Vacations

Mark Zuckerberg and wife Priscilla Chan were just two regular tourists Monday night roaming around the Colosseum in Rome ... with nearly $52 billion rattling around in their pockets.

The couple got chatty with the non-billionaires surrounding them during their tour. Imagine the tour guide's eyes when he saw the Zuckerbergs coming.

#FatTip

The gas station where Leatherface did his handiwork is about to reopen for biz, but this time it's gonna be a motel and BBQ joint ... yummy!

The key location where "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" was filmed is now an establishment simply called The Gas Station ... and it's got 4 cabins where fans can lay their heads (and keep 'em) for $130 a night.

Owner Roy Rose says the cabins have 43" TVs, and a collection of horror flicks to get you in the mood. They're also displaying movie memorabilia -- like the chainsaw from the 2013 redux -- and also selling merch from other horror movies.

As for the grub -- Rose says it'll be takeout, but he's still searching for a top-notch BBQ cook who's good with finger food.

Leatherface would be proud.

Model Elisabetta Gregoraci's showing off her ridiculously hard body on a Greek beach, while her Italian business mogul husband is showing off ... how awesome his life is!

Elisabetta and Flavio Briatore are in Mykonos with their family, jet-skiing and what not.

Important note: Flavio married Elisabetta 8 years AFTER he and Heidi Klum broke up. Nice second act, buddy.

Good news for Blake Griffin ... his girlfriend is pregnant ... again!

Zayn Malik is still rocking Gigi Hadid's boat ... and paddling it too.

Zayn gave Gigi's arms a break while the couple went kayaking Thursday during their Tahitian getaway.

We haven't seen pics of them together in weeks, but nothing puts breakup rumors to rest like a romantic luxury South Pacific vacay.

Break's over for Kim Kardashian after her celebrated butt somehow managed to fly under the radar for 3 whole days -- and now she's making sure everyone gets an up-close look!

Kim says she laid off Snapchat at the start of her Mexican vacation with girlfriends, and her kids, but all bets are off ... now that the paps spotted her at Joe Francis' oceanfront mansion in Punta Mita.

Check out the vid ... #FullMoonFever.

We can't see any seashells ... but Farrah Abraham still had plenty to offer during a day at the beach.

The ex "Teen Mom" star packed her goods into a bikini, and put on a show for photogs in Malibu. After 3 boob jobs, you can see in these pics -- the struggle is real for Farrah's tops.

Kim Kardashian slipped into a tiny bikini and hit the beach in Mexico ready to roll around in the sand ... with her kids.

Yeah, North and Saint are on vacay with mom. The whole fam went out Thursday for some fun in the sun -- and the kids are so freakin' adorable they almost upstaged Kim's famed assets.

Almost.

Nicole Scherzinger is fired up about getting herself wet.

The ex-Pussycat Dolls singer is on a yacht somewhere in a bikini ... dancing, showering, shaking and lip-syncing to her own song, "Wet."

Normally we'd say that's kinda douchey, but yeah ... watch. We're all good with this.

Everyone is.

Beyonce isn't even living life on the edge anymore ... she's going right over it!

We got these shots of Bey and Jay Z balling out off the coast of Sardinia on their rented super yacht, the Halo. Yes, the Halo. But instead of sunbathing or sipping bubbly ... Beyonce decided to go all daredevil and dive off the top deck.

Looks to be at least a 30-foot drop, and we think that's Jigga recording video from below. Maybe she was inspired by the Olympics ... or maybe she's making a quick escape.

Bottom line ... #CakesintheOcean

Madonna treated herself to the best hotel digs Havana has to offer for her 58th birthday bash, but still came nowhere close to breaking the bank ... not hers, anyway.

Sources with direct knowledge of Madge's 3-day trip tell us she bunked up in Hotel Saratoga's finest room -- the Suite Habana, which typically goes for $700 per night!

The suite features floor to ceiling windows, its own living room and a junior suite right next door ... possibly where Rocco or her pal Debi Mazar stayed during the celebration.

We're told the hotel had extra security from local police for Madonna's arrival -- just in case of a mob scene -- but everything went smoothly.

Jay Z and Beyonce also stayed at the Saratoga in 2013. Just to illustrate what a bargain rate these celebs are getting ... remember where they stay in Paris: $700 vs. $19,000??

Cuba -- where celebs get way more bang ... for their buck.

Kevin Hart and Eniko Parrish's Caribbean honeymoon is a bootyful thing to behold.

The newlyweds hit the beach in St. Barts after tying the knot this past weekend.

He's puffin' on a cigar, but let's be clear -- Eniko's ass is what's really smoking here. Kev gets the picture.

As if they need anything more -- the Harts also have kick-ass accommodations. They're staying at the world famous Eden Rock hotel, in their Villa Rockstar ... typically, nearly $23k per night this time of year.

#BallersOnly

Kylie Jenner's birthday vacay continues to be the gift that keeps on giving ... to all of us.

KJ's still down in Turks and Caicos with Tyga and her squad. We're guessing she decided to celebrate that Tyga's a free man again by freeing something herself ... dat ass.

Beyonce, Jay Z and Blue Ivy are cruisin' like they're some kind of music royalty.

The Carters docked in Capri Tuesday, after several days of tooling around the Mediterranean.

Orlando Bloom was bombarded with questions about parading around naked on his Italian vacation with Katy Perry, but the photogs didn't see what was right in the actor's hands.

Orlando was cradling 5-year-old Flynn as he left LAX Tuesday, with Katy not far behind. That means, of course, the 3 of them were on vacation together.

We heard rumblings back in February when Orlando and Katy first hooked up ... Miranda Kerr, Flynn's mom, was very unhappy her ex had already introduced their kid to another woman.

Maybe Miranda's ok with Katy being around her kid now that the relationship is more than a fling ... or maybe not.

Beyonce and Jay Z were fully protected on their jet skis ... so protected they barely got wet.

The famous couple hit the water with helmets, life jackets, in Jay's case a wet suit, and shades as they cruised the coast.