Hot Vegas

These two are definitely giving Sam and Lindsay some competition for the "break-up and make-up" record.

Brit's expanding ex was at Wasted Space at the Las Vegas Hard Rock Thursday night -- where he and his buds were hooked up with several free bottles of Grey Goose. Only problem: Sources very close to the situation tell is the dude tipped zilch!

It's not like he's broke -- Kevin pulls in $30K just to watch his own kids while Britney's on tour.

... and we're not talking about Cuba Gooding Jr.

Our friends at SpyOnVegas.com spotted CGJ kicking it with XXX superstar Tera Patrick and her porn star hubby Evan Seinfeld in Vegas last night, partying at Tao nightclub in the Venetian.

Believe it or not, DMX hasn't been in jail since May -- when he was released after serving 90 days for pleading guilty to cruelty to animals, possession of narcotic drugs, theft and possession of marijuana.

Electra shook it at the Crazy Horse last night in Vegas, where the 37-year-old and her slightly younger cans still looked spectacular.

It's the moment every hot girl fears -- when they can't use their powers of hotness to finagle their way into a fancy nightclub ... and it finally happened to Holly Madison.

Hugh Hefner's former GF was rejected by security at Body English in Las Vegas on Sunday night -- because according to them, Holly tried sneaking her way into the club with a few friends -- one of whom was underage (and probably really hot).

Once security caught on, they were all shown the door -- marking the first and only time a group of hot chicks were turned away from a Vegas nightclub.

We're guessing the guy giving Euro Greasy a leg massage at the Palms Place Hotel and Spa pool was a personal trainer, but we could easily find quite a few ladies who wouldn't mind doing the job ... for free.

It's time for Round 2 of Miley Cyrus' PR bulldogs vs radio DJs -- and this time, one of her handlers actually jumped in on the conversation in order to redirect the line of questioning.

Miley was on with Chet Buchanan and the Morning Zoo on 98.5 KLUC in Vegas today, when they strayed from the pre-approved topics and asked how much control Cyrus has over her bank account. Great question, right?

Wrong.

TMZ obtained a copy of Tyson's State of Nevada Marriage Certificate -- which made the intimate ceremony at the Las Vegas Hilton official. Tyson and Lahika Spicer tied the knot without the presence of invited guests.

Jeremy Shockey is falling back on the most tired excuse ever for his poolside collapse -- literally telling one newspaper "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." If only that were true ...

In an interview with the New Orleans Times-Picayune, the New Orleans Saint didn't go into details about what actually happened the day he allegedly passed out from "dehydration" at Hard Rock's Rehab, but said "If you're halfway intelligent you can read what everybody wrote" and he's just "looking to the future."

A tip for the future: Drink water.

Bobby was performing at Rok night club at the New York New York last night when be broke the news: His manager/GF Alicia Etheridge gave birth to a baby boy, Cassius, 4 days ago.

Brown already has four kids from two other women.