Party All The Time

Yo, yo yo yo ... pop a 40 and check your rollies -- 'cause former WWE tag team Crime Time got up close and personal in Vegas with Khloe Kardashian for her 30th birthday.

JTG and Shad Gaspard were in Sin City for UFC 175 and hit up Tao after the weigh-ins ... where K.K. happened to be partying with French Montana and Miguel.

There was also an Elvis impersonator and a giant 4th of July themed cake.

If you were in the V.I.P. section ... check your pockets.

Justin Bieber has some gall ... having a better 4th than just about any true American ... knocking back a few cold ones on an enormous yacht.

Biebs ... was off the coast of Miami Beach -- shirtless of course -- drinking a frosty Corona on the bow of his rented luxury vessel.

Last time the pop star was in Miami Beach he was busted for DUI ... so this is a safe move unless Biebs takes the helm.

Enjoy your sparklers and frozen hot dogs this weekend.

Justin Bieber and Khalil went back to the scene of the crime -- Miami Beach -- where the two got busted for DUI ... and this time, Justin's sidekick threatened to shoot anyone who got in his way.

Bieber was leaving Dream nightclub at around 4:00 AM and was super cool with fans -- taking a slew of pics and being extremely gracious.

By sharp contrast ... Khalil made his way to the SUV and began randomly pretending to pull the trigger of a gun ... repeatedly screaming, "That's how a n**** gets shot."

BTW ... as we reported ... Khalil and Bieber have worked out a plea deal and we're told prosecutors are currently processing the paperwork.

Justin Bieber has just screwed over the owner of his Beverly Hills condo units the way he screwed over the other residents ... because the owner is now on the hook to pay for security to keep Bieber and his buddies in check.

As TMZ first reported ... Bieber's new neighbors are at war with the singer ... cops have already showed up twice in the middle of the night over party noise. Some neighbors says they have literally choked over the smell of weed in the hallways.

So the Home Owner's Association had an emergency meeting this week and decided to hire security during the evenings and bill the owner of Bieber's units. The guards will work between 6 PM and 8 AM.

The HOA can't go after Bieber because he's just a renter ... a renter who parties hard with the likes of Floyd Mayweather, Tyrese and Johnny Manziel.

The security team started Tuesday but there'll be plenty of time for a snooze -- Bieber's currently wreaking havoc in Miami.

Justin Bieber hung with his new pals at the Bev Hills PD when they crashed his early morning bash with Johnny Manziel and Floyd Mayweather Jr.

No doubt Justin and co. had a blast, but his neighbors and the cops -- that's a drastically different story.

Chris Brown is now privately admitting he was falling-down drunk after the BET awards Sunday ... but says it's not because he drank to excess -- it's because he can't hold his liquor.

We posted the video first thing Monday morning ... showing an absolutely obliterated CB being carried out of Playhouse in Hollywood.

Chris is saying ... he hadn't had a drink in 6 months -- mostly because he was either in rehab or jail. Chris says he was goaded at Playhouse into drinking ... by famous folk like Lil Wayne, Tyga and Soulja Boy. They wanted him to celebrate his triumphant return on the BET stage by doing shots.

Chris admits to having the proverbial "several" shots, but that was all she wrote.

Chris Brown and Justin Bieber hanging out on a Saturday night sounds like a recipe for disaster -- and it was ... if you call Justin eating it while roller skating a disaster.

No double cups or disloyal hos were in sight when JB and CB got their roll bounce on at Breezy’s “Skate Jam” outside L.A. the night before the BET Awards.

Brown seemed to have no trouble, but the Biebs took a tumble (barely captured by the photog).

Chris Brown's hos ain't loyal, but his bros sure are ... 'cause they straight up carried him out of a Hollywood club and into the waiting ride of Karrueche Tran.

Brown was leaving Playhouse in the wee hours of Monday morning, but not under his own power. Brown's arms were squarely wrapped around the shoulders of two guys ... while a few other people cleared the way.

Tran -- Chris' on-again/off-again girlfriend -- was waiting in a sick orange Lambo ... ready to whisk CB away. No doubt he napped the whole ride.

Brown performed at the BET Awards earlier in the evening -- his first show since getting out of jail.

Khloe and Kim Kardashian were in a horse race Friday night ... each clearly trying to take the evening with assets that are undeniably spectacular.

Khloe and French Montana got nice and cuddly sailing on the Utopia III in NYC on the Hudson River ... to celebrate K.K.'s 30th birthday ... and her incredible ass clearly made some partiers go full mast.

And then there's Kim ... whose boobs could save perhaps a dozen lives in a nautical emergency.

Oh yeah ...Kris, Kylie and Kendall Jenner were there too.

Now that's a party we could get behind.

French Montana has only been with Khloe Kardashian for a few months ... and he dropped nearly $100,000 on her birthday presents.

French got Khloe a Jeep Wrangler Sahara, which we're told cost around $50K.

But wait. There's more. He also gave her a $25,000,18k gold ring with natural green Colombian emeralds and natural yellow canary diamonds from Rafaello & Co.

And still more. French gifted her 2 grills (one with diamonds and one without) at a cost of $10K. Khloe wore one to her birthday bash.

Love ... it don't come cheap.

If you didn't know Paris Hilton was worth millions, you'd probably be asking yourself ... who's that pretty homeless girl with all the luggage?

Paris landed at the Bob Hope Airport in Burbank on Monday, after returning from a weekend at the Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas.

Justin Bieber has loaded up his truck and moved to Beverly Hills ... and his neighbors are already pissed.

We've learned Bieber is renting 2 units in a new, fancy Bev Hills condo building. It's a little strange ... he's rented both a penthouse unit and the unit on the floor below, even though the units don't connect.

We're told Justin needed the space not just for him but for his entourage. He moved in earlier this month.

Now here's the predictable problem with the Biebs living in a condo building. The neighbors have already contacted the HOA because of excessive noise and marijuana. And we're told ... cops have been called twice.

A resident in the building tells TMZ, "The smell of marijuana was permeating the floor, especially my hallway which is shared by [Justin's] unit."

Neighbors complained last week of a rager that went on until 4 AM.

And there's this. A neighbor told TMZ Justin was having a small party Monday where his deck was outfitted with bongs and a bar ... and the entire penthouse floor was being hotboxed.

Kourtney Kardashian flew back to L.A. for North West's Kidchella birthday bash ... and we're told she left Scott Disick behind to teach him a lesson ... but it didn't work.

Disick didn't stew over the snub -- he had a belated birthday party at 1Oak in the Hamptons where he sprayed champagne on fellow partygoers.

We're told Kourtney believed Scott would feel the burn ... especially since North's party was thrown in Scott and Kourtney's backyard. The tension revolves around Scott's propensity for partying and leaving the family in the dust.

Kourtney gave Scott's plane ticket to a nanny ... again, a not-so-subtle insult that seemed lost on Scott.

Chris Brown went clubbing Friday in West Hollywood ... and things were tame/boring.

Brown and GFish Karrueche Tran hit up Hooray Henry's last night ... and left in subdued fashion -- except for the car, which was kinda baller.

As TMZ first reported, Brown has told friends he's swearing off drugs and purging all negative influences from his life ... because he never wants to see the inside of a jail cell again.

Which is probably why he looked so bored inside the club.

Scott Disick has taken partying to a whole new level ... and this time its going to line his pockets in a big way.

We found out ... Disick agreed to host a patriotic booze fest July 5th at Harrah's Pool After Dark in Atlantic City ... and will rake in around $50K.

We're told Scott signed the deal last week ... around the same time Kourtney threw him out of their Hamptons house following a nuclear argument over his propensity for partying.

They don't call it the Stanley CUP for nothing -- which is why a bunch of L.A. Kings players used it to serve up champagne to hot chicks in Vegas last night ... and TMZ Sports has the pics.