Joe Jackson's Brazilian Babe Tour

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When not compromising his wrongful death lawsuit against Dr. Conrad Murray in Brazil this week, Joe Jackson has been throwing back drinks and hangin' with pretty young things.

While Papa Joe is technically in South America on a book tour, he's spending more time promoting his smooth moves.

No word if Michael would have supported his mac daddy in these instances too.

Lance Armstrong -- Fatherhood Is a Day at the Beach

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Lance Armstrong enjoyed a family beach day with his girlfriend Anna Hansen and their two kids in Miami today.

The 39-year-old definitely has his hands full.

Sofia Vergara Held Up in Miami

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"Modern Family" MILF Sofia Vergara nearly had a wardrobe malfunction while soaking her lovely bones in the Miami sun this weekend.

The gorgeous 38-year-old went two-pieces.

Cameron & A-Rod Hose Each Other Off

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Reunited lovebirds Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez spent the holiday weekend cooling off their smokin' hot bods in Mexico.

Hose.

Brangelina -- They're on a Boat!

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While you were at Kinko's straight flippin' copies, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their various children on a boat ride in Paris today to celebrate Pax's birthday.

T-Pain was nowhere in sight.

Britney Spears -- Me Against the Fries

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While visiting family in Louisiana, Britney Spears decided to feast on the local cuisine ... by devouring some french fries from Sonic.

Why yes, she would like fries with that!

Kate Plus Tanning

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Kate Gosselin was thankful for a little alone time today, hitting up a tanning salon and then a FedEx near her home in Reading, PA.

Tantastic.

Brooke Mueller Thanksgiving at a Sober House

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Brooke Mueller -- Charlie Sheen's soon-to-be ex -- had quite the Thanksgiving, spending the night before in an L.A. hotel room and moving the party to a sober living facility ... sources tell TMZ.

Mueller was spotted yesterday (above) leaving the Farmer's Daughter Hotel -- located near the famous Farmer's Market in Los Angeles -- at around 10:00 AM on Thanksgiving morning. As you can see from the photo, Mueller looks like she had quite the evening.

The photographer tells TMZ Mueller was escorted straight from the hotel to a sober living facility in Beverly Hills.

Mueller has been in and out of rehab in the last few years.

TMZ made multiple attempts to contact Mueller. We never heard back.

UPDATE: After a day and a half, Mueller's rep finally got back to us with this version of events -- Brooke was shooting scenes in the hotel for her reality show. The rep acknowledges that Brooke left the hotel and went directly to the sober house where she has been receiving treatment. The rep did not say why it was necessary for a disheveled Brooke to be escorted by a representative of the sober house on Thanksgiving morning to the treatment facility. And the rep adds ... Brooke's parents were talking care of her kids.

Miley and Her Mom -- Nothin' but a Good Time

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Miley Cyrus and her mother Tish spent a little mother/adult daughter time yesterday by hitting a nail salon and then going out to lunch.

In a completed unrelated story that has nothing to do with anything ... Bret Michaels performed in Atlantic City last night.

Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini -- Day Two

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Jennifer Aniston once again (not that we're complaining) donned a bikini to lay out in yesterday while she hung out with a few friends in Los Cabos, Mexico.

Crossing our fingers for day three.

Lindsay Hangs with Sam Ronson, Dad on Turkey Day

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Lindsay Lohan spent part of her Thanksgiving working out at a local gym -- and TMZ has learned Lindsay didn't just spend the day with daddy ... she also saw close friend Samantha Ronson.

Lindsay got in a little light workout at a not-so-private gym in Los Angeles early Thanksgiving morning. According to our sources, Lindsay went on to break bread with a few friends -- including SamRo -- at her apartment in West Hollywood.

We're told Michael Lohan showed up at Lindsay's place around 5:30 PM and then Lindsay had to head back to her sober living facility.

Lindsay had originally wanted to spend the holiday back in NY with Dina and the fam, but Betty Ford denied the request.

Jen Aniston in a Bikini -- Something to Be Thankful For

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Jennifer Aniston donned a purple bikini and spent her Thanksgiving in Los Cabos, Mexico with a few pals.

Say amen.

Cameron Diaz and A-Rod -- Workin' It Out

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Reunited couple Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez spent a little quality time together yesterday at a gym in Miami.

Feel the burn.

Lindsay Lohan -- Still Smokin'

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Lindsay Lohan has given up most of her vices -- but nicotine, it appears, isn't one of em.

Here's a shot of LiLo, taken yesterday, enjoying a cigarette. Lindsay is supposed to spend her Thanksgiving with daddy Michael.

What a drag.

Oksana Wants to Be in the Movies

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Taking a break from her custody war with Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva caught a movie with her mother in Sherman Oaks on Tuesday.

You can bet it wasn't an advance screening of "The Beaver."

Derek Hough and Jennifer Grey Ballin'

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After knocking off Bristol Palin and Kyle Massey last night, newly crowned "Dancing with the Stars" champs Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough showed off the hardware in New York this morning.

Ultimately, Bristol finished 3rd -- Kyle came in 2nd ... but we gotta ask ...