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Charlie Sheen is unapologetic that he goaded his fans to descend on the private school where he says his daughter was unmercifully bullied and smear dog poop on the premises.

Charlie tells TMZ ... Viewpoint School in Calabasas, CA "...should be ashamed of itself for allowing the bullying to go on and try to hide it."

As we first reported, Charlie claims his 9-year-old daughter Sam was bullied so bad a year ago, she couldn't bear going back so he and Denise Richards withdrew the child from the school. He claims the school called his daughter a liar and buried the problem.

Charlie goes on ... his anger has been at a slow boil for months and he just couldn't stand it anymore and that's why he waited, adding, "There's no statute of limitations on bullying."

As for why the dog poop ... Charlie said "They [Viewpoint officials] needed a visual reminder not to forget the epidemic of bullying."

As for Charlie targeting the alleged bully -- a girl named Victoria (Charlie wanted his fans to write her name in dog poop at the school) ... he screamed, "9-year-old!!! How about the 9-year-old who is harmless and sweet and was just trying to make a friend."

Put away the red solo cups ... Dick Clark's college frat will NOT be using the TV icon's $1 million donation to throw the biggest kegger in history ... they're planning to use it to gussy themselves up instead.

The Delta Kappa Epsilon social chair at Syracuse University tells TMZ, the frat house -- which was purchased by Dick Clark for the members -- has fallen into disrepair over the years.

The chair says the mahogany woodwork and moldings are badly chipped and need refinishing ... and that's just for starters. And upkeep is really expensive.

You'd think the guys would at least be tempted to throw a Project X-style house party ... but the Deke we spoke to says, "It wouldn't mean a lot if we blew all the money on parties because no future classes be able to appreciate it." Wisdom beyond his years.

Shockingly, no room in the house is specifically dedicated to Dick Clark -- but we're told they're hoping to hang a plaque somewhere in his honor.

It's the least they can do.

Jude Law is HEATED over allegations his face has been hijacked by a Canadian fireplace company ... and now, he's filed a lawsuit.

Jude filed the lawsuit in L.A. County Superior Court, claiming Paloform illegally used his face in advertising on its website as well as its Facebook page and Pinterest account.

And in case they've forgotten how famous he is, Jude calls himself "one of the most recognized, highly regarded, critically acclaimed, and commercially valuable motion picture actors in the world." He then attaches his IMDb profile for good measure.

According to the lawsuit, Law never once gave permission for Paloform to use his likeness ... and he wants them to pay up.

Law is suing for unspecified damages. He also wants a judge to order the fireplace company to stop using his face.

Jamming out with Billy Joel is terrible for your report card ... just ask the Vanderbilt freshman whose impromptu duet with the Grammy-winning singer cost him a passing grade on a calculus test.

In case you haven't seen the video -- Billy was at Vanderbilt in January for a Q&A ... and a student named Michael Pollack mustered the testicular fortitude to ask to play piano for Billy while he sang "New York State of Mind." Billy agreed ... and the footage is incredible. Pollack KILLS it.

But the adrenaline rush was so big ... Pollack tells TMZ, he couldn't get himself to concentrate on studying for a big calculus test. The next day, Pollack says he failed the test with a 69.

Pollack tells us, "I'm pretty good at calculus, but it was hard to focus when you perform with your idol ... I have no shame. I got a 69 on the test, compliments of Billy."

Howard Stern fans are gonna LOVE this clip -- Jake Gyllenhaal, on the other hand, might not ... because his former co-star Beetlejuice is talking some serious smack.

We ran into Beet in NYC yesterday and asked about his Shakespearean performance in the 2001 movie "Bubble Boy" -- and it's pretty clear he's not a huge fan of Jake.

BJ said, "We got to know each other. When he sucked my c**k."

He added, "[Jake] got knocked the f**k out 'cause I hit him!"

Now, 'Stern Show' listeners know it's hard to take anything Beetlejuice says with more than a grain of salt -- he's known for totally making up stuff. But at least the guy is entertaining as hell.

If like us, you doubt the 4'7" Stern Wack Packer could really knock out 6-foot Jake -- you gotta hear what Beet says about pumping iron.

Charlie Sheen has issued a call to arms against a school where his daughter was allegedly horribly bullied -- and Charlie's method of retaliation involves toilet paper and feces.

Sources close to the situation tell TMZ ... Sam -- Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards' 9-year-old daughter -- had been attending Viewpoint School in Calabasas, CA. Our sources say a 9-year-old named Victoria made Sam's life a living hell. We're told Victoria teased Sam mercilessly about her skin, her looks, her hair, and even Charlie getting fired from "Two and a Half Men."

Sources say it got to the point where Sam became physically sick and could not attend class. We're told Denise had 3 meetings at the school to complain about the bullying ... to no avail.

During the third meeting last May, we're told Victoria's parents met with Denise and the parents insisted Sam was lying about the whole thing. That's when Charlie and Denise decided to pull Sam out of Viewpoint.

Charlie just went on a Twitter rant, saying, "If you have a rotten egg, a roll of toilet paper or some dog s**t, I urge you to deliver it with 'extreme prejudice' to the campus run by trolls and charlatans. Make me proud."

Charlie goes on: "And if you're feeling the 'show and tell' of it all, smear the s**t to spell one name on the front door: VICTORIA."

It's unclear what set Charlie off months after the fact. One source says it's because Sam has applied to several schools and the admission acceptance letters are about to go out.

"Charlie's Angels" legend Jaclyn Smith TURNED HER BACK on her own Kmart home furnishing line -- at least she did yesterday -- when she decided to shop at the swankier Restoration Hardware instead.

Jaclyn was leaving the high-end home furnishing store in L.A. with her friend ... bag in hand ... when we asked why she was shopping there instead of Kmart, where she sells her Jaclyn Smith-branded wares.

Jaclyn mustered up a quick excuse, aided by her accomplice/friend -- but we gotta say ... it might be the worst excuse we've ever heard.

The ghost of Dick Clark is on double secret probation ... because TMZ has learned the legend earmarked $1 MILLION of his fortune for his college frat ... and that's a lot of beer.

According to legal docs filed by the Clark Estate trustees, Dick gave the loot to the Delta Kappa Epsilon Foundation in New York, which handles finances for the frat's chapters around the country.

Dick passed away last April ... and various money issues are still being hashed out.

FYI, Clark was a DKE bro while he attended Syracuse University from 1947-1951.

Other famous Dekes include George W. Bush, Teddy Roosevelt, Joe Paterno, and George Steinbrenner.

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Samuel L. Jackson has a twin -- if the definition of "twin" is a black dog wearing the same hat and glasses as SLJ. Yep, that -- and some lip-syncing -- is all it takes.

Pope Francis has already become a superstar back in his home country of Argentina ... and when he returns, he'll have Alotta Fagina waiting there to congratulate him ... TMZ has learned.

We spoke to Fabiana Udenio -- the Argentinian-born actress who played Fagina in "Austin Powers" -- who says she's bursting with pride over the papal election.

"Catholic people in South America are very passionate people and I think this will be good for the spiritual side of the religion because it may attract more passionate people to join the religion," she said.

Fagina added, "[The people of South America] are less jaded by the skepticism brought on by the scandals that have burdened the Catholic church in the past.”

The actress says she's excited to see how an Argentinian will shake things up in Italy -- “The fusion of both cultures will be a great thing for Catholics everywhere.”

Dennis Rodman plans to take a spin in the Popemobile during his trip to Rome ... but he tells TMZ, that's only the BEGINNING of his plans to change the world by meeting the new Pontiff.

Rodman was at Miami International Airport yesterday -- where he boarded his flight for Rome -- and we were able to fire off a bunch of questions before he took off.

Among the highlights ... Rodman discusses the most surprising thing he experienced in North Korea (involving a mummified Kim Jong Il), how he plans to broker peace between North Korea and the U.S. and what his agenda is for Vatican City ... we weren't kidding about the Popemobile.

But our favorite part ... Rodman tells us who the "pimpest" Pope of all time is.

But according to divorce documents obtained by TMZ ... the items in question were purchased in 2003 for approximately $100,000. The divorce judge valued the items in 2012 at $125,000 and plans to order Randy to pay Patrice half -- $62,500.

Short story ... by getting $62,500, Patrice wouldn't be out a penny and would have no claim to the goods.

What's more ... the divorce judge slammed Patrice, saying at times during the case she "lacked integrity" and was "untruthful."

Patrice's lawyer, Perry Wander, tells TMZ ... the divorce judge's ruling on the items in question was only tentative, and they're determined to change the judge's mind before the decision becomes final. Wander adds, if the judge sticks to his guns, Patrice will appeal.

Perry also notes in 2009 -- yeah, it's a bad divorce -- the judge ordered Randy to undo the sale of the china. That's true, but it looks like the court is now changing its tune.

Kelsey Grammer says the WORST investment he ever made in his life is directly related to "blowing" ... but it's NOT his ex-wife Camille -- it's windmill technology.

Grammer was leaving Bouchon in Bev Hills yesterday when he told us how he took a high-6-figure loss after investing in windmills a while back.

"Big wind is doing OK ... but it was a small wind investment and it cost me a lot of money."

The Backstreet Boys are still a bunch of jackasses ... just ask Nick Carter, who went Johnny Knoxville all over AJ McLean's balls today ... WITH A BASEBALL BAT ... and it was all caught on tape.

The stunt took place during a photo shoot with celeb photographer Tyler Shields. We really have no other explanation for why this happened.

Now ... here are a couple of our favorite BSB songs ... Quit Playin' Games (With My Testicles), Ball I Have to Give, and Everybody (Backstreet's Sack).

No doubt Dennis Rodman knows how to rebound -- but heading to Vatican City to meet the new Pope might not be the smartest follow-up to his North Korean trip. Cardinals ... you've been warned.

Here's a shocker ... "Moonshiners" star Tickle -- who makes a living distilling blindingly high-proof alcohol -- was arrested last week for public intoxication.

Law enforcement tells TMZ, Steven Ray Tickle was popped in Danville, Virginia last Thursday afternoon after a police officer discovered him boozing alone in his car, which was parked at a convenience store parking lot.

According to police, the officer approached the car and smelled alcohol coming from the vehicle.

The officer says he attempted to make arrangements for someone to pick Tickle up and take him home, but to no avail. The officer subsequently placed Tickle under arrest for being drunk in public.