The Hills

The two pseudo-ladies frolicked around in the surf, with Audrina getting an unfortunate wedgie at one point. LC's ex-boyfriend (and Hayley Duff's rumored current beau) Brody Jenner got rough on the sand with buddy Frankie Delgado. Sources tell TMZ that Jenner actually broke his finger while playing football with Frankie at the house, was taken to the hospital and proudly returned to show off his X-rays.

The group was at the Beachbody Silver Spoon House in Malibu, filming scenes for the upcoming season of the MTV reality show "The Hills." Heidi and Spencer, the show's most beloved couple, were not invited to the party.

TMZ was on Robertson Blvd. yesterday as the engaged "Hills" brats went on a pre-planned paparazzi-filled shopping spree, with the smarmy Spencer whipping out his own videocamera to record the day's festivities.

After dropping some dough at Lisa Kline, Sky, Kitson and a sunglasses store, the two hoofed it back to the the Ivy to get their car, where Spencer stopped taping so the couple could field questions about their upcoming wedding. "There's no rush," said Pratt. A clearly delusional Heidi said her man is "better looking" than David Beckham, adding Pratt is "a better boyfriend, I bet, too."

No word on if Spence picked up the camcorder again later that night for a more intimate recording.

"The Hills" stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge stopped by Les Deux for Lil' Kim's big birthday bash. Season three of "The Hills" is currently filming and the season kicks off on MTV August 13.

All this and more in today's jocked-up edition of L.A. Star Catcher!

Madden allegedly stormed over to Pratt's table, where he was lunching with his future Mrs., Heidi Montag, and screamed, "you've been talking s**t about my girl!" before, claims Pratt, Madden -- who was there with pregnant girlfriend Nicole Richie -- had to be forcibly separated and removed.

TMZ caught LC filming portions of the next season of her MTV reality show, "The Hills," and Wahler was by her side during the taping outside of Ketchup. For those not savvy to the dating habits of the blonde from "The Real OC," LC and Jason broke up -- for the second time -- last August and Wahler has since been arrested four times ... in four different states!

LC's enemies Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were also spotted inside the restaurant -- sounds like a night full of winners for Conrad!

With their mic packs on, LC and buddy Audrina hit up Les Deux last night with a couple of hot guy pals, who all just happened upon Brody at the same club. It's a small world after all!

"Transamerica" hottie Kevin Zegers was spotted leaving Hyde last night, and while he normally doesn't attract too much attention, his arm candy for the evening looked extremely similar to a certain locked-up heiress.

Also out last night were Corey Feldman (yes, one of the Coreys finally made it into Star Catcher), the super-cute Amanda Bynes, a leather-clad David Arquette and LiLo's former flame Calum Best.

TMZ caught the newly-engaged "Hills" brats leaving Les Deux in Hollywood last night, where they constantly held hands and chatted up the photogs snapping their picture on their way to the valet. They sure do love attention each other!

Spencer joked that all the attention coming their way was due to a lack of anyone else to shoot, saying "Justin and Cameron must be at home." He's right. Though the two kept talking to every camera they could, Spencer did manage to keep his wedding date a secret, saying, "Every day is a big day, it's good to be alive."

Wouldn't want to jinx that now would we?

Take a moment to enjoy their pre-planned "spontaneous" paparazzi photo op.

Don't worry folks ... the clock is ticking on these two.

Stop what you are doing. This is a moment you will remember forever. MTV's "Hills" stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have done it. They're engaged. For now.

As Us Magazine just reported, the "world's best boyfriend" popped the question to his 20-(yes 20)-year-old fiancee last night in Santa Barbara. Obviously, she said yes.

According to Us, Pratt picked up a diamond encrusted platinum band at Zales a jewelry store in Brentwood, Calif.

Heidi's hills nearly spilled out of her pink floral bikini as she frolicked in the chilly surf with boyfriend Spencer Pratt ... who later went mountain climbing.

Yodel-ay-ee-oooo!

In the new issue of Us Weekly, Montag also says that the reason she never called LC after news broke of the sex tape, which may or may not exist, was because Heidi was in the hospital recovering from her nose and boob jobs! Priorities, people! When asked if the sex tape, which may or may not exist, does in fact exist, Montag said, "No comment."

As far as her relationship with boyfriend/"Hills" resident slimeball Spencer Pratt is concerned, Heidi says, "It's perfect. We have so much fun. I never knew I could love someone like this." While Pratt chimes in saying, "I have never been so madly in love as I am with Heidi. She has the world's greatest boyfriend."

There's no question these two were made for each other.

Lauren Conrad has named a former friend as a culprit in spreading rumors of a sex tape featuring the "Hills" star and her ex, multi-arrestee Jason Wahler. The annoyed LC denies the existence of the tape.

In an interview with Us magazine, sources close to LC say she's "pointing the finger" at former friend Heidi Montag and BF Spencer Pratt, because Montag was the "one person who didn't reach out" after news of the tape broke. Watch your back in them thar Hills!

Montag and Pratt denied any wrongdoing ... and so far, no sex tape has surfaced.

Lauren Conrad is denying she made a sex tape with one of her co-stars, but sources are telling TMZ a different tale.

A rep for SugarDVD.com tells TMZ that they were approached by a third party claiming to have the tape -- allegedly featuring Conrad with her "Laguna Beach" and "The Hills" co-star Jason Wahler. The rep says the company offered $500,000 for the latest star skin flick -- sight unseen. SugarDVD.com reportedly called Wahler's manager and made him the same offer. According to the SugarDVD source, Wahler's manager would neither confirm nor deny the that there was a tape. News of the tape's possible existence was first reported by Perez Hilton.

Mike Esterman, who reps several "Laguna Beach" stars, confirmed to TMZ that he was contacted, but passed the offer on to Wahler's camp.

A rep from Vivid Entertainment, the company that just released the Kim Kardashian sex tape, tells TMZ his company has not been contacted, but would certainly consider making an offer.

Conrad fired back today with a blog on her website that reads, "Jason and I would like to make it clear that we did not make a tape with us having sex. Jason and I are both shocked and hurt that people would say such horrible things about us. I can't believe that somebody would go to such great lengths to try to damage my reputation."

Walking somberly, her head down and clutching some non-Cash Warren arm candy, the "Fantastic Four" star flashed no smile to the flashing paparazzi, one of whom tried to elicit a smile by talking to her in a Mickey Mouse voice. Nice try, but no dice.

Also at Winston's last night was a grotesquely dressed Lindsay Lohan -- who got out the back door, sparing people in front from having to see her getup.

Jump to NYC, where "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" star Alfonso Ribeiro found himself watching some very energetic fans do the "Carlton Dance" on the streets outside Butter. The club was also peopled by Jay-Z, Quentin Tarantino, sexy Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio, and the girls from "The Hills" -- LC, Whitney & Audrina -- who partied with fellow MTV reality show star Ashley Parker Angel.

Music producer "J.R." Rotem (recently dropped by Britney) had mad love for TMZ calling the site the "classiest" of them all. Could be because we're the only ones who care!

Brody Jenner and Kim Kardashian flashed their pearly whites, followed by Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis and all his oily glory. While NBA star Dennis Rodman seemed a bit overwhelmed by the lights/camera action, Jesse McCartney and Jack Osbourne were unfazed by the attention.

See all of last night's chilly action in today's Star Catcher.

Brody Jenner's apparently got a thing for the girls of reality TV -- specifically blondes from "Laguna Beach."

The "Prince of Malibu" was spotted heading into Shag last night with none other than Lauren Conrad, the well-known arch-enemy of his ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari. While TMZ could not confirm any romantic connection between the two, hanging out with your ex's enemy in public is still a pretty bold move. Also along for the evening was LC's "The Hills" co-star Heidi Montag.