Paparazzi Video

Thing #1 -- it's not our camera guy ... and not the way we'd ask the questions -- the dude hits Capri pretty hard about everything that went down in New York last week.

Snoop was out in L.A. earlier this week -- and even though the election isn't until next week -- Snoop told us he already cast his vote.

Arquette was on his way to do some charity work at an L.A. church yesterday, when a photog asked if he was dating rebound chick Jasmine Waltz.

As TMZ first reported, the two got reeeeeally up close and personal at a bar in New Orleans this weekend -- but yesterday, when photogs asked about the hook-up, dude cracked a huge, mysterious smile.

Oy, he looks so skinny. He should really eat something.

She's got plenty of experience serving multiple people at the same time -- but Nadya Suleman looked lost and confused while trying to mix some kind of blue concoction at Carlos' n Charlie's Restaurant Bar.

As we first reported, the dress is being put up for auction by The Potomack Company, an all-female owned auction house, with a percentage of the sale to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society and the Clinton-Bush Haiti Fund.

Allegedly.

As we previously reported, Heidi called off her divorce from Spencer -- and as a symbol of their (unfortunately) undying love, Speidi fed each other s'mores that they'd cooked over an inferno of legal docs.

Heidi tells TMZ she was waiting for Spencer to make her his top priority: "All I ever wanted was to know that Spencer loved me more than he loved all this other nonsense."

For his part, Spencer tells us, "Through everything it's been Heidi's love that kept me grounded. Realizing my behavior was pushing her away was a terrifying wake-up call. I've still got a long way to go to repair the trust, but I hope with continued self improvement, our relationship will be stronger than ever."

LiLo stirred such a scene when she took the lil' Lohans -- Ali and Michael -- shopping yesterday that LAPD cops had to be called.

NYPD says Robert Linhart was arrested on suspicion of criminal mischief yesterday. One of Linhart's signs read "M, the Universe brought us together in 1992 and again this year in Prague. Meet me please XXX."

It appears the dude was lurking around the house. It's unclear if it's a paparazzo or a garden-variety intruder ... but there are signs it could be a photog.

And this is interesting ... Although cops place the man in the back of the patrol car, it appears they did not cuff him.

But it doesn't seem too serious, because the officers cracked a smile as they drove away.

Lindsay was going to the Chateau Marmont Friday night at 11:00 PM when she got pulled over -- according to one account she may have rolled through a stop sign. The newly rehabbed Lindsay got off with a warning and was on her merry way.

It's gotta be a reminder -- one bad move and she's in big trouble. Lindsay is counting on shooting "Inferno" in mid-November in Louisiana -- if she runs afoul of the law, the judge almost certainly will not let her leave the state.

Spencer told TMZ over the weekend he was in Costa Rica to turn over two dogs to Heidi but she wanted nothing to do with him. The video suggests otherwise.

Spencer says he's given Heidi an ultimatum -- either tear up the divorce papers and do a reality show with him, or he'll release the sex tapes.

So we ask ...

UPDATE: Heidi and Spencer were also spotted together in Costa Rica on August 18. The plot thickens ...

As we first reported, Oksana went to Dr. Ross Shelden the day after the blowup. Dr. Shelden signed a written declaration stating Oksana was struck in the mouth and the temple. But as we reported, he has also told another, conflicting story -- that Oksana was NOT struck in the mouth -- and there was no evidence of bruising consistent with a strike to the mouth. Dr. Shelden theorized Oksana was struck in the temple, which caused her to bite down hard which led to two veneers coming out.

In this video shot Thursday, Dr. Shelden -- who at first says he shouldn't comment -- says, "I think [Oksana's injuries] were definitely caused by a blow to the mouth and a blow to the head."

If Mel Gibson is charged with domestic violence, Dr. Shelden's inconsistent stories could damage his credibility as a witness.