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This is Tom Brady sitting in a Manhattan Federal Court ... trying to get his 4 game NFL imposed suspension overturned.

Normally when we do stories about nipples, they're slipping out of a dress ... but this one, is a little more extreme.

Wyatt Green is probably wishing he wore a two-piece while he was filming this feisty fish in Lake Powell, Utah.

Keith Wilson was feeling the heat down in his soul when he was tearing up the dance floor -- and basketball court -- during his audition to be a Miami Heat dancer.

Miami Heat dancers are regularly ranked as the best -- and hottest -- dancers in the NBA … and if they add Keith they’ll definitely be adding an extra spark to the squad.

Dave Chappelle strapped himself onto one of those flyboards this weekend while vacationing in the Caribbean, and had an awesome time! Maybe? Probably not.

The look on Dave's face screams ... I'm not totally sure I made the right decision.

We may never actually know what the Fox says ... but we definitely know what sound this guy made after he encountered a hungry fox -- “ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!”

Hilarity ensues when this dude got a little too close for comfort while trying to get between a salivating fox and a chicken coop.

Spider-Man ... Spider-Man ... Does whatever a street performer can ... while fighting a guy in front of a Toys "R" Us in Times Square.

It wasn't the web slinging we're used to ... but there were plenty of punches thrown by your friendly neighborhood spandex-wearer, when he fought a dude messing with other street performers.

A: "Why would I go to anything I didn’t create myself?"

The WWE just made a XXX-sized oops ... by naming a group of their Divas after a hardcore porn series -- which likely directed their fans toward the wrong kind of pile drivers.

During "Monday Night Raw," WWE unveiled Submission Sorority -- the new official team name for sexy Divas ... Paige, Becky, and Charlotte. Sure, it's a badass name ... but an Internet search for the team points you to tons of links for a porn series called HazeHer, produced by BangBros.

Social media went nuts after 'Raw' -- some people thought it was hilarious, but others were pissed kids could be exposed to porn.

BangBros traffic analyst Delilah Mcginnis says their web traffic shot up 56% overnight, and they saw a 35% rise in subscriptions.

Not shockingly, we're told the porn co. plans to send Vince McMahon a 'thank you' gift basket -- God only knows what will be in it.

Oscar winner Louis Gossett Jr. is 79-years-old, but NOT too old to rock some new ice in his ear ... much like the average teenager.

Louis got his left ear re-pierced Monday at T-Man Tattoo in Studio City, CA. He told staffers he first got it pierced back in '74 for a movie role, but it closed up when he stopped wearing earrings sometime in the '80s.

T-Man owner Howard Teman says the 'Officer and a Gentleman' star brought in an eraser-sized diamond stud to fill the hole -- and entertained everyone by busting out the alien voice from “Enemy Mine.”

All told, he dropped $45 for the piercing and aftercare products ... plus a generous tip.

Fun fact: LGJ just edged out a couple of elderly pierced gents -- Morgan Freeman is 78, and Harrison Ford, a spry 73.

Kendall Jenner lost it Friday when she was walking with her pal Gigi Hadid and saw a bigger-than-life version of Gigi in the Guess store window.

Kendall and Gigi were leaving Ebaldi restaurant in Bev Hills Friday and strolled along Canon Drive, when Kendall spotted a second Gigi.

Elisabetta Canalis will not saddle her baby with the name of any of her exes ... perhaps a shot at her most famous ex ... George Clooney.

Canalis and her surgeon hubby Brian Perri were hilarious leaving Mr. Chow Thursday night, with Brian making it clear there are lots of names off the table because Elisabetta had lots of BFs.

They're having a girl, so George would be improbable.

Then again, anyone ever see "Georgy Girl."

Which do you think John Legend was really reaching for in this video ... the wings or the booty?

Leave it to the NY Jets fans to throw salt in the Patriots wounds -- trolling the team by flying a "CHEATERS" banner over the New England practice today.

The sign, created by Jets Fan Media, read ... "Cheaters Look Up."

Don't worry, Pats Nation is already firing back on the Jets Fan Media twitter page -- one guy wrote back, "The only banner Jets fans will see for a long time."

Count Mike Epps among the people piling on to Tom Brady and Bill Belichick's terrible week ... 'cause the movie star tells TMZ Sports the NFL will be far LESS SHADY now that the Pats have been punished.

Epps was out in NYC promoting his (and LeBron's) new show "Survivor's Remorse" when we asked the die hard Colts fan how he felt about the NFL upholding Tom Brady's suspension.

FYI -- the Colts got SMASHED in the AFC title game last year ... the contest that sparked Deflategate.

Check out the clip -- Epps is locked and loaded with his jabs ... coming up with a brand new nickname for Brady while hitting Belichick with an old standard.

Would you like some salt around that rim?

One not-so-lucky fan at the annual Gathering of The Juggalos got a BIG surprise when she volunteered for some free booze.

The fan was blindfolded on stage and then ... well ... check out the video for the rest.