Who'd You Rather?

Days after being officially renamed to the USA national team, soccer goddesses Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux celebrated by hitting the beaches in Hawaii this weekend ... in very tiny bikinis.

The Women's World Cup tournament is still 2 years away, but qualifiers begin in Fall 2014 ... and the team is scheduled to take on Australia and New Zealand in some friendly matches later this month.

Enjoy the free time while ya got it.

It's a Colombian face-off!

Here's 41-year-old Colombian born and "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara posing in a little black dress (left) -- and 25-year-old second generation Colombian and "Spy Kids" actress Alexa Vega in an equally little and equally black dress (right).

The question is black and white.

Both 6'10" Clippers forward Blake Griffin -- and 6'5" free agent quarterback Matt Leinart fathered sports spawn with USC basketball star Brynn Cameron.

37-year-old geek chic Mayim Bialik (left), 22-year-old family friendly Sarah Hyland (center) and 32-year-old "MY Girl" actress Anna Chlumsky (right) strapped on their best enviro-centric green gowns and hit the red carpet for the 65th Annual Emmy Awards.

Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus gyrated, thrusted and she-humped the hell out of the backup dancers at the MTV VMAs last night.

Question is ...

It's a battle of the most-hated Batmans!

Here's the newly-named caped crusader Ben Affleck (41) with his best Bruce Wayne inspired tuxedo (left) -- and the previously titled worst-winged avenger George Clooney (52) in the same penguin suit (right).

It's a brawl of the Brazilian models!

Ana Beatriz Barros (31) strolled on the beach in Greece with a sexy striped bikini and wild sunglasses yesterday (left) -- while Alessandra Ambrosio (32) wore an even stripier bikini and even wilder sunglasses along side her (right).

It's a duel of the dreads.

With matching backwards hats, stunner shades and hair length -- both 2 Chainz (35) and Lil Wayne (30) took a moment to pose and point while performing together last weekend in Austin, Texas.

It's a stripped down battle of the buns!

Here's Justin Bieber (19) live and unclothed during a Thanksgiving serenade to his grandma (left) ... and Harry the Prince of Wales (28) wearing nothing but the family jewels during a naked billiards party in Vegas (right).

NBA player Jason Collins hit the West Hollywood club scene last night ... and ran into former "American Idol" star Adam Lambert at a new place called Hooray Henry's.

It's a showdown of Selena Gomez' prior suitors.

Here's a topless photo that 20-year-old Nick Jonas shared on his social media page (left) -- and an equally skin-filled photo 19-year-old Justin Bieber posted on his (right).

It's a battle of the beltlines!

Here's 23 year-old pop sensation and paddle board amateur Taylor Swift in the Atlantic Ocean (left) ... and 23-year-old Weiner sext-pert Sydney Leathers along the Pacific Ocean (right) -- BOTH rocking high-waisted bikinis recently.

Julianne Hough and "Vampire Diaries" star Nina Dobrev are two of the hottest chicks in Hollywood ... and both were at Selena Gomez's 21st bday party ... but the question is, who's hotter?

Nina Instagrammed the pic Saturday night mid-celebration of she and Hough dressed as gypsies -- per Selena's theme -- and exposing their midriffs ... making everyone with eyes super happy.

29-year-old Blake Anderson (left), 28-year-old Adam DeVine (center) and 32-year-old Anders Holm (right) put on their best 'Workaholics' costumes and posed for pics at San Diego's International Comic-Con.

It's a battle of the bronze!

A shady looking 67-year-old Sylvester Stallone (left) posed at Comic-Con with 65-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger (right) to promote their upcoming action flick 'Escape Plan.'