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In the wake of her DUI arrest ... "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham swore she's not a party girl -- and proved it by wearing skimpy lingerie, pounding booze, and making out with a chick in a nightclub!

Kim Kardashian says, even with pregnancy, she's only up to 140 pounds -- which very few people believe. So, step right up and play the game that's not sweeping the nation! (Prizes not included)

Racing legend Darrell Waltrip thinks NASCAR should follow in hockey's footsteps ... and let drivers punch out their differences -- and each other -- after races. Beats left turns, right?

Christina Aguilera looks like she's shed weight since leaving "The Voice" -- and we think we know why ... those super-luxurious spinning chairs might be too comfy! You've been warned, Usher.

Ray J went HAM on anyone who stepped to him at L.A.'s Nokia Theatre -- but the toughest part of the night ... was figuring out what the hell one female challenger was saying.

Kate Upton put on a tight dress, jumped on stage with Flo Rida, shook her ass, and poor girl still got upstaged ... by two geeky band dudes. Crime of the century, y'all.

Liam Hemsworth got back to the U.S. just in time to see an awesome video of Miley Cyrus twerkin' her ass off! If they really are broken up -- this looks like the best reason for them to get back together.

Mykelti Williamson gave us an awesome performance in "Forrest Gump" ... AND hundreds of ways to cook shrimp! So, we had to know if HE remembers Bubba's best recipes.

Too Short needs a class on what NOT to do when getting arrested. Lesson #1: Do NOT run ... or at least run without tripping! That's pretty much the whole class.

Michael Fassbender made quite a name for himself with that full frontal scene in "Shame" -- but does that big reputation help, or hurt, his chances with chicks? Depends how you look at it. The issue.

Our camera guy thought he ran into "Real Housewives" star NeNe Leakes -- until a major death stare made him think twice, and say something that made this video way more awkward ... and hysterical.

Fitness Made Simple infomercial dude John Basedow is no simple ab-flasher -- but our photographer is, and he gave John a sight he will never be able to unsee. Sorry, ab guy!

"Game of Thrones" stars Peter Dinklage and Kit Harington just got schooled on the funniest drinking game ... based on their show! Fair warning: Your liver probably won't enjoy it as much as you.

Indestructible force of nature Chuck Norris is suddenly vulnerable -- to aging! Now that his beard has disappeared ... it looks like the only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris is a razor.

Jason Sudeikis was totally busted leaving a restaurant with Olivia Wilde -- who IS his fiancée, but apparently not everyone's heard the news.

Which is why we now present ... "Educating Max!"

Samuel L. Jackson has a twin -- if the definition of "twin" is a black dog wearing the same hat and glasses as SLJ. Yep, that -- and some lip-syncing -- is all it takes.