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Kanye West's swollen forehead has been avenged! The sign that took him down has been sentenced to hanging ... a few feet higher than before. Celebrity ... justice?

Now that model Elke the Stallion's massive assets are starring in the "Bubble Butt" music video ... she's proving big girls can make it in Hollywood too.

She's also balancing soda cans on her ass. So ... PROGRESS!

One of Rihanna's fans claims she got herpes at a RiRi concert -- which gives us a great chance to talk about all the STDs we definitely know NOTHING about ... well, most of us anyway.

Julianne Hough and Ashley Greene got the royal treatment in a nail salon, but it wasn't easy spotting 'em in the crowd of busy employees. Instead it was ridiculously easy, 'cause ... y'know.

17-year-old Rapper Chief Keef already has a handful of arrests, and his latest sparked a heated debate at TMZ -- is 19-year-old Justin Bieber getting a pass on his screw-ups because he's white?

It's about to get real ... angry.

Great news ... the Power Rangers just added the Green ranger to their reunion guest list! What's not so great -- especially for Mr. Green -- everyone seems more interested in who Liberace was banging!

When Justin Bieber allegedly raced his Ferrari past ex-NFL stud Keyshawn Johnson ... he learned a valuable lesson -- never underestimate an angry man in a Prius!

Especially one way bigger than you.

It's thick, round, wrapped in stripes ... and a total mystery. But just as TMZ's investigative team attempted to put a name to that sweet rear -- someone cracked it wide open. The mystery ... that is.

Dear Rihanna,
Please provide Chris Brown frequent Instagram reminders of what he's no longer tapping -- such as your barely covered ass -- since he was stupid enough to break up with you.
Love,
The Internet (and everyone who uses it)

Justin Bieber wants to party with you as soon as you sign a contract to ensure you never, ever say a word about partying with him -- because silence may be golden, but talking could cost you millions!

Robert Pattinson shoved a bunch of crap into his truck -- making lots of people think he's ditching Kristen Stewart ... which sparked a battle between two detectives. Self-deputized, but still ... detectives. Sorta.

Eva Longoria didn't win an award at the Cannes Film Festival -- but based on her wardrobe malfunction ... Eva clearly deserves consideration for the hardware. What's a girl gotta show do for a trophy, anyway?

Ja Rule and O.J. Simpson both gained a ton of weight in prison -- but one looks like The Rock ... and the other looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Rob Kardashian might need a new workout plan ... or diet plan -- or both. Despite the fact we've seen him busting his ass all over town, he can't seem to lose it.

You might think rapper Wiz Khalifa is high all the time -- but if you ask one LAX employee with a keen nose, there's no thinking about it ... he definitely is. Breathe deep!

Disneyland's incredibly long lines can easily be cut -- if you're willing to rent pay a disabled person! And if you are ... you're the worst person in the world. Or the smartest. Depends.

Those lines are pretty long.