BULLETIN: Tina Fey Is Filthy, Stinkin' Rich
We were pretty confident Tina Fey smelled better than her "30 Rock" co-star Judah Friedlander -- now we know for sure.
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ATL 'Housewife' Scores Diamond With Turkey
Who cares if her last sugar daddy was "technically married?" Kim from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" ain't ever gonna do better, at least in the bling department.
Seth To Crown Bar: I Can Buy You, B**ch!
Seth MacFarlane just got a little more awesome. The "Family Guy" creator was majorly dissed outside Crown Bar last week by a cocky doorman. But instead of whining about his experience, he took the classy route and sent three bouquets totaling $5,000 to the bar last night.
Seth signed a $100 mil deal with Fox earlier this year, and can pretty much buy Crown Bar -- and all the lame employees in it.
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'Real Housewife' Bethenny Desperate for a Bailout
The economy is hurting a lot of people -- but has anybody stopped to consider how it's affecting the reality star-looking-for-a-sugar daddy set?
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Charlize Stops the Clock
Charlize Theron and watch giant Raymond Weil have called time out in their $20 million lawsuit.
They've settled the suit in which Weil claims Theron signed an endorsement deal to wear his watches and no one elses. According to the case, Theron cheated on Weil when she was photographed wearing a Christian Dior watch.
Terms of the settlement were not disclosed.
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Fiddy Calls Truce with Bette Midler
Either Bette Midler just gained all sorts of street cred ... or 50 Cent just kissed his goodbye.
We kid -- actually, the two hooked up for a good cause. Fiddy just forked over a ton of cash to build a garden in his home turf, Queens, NY -- after Miss M talked him into getting involved with her charity, the NY Restoration Project.
That's gangsta.
Snoop Dogg: B*tch Betta' Have My Money!
So, Snoop Dogg found out we've been using his face on some TMZ billboards, and last night he told us exactly what was on his mind -- "You know my slogan, Break bread or fake dead, I need to get my mother-f**kin' money!!"
The Doggfather, as blunt as ever ... well, maybe even more "blunt" than usual ... was all decked out for a charity event in Hollywood last night, and afterwards he gave TMZ a tutorial on how to step up our game. Lesson number one. "Pimpin' don't run -- pimpin' walk."
Pimpin' also has a very non-kosher nickname for the boys in blue...
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Vanessa Hudgens Buys Mansion Fit for a Teen
For those of you sick of hearing about Disney teen stars buying multi-million dollar homes during a major financial crisis -- just stop reading.
Vanessa Hudgens, 19, just sang and danced her way into a $2.75 million home in Studio City, CA. Zac Efron can now visit Hudgens unchaperoned in her six bedroom, 6.5 bath, 5,200 sq. ft. home -- which includes a pool, spa and a "barbeque island," according to the L.A. Times.
Also on part of Vanessa's new digs -- a wine cellar -- which, of course, she won't use till she turns 21. Because that would be illegal.
Charlize Not The Monster She's Made Out to Be
You may have heard a judge has "ordered" Charlize Theron to shell out tens of millions for wearing a watch she wasn't supposed to. Well, that couldn't be further from the truth.
In the actual judgment, Charlize gets pretty much every claim against her tossed out by the judge except one -- for wearing the Dior watch pictured above for an hour ... an hour out of a 15-month endorsement contract with Weil.
We contacted Weil and Theron's people -- haven't heard back yet. The parties are due in court this fall.
Lil' Kim Big Pain in Producers' Ass
A couple guys who say they bent over backwards to make a record for Lil' Kim -- and boy did they ever -- are pissed because they're the one who got the shaft.
Bigshot producers Trackmasters claim in a lawsuit they did virtually everything they could for the rapperista: Helped pay her $200K debt to Kim's ex-record label, started a company with $1.6 mil called Brookland just for her, moved their offices near her NJ mansion, and on and on.
She recorded a few tracks... but then wanted to rip up and redo her contract with Brookland, demanding that Akon and Wyclef get into the act. When producers balked, she threatened to jack five tracks and take them to another label.
Kim's peeps didn't immediately comment.
'Biggest Loser' Accused of Screwing Chubb-y
A guy who won $100K on "The Biggest Loser" is facing some heavy jail time for allegedly trying to bilk an insurance company out of $63,000.
Season one loser David Fioravanti just was indicted by a Massachusetts grand jury on seven counts of insurance fraud -- he allegedly tried to insure $63K worth of jewels that he already had reported as stolen a year before, reports the Boston Globe. And he tried to perpetrate this scheme not once, but twice, says the DA.
And get this -- one of the allegedly victimized insurance companies was named ... Chubb Insurance!!!
You can't make this stuff up, folks.
'Entourage' Chick Do I Look Like an ATM?
We caught some guy begging "Entourage" hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui for some cash -- but take a closer look at the dude -- he didn't look that poor to us.
Dupri: So So Defamation
Jermaine Dupri may need to call his GF Miss Jackson, because he's been nasty!
Dupri is being sued by Aika Kendrick, who claims JD recorded a personal phone call with her and used it on a song without her permission. Kendrick wants $250k for her vocals being used. JD could have hired Paris for half that!
Daz Dillinger and Virgin Records are also named in the suit.
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Bow Wow Reveals the Six-Figure Failure
There was a $100,000 bet for charity between Bow Wow and The Game to see who's the best at Madden football on Xbox -- and Bow Wow spilled who came out on top, and who had to write a check their thumbs couldn't cash.
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The Duff's Dad Sent to the Slammer
Hilary Duff's dad will be spending up to ten days in jail -- all because of a fight over cash for Hilary's birthday party.
According to Houston Chronicle, mama Duff dragged her ex into court today -- and this is no joke -- to ask for $25,000 to throw a party for Hilary's 21st birthday -- because that's what they spent on Haylie's 21st bday two years ago.
After the judge told Bob he had to shell out $12,500 for the bash -- he decided to sentence Bob to 10 days in jail for contempt of court for selling assets without court approval to the tune of $367,537.
When Bob was cuffed, mama Duff supposedly mumbled "This isn't what I wanted." Apparently all she wanted was a whole lot of money -- something her kids have already made themselves.
Tori Still Too Big for Britches
One would think Tori Spelling would take any paying gig she could get. Think again.
Tori has decided to back out of the new "90210" remake, reports Nikki Finke, and get this -- it's because she isn't getting paid enough. Apparently Tori was offered between $10 and $20 grand per episode, while Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth will be raking in between $35 and $50,000.