Queen Elizabeth And Speaking Of Ninja Turtles ...

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Queen Elizabeth wore this raincoat today in England.

Cowabunga, Your Majesty!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles UNMASKED!

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Here are "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Donatello, Michelangelo and Leonardo like you've never seen them before ... without any CGI.

The actors playing the shelled crime-fighting superheroes (Jeremy Howard, Noel Fisher and Pete Ploszek) in the new Michael Bay produced reboot of the franchise were decked out in their high-tech outfits on the flick's New York City set on Thursday.

Raphael must have been busy at craft service or something.

Now if only the green screens could do something about Megan Fox's acting.

Ke$ha The Gangster Nerd Disaster

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Looking like the bastard love child of female rapper Kreayshawn and James Franco in "Spring Breakers," alleged singer Ke$ha Rose Sebert debuted her latest disastrous getup on the set of her new music video in L.A. on Thursday.

Rockin' some Xtina Dirrty era cornrow braids, Urkel glasses fashioned out of bamboo earrings and enough gold chains to make even Pauly D jealous, the 26-year-old somehow managed to keep a straight face while filming the "Crazy Kids" video.

And to think a month ago she actually looked like this.

Megan Fox Teenage Mutant Ninja Body Double!

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Two Megan Foxes are better than one.

As if there wasn't enough gorgeousness around her, the perky 26-year-old former "Transformers" babe hung out with her less famous -- but still beautiful -- body double on the set of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie in New York City on Tuesday.

In the Michael Bay produced flick, Meg plays TV reporter April O'Neil and will no doubt get to show off her amazing God-given talents ... and her acting chops too.

Cowabunga!

Casper Smart I'm a Bigger Rain Diva Than Jennifer Lopez

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Casper Smart is like a gremlin ... whatever you do, DON'T GET HIM WET!

With the rain coming down pretty hard in NYC on Wednesday, J.Lo's boy toy was safely sheltered from the elements with TWICE the amount of umbrella assistants as Jennifer.

Being the luckiest backup dancer in the world has its perks ... for now.

Adriana Lima The Bikini Heat Is On

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For once in her life, Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima did not look smokin' hot in lingerie ... because she was too busy looking smokin' hot in a bikini.

The gorgeous 31-year-old mother of two showcased her flawless golden mamacita curves by modeling a bunch of tiny sexy two-piece swimsuits for a photo shoot in St. Barts on Wednesday.

While temperatures have been hovering around the mid 80s ... we hear there is a scorching Brazilian front (and back) moving across the Caribbean island.

Blake Lively Gets Thigh-High in NYC

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Blake Lively is bootylicious.

Wearing an old school Jennifer Lopez diva hat, a '70s black mini-dress and a ridiculously hot pair of open-toed thigh-high boots, the happily married 25-year-old former "Gossip Girl" star strutted her gorgeous blonde and leggy stuff on the streets of New York City on Tuesday.

Apparently the high fashion walk off was all part of some magazine photo shoot, but who really cares about that ... the important thing is that she looks AMAZING!

Damn you, Ryan Reynolds! Damn you.

Zac Efron It's Gut Check Time

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Zac Efron proved he's got game ... by flaunting his jacked-up rock hard chest on the set of his new flick.

With his shirt casually unbuttoned all the way, the toned 25-year-old stud played some basketball -- and showed off his ridiculously sculpted pecs and abs -- while filming "Townies" in L.A. on Tuesday.

Last month, Zac injured his right hand on set ... but everything appears to have healed quite beautifully.

Zac may be the one with the ball, but it's everyone else who has to worry about dribbling.

Mama June Wedding The Pig Who Stole the Show

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Just how redneckish was the Mama June wedding hootenanny?? TMZ has learned the "Honey Boo Boo" stars didn't just serve up a whole roasted pig (with the head intact) ... they also gave away HUNTING KNIVES to the male guests!

And it only got more gluttonous from there!

Our well-placed wedding spies tell us ... when June Shannon and Sugar Bear unofficially tied the knot, guests feasted on pulled pork sandwiches and ribs (ya know, from the dead pig), corn on the cob, macaroni and cheese, baked beans, rolls and sweet tea ... basically your cardiologist's worst nightmare.

And don't forget dessert ... which included a frickin' gourmet candy bar -- i.e. a bar full of candy -- which offered Airheads, Sour Patch Kids, Twizzlers, Swedish Fish ... you get the idea.

As for the gift bags -- women got red candles ... the men got small hunting knives ... and EVERYONE got diabetes!!!

Kidding ... instead they got wine glasses made from mason jars ... and also probably diabetes.

Jessica Alba There's a Nip in the Air!

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Even in May, it can get quite nippy out in New York City ... thanks to Jessica Alba.

While she hasn't been on a TV series in years, the sexy 32-year-old mother of two put on quite the show as she stripped off some of her pesky warm layers and exposed one of her gorgeous girls through her sheer bra on Tuesday.

Although unpredictable, the weather forecast did say partly cloudy with a chance of an amazing, beautiful front moving across the land.

Kim Kardashian Looks Sofa King Good!

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Rockin' a chic maternity floral slipcover, a very pregnant Kim Kardashian camouflaged her growing baby bump and wowed the A-list fashion crowd at the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC on Monday.

The theme of the stylish event was punk rock ... and what's more anti-establishment than going as the kouch in your beloved Aunt Sylvia's finished basement in Van Nuys circa 1986?

This is the perfect look for a busy mom-to-be, as it sleeps two comfortably.

Elton John's Husband Cops a Feel of Neil Patrick Harris' Ass!

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Please don't squeeze the Neil Patrick Harris.

During a Race to Erase MS charity gala in L.A. this weekend, Elton John's husband David Furnish gave the "Doogie Howser" star a real helping hand ... by copping a sneaky feel of his butt.

As Sir Elton, Neil Patrick and his partner David Burtka posed for pics in a friendly embrace, Furnish tried to get away with pulling the old underhanded ass grab on NPH.

The truth always comes out in the end.

Ron Burgundy FOUGHT A SHARK!

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the "Anchorman" franchise ...

Check out Will Ferrell -- aka Ron Burgundy -- battling a mechanical Great White last week off the coast of Georgia, where "Anchorman: The Legend Continues" is shooting.

If it were a man, he'd punch it. Punch it right in the mouth.

Burgundy had a stand-in on the film ... but judging by the pics, he went ahead and performed his own stunts for the shark attack scene.

He probably immediately regrets that decision.

Kendall Jenner Major in Hotness Minor in a Bikini

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FYI, Kendall turns 18 on November 3rd. Not that we're counting the days.

Yao Ming I'm Huge in the Philippines!

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Former NBA player Yao Ming is still a big star ... wherever he goes.

The gargantuan 7' 6" retired baller towered over everyone else as he lumbered through the airport in Manila this weekend.

No injuries were reported.

Mama June Here Comes the Bride All Dressed in Camouflage

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Mama June is on a show on TLC -- home of shows like "Say Yes to the Dress" and "I Found the Gown" -- but clearly she did not enlist the help of either of them to pick out the dress for her wedding today.

As TMZ first reported, Mama (aka June Shannon) and Sugar Bear (aka Mike Thompson) decided to tie the knot today in Georgia.

Our sources had said that the people working the wedding were told to dress in either hot pink or camo clothing ... but we didn't think that extended to the participants as well!