Adam Levine Bruno's Rear Ain't My Type
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Maroon 5 stud Adam Levine says he wouldn't mind getting a helping of ass to the face, depending on whose derriere it was -- and judging by the hot chick who rode on his hog, we doubt he wants Bruno's.
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Brandy Settles Fatal Car Crash with Victim's Kids
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We've learned Brandy has just reached a settlement with the kids whose mother died in the singer's 2006 car crash.
Awatef Aboudihaj's two children will receive a total of $600,000 -- $300,000 each -- according to court documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court moments ago.
Aboudihaj died in 2006 after her car was struck by Brandy's Range Rover near the interchange of the 405 and 101 freeways in Los Angeles.
Her husband, Marouane Hdidou -- who has yet to settle with Brandy -- rejected his part of a $1.2 million settlement offer in February.
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LiLo's Borrowed Maserati For Sale -- Crash Tested
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Dennis DeSantis had to be sick of Lindsay Lohan's assistant (and a Cecconi's valet) playing bumper cars with the ridiculously expensive Maserati he handed over to her -- because he wants the cursed luxury car to be your problem now, not his.
DeSantis just listed the car on eBay for a starting bid of $25,000, but here's the best part: We clicked the CARFAX link to see if the well-publicized fender benders were gonna be listed... and they weren't.
CARFAX does give fair warning on their report, by saying, "Not all accidents or issues are reported to CARFAX" -- just everywhere else on the planet.
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Cloris Leachman -- Just Put That Anywhere
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Cloris Leachman loves valet parking at Nobu in Malibu. The only problem is Nobu doesn't have valet parking.
Leachman left her car -- with the keys in the ignition -- in the middle of the parking lot and it took our photog going inside the restaurant for someone to come out and move it.
Between this episode and her driving on the pedestrian-only area of an L.A. shopping center back in March, it might be time for Leachman to look into a driver.
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Lindsay Lohan Is Tow Up
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Every car Lindsay Lohan even looks at is doomed -- and yesterday, her loaned Maserati fell victim to the curse, as it was towed away from outside Sam Ronson's place to an impound lot after she parked it in a no-no zone.
LiLo had a chauffeured backup ready to go though -- a Rolls-Royce ... painted flat black!?
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Rachel Dratch -- Check Out My 'Crapmobile!'
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"SNL" alum Rachel Dratch was really proud of her car last night -- which she so lovingly referred to as her "red s**tmobile" "crapmobile" and "crappy rental."
If the Toyota Yaris needs a spokesperson, Rachel is definitely their gal.
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Jane Fonda Real Easy Rider
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She probably didn't need it, but Jane Fonda slipped past the long lines at LAX this weekend by sliding into a comfy wheel chair.
That's just how she rolls.
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Eric the Midget Has a Little Valet Drama
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TMZ cameras caught Eric the Midget -- aka Eric the Actor -- rollin' up to Ruth's Chris Steak house in Beverly Hills last week, where the Howard Stern "Whack Packer" actually got the valet's to park his pimped out Power Wheels-style Escalade.
Seth MacFarlane Come Fly With Me
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"Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane just did exactly what you'd expect the highest paid writer-producer in television to do -- he bought his own plane.
Seth reportedly pulled in a cool $100 million last year on a four-year contract. Consider the 13-seater a present to himself.
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Mila Kunis -- What's Your Handicap?
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She did star in "Krippendorf's Tribe" -- so maybe Mila Kunis deserved to park in a handicapped spot during a coffee run in L.A. yesterday ... right?
Take That, MINI Cooper
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After purchasing a child's coin operated ride from eBay, a British guy created the world's smallest car.
Inventor Perry Watkins crammed his ass into the matchbox car and attempted to drive using his side view mirror.
With all the money saved on gas, you can buy a lot of chiropractor appointments.
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T.O. in the Zone -- The No Parking Zone
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He got no love in Dallas, even less in Philly ... and yesterday afternoon, T.O. was S.O.L. in L.A. too.
Terrell Owens faced the wrath of a ticket-writing parking enforcer behind Sunset Plaza after leaving his decked out Bentley in a no-no spot.
It was unclear if he cried about it.
FYI -- You don't have to brand your car with a DUB logo to prove you're rollin' on dubs.
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Drunken Bus Fight Is Hell on Wheels
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Bet you've never seen anything like this before: A guy on the street tried to attack a guy inside a party bus -- while the bus was still moving!!
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Melissa Rivers -- Shamed by Busted Whip
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The only thing worse than a "whore pit viper" if you're Melissa Rivers -- a beat-up hoopty that won't start when you're trying to get away from the paps!
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Mel Gibson -- Passion of the Cressida
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Mel Gibson tooled around Malibu yesterday without incident -- while behind the wheel of a classic, sky blue Toyota Cressida. In these rough economic times, even a guy worth $900 million can't afford to be flashy!
We hear the Japanese are responsible for most of the cars in the world.
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Tom Hanks -- Big Wiener
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Tom Hanks' ride comes with all the fixins.
The 52-year-old came out of the Oscar Mayer "Wienermobile" in NYC on Monday.
Even Hollywood's golden boy gets a craving for mechanically separated meat.