewart enjoyed the benefits of dating supermodel Stella Maxwell by playing photographer for her during an impromptu photo shoot ... while hanging out of a moving car ... in lingerie.

Well, only Stella was showing off her bra, but Kristen hung out the window too Tuesday in New Orleans ... to snap what we can only imagine is that perfect Instagram shot.

Great view for people in the car behind them.

Kristen is fresh off her directorial debut in Cannes. We're guessing it went well, based on this celebration.

Antonio Brown ain't got nothin' on Shea Norton -- who celebrated a TD in the Legends Football League by going full motorboat on a female fan!!

Shea -- a tight end on the Seattle Mist -- caught a 9-yard out pattern and took it to paydirt in the Mist's 106-0 victory over the Denver Dream.

YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY -- A 106 POINT VICTORY.

But even crazier than the score, was Shea's celebration.

By the way, to the guy who reached over and slapped her ass ... THAT'S ASSAULT!

Scott Disick is burning every bridge he can with the Kardashian-Jenners, but at least he's doing it with super hot chicks ... like Chantel Jeffries.

Scott and Justin Bieber's ex-gf got super cozy on a yacht in Monaco Sunday. He seemed to be letting his hands do the talking ... to her bikini-clad ass ... while they lounged on a daybed.

As we reported, Scott's run afoul of the Kardashian sisters with his revenge mission against Kourtney. The Chantel rendezvous won't help that situation.

She's been friendly with Kylie Jenner ... so, we have no doubt his name will come up in a convo between them sometime soon.

New day, new chick? Over the weekend, Scott was seen getting flirty with Sofia Richie. She's already denied there's anything going on between them, but she has been hanging with Chantel over in Monaco.

Sofia took a pass, but Chantel looks like she's all in.

Bella Hadid knows how to make a splash ... it just helps when she's got a luxury yacht to jump from.

The supermodel showed off her figure in a thong bikini Monday while relaxing with British Formula One racing driver, Lewis Hamilton, in Monaco. He had no problem showing off his bod either.

Bella's been living the yacht life quite a bit since arriving in Cannes last week.

It's unclear if she's dating Hamilton or they're just hanging out, but as we can see ... Bella likes to jump in with both feet.

Bella Thorne double cupped it at a pool party in L.A. Sunday, and speaking of cups ...

The 19-year-old showed Scott Disick what he was missing in a lace bra and Moschino undies.

As you know, she bailed on Disick after just one day in Cannes. She seems to be on a mission ... posting videos of herself ... showing off her body.

She's been everywhere in L.A. since returning from the Film Festival ... including with her ex bf, Gregg Sulkin. Clearly she's trying to make the point -- she don't care.

Liziane Gutierrez took advantage of the warm Memorial Day holiday weekend to do what so many other women in Miami do -- show off her ass.

The Brazilian model soaked up the sun and hit the water in Miami beach Sunday in a barely there white one-piece swimsuit. She also hopped on a jet ski ... but strictly for selfie purposes.

Liziane's booty might look familiar. As we reported ... she dropped $25,000 to go under the knife a few months back to get an ass like Kim K.

Money well spent?

San Francisco 49ers defensive tackle Arik Armstead is winning the off-season -- getting himself a brand new GF who might be the most smoking hot future M.D. ever.

Arik, who's going into his 3rd year in the NFL, is dating Mindy Harwood -- better known on Instagram as Mindy Sittinpretty -- an IG force whose insane curves have brought her over 350k followers.

Want more perfection? Mindy is a very recent grad of The University Of Buffalo medical school which means she's brains AND body.

Check out the pics ... it's good for your health.

Bella Hadid hit up a huge Cannes fundraiser in an outfit that definitely raised ... spirits. And other stuff, we're sure.

Bella and her beaded, see-through gown made a ridiculously head-turning entrance -- and exit, no doubt -- at the annual amfAR Gala. It's like the biggest who's who event every year in Cannes ... but the lady knows how to stand out in a crowd.

As for Bella's mystery admirer -- it's not polite to stare.

But we can't blame ya.