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Abigail Ratchford

My 'Fifty Shades' Striptease

Got 86'd By Prince

2/13/2015 9:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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021215_abigail_ratchford_launch_v2The world is so cold and unfair, and Prince made it that way ... by forcing model Abigail Ratchford to remove her nearly naked Valentine's striptease from Instagram. 

Ratchford pulled out off all the stops for a "Fifty Shades of Grey" style Valentine's Day striptease -- which is awesome -- but unfortunately she set it to Prince's 1991 hit "Gett Off."

It's ridiculously hot, but nobody uses Prince but Prince. Sources close to Abigail tell us his label, NPG Records hunted her down and demanded the video come down immediately.

Prince notoriously scrubs unauthorized use of his music from the 'net ... and apparently there's no "smoking hot" exception. Still, 30,000 people LIKED the clip before its demise.

Abigail reposted the vid with a different song -- Janet Jackson's "Feedback" ... but it's just not the same.

Seriously, Prince ... we thought you, of all people, would appreciate a "Sexy M.F."

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Amber Rose vs. Kim Kardashian

Who'd You Rather?

(Rearview Edition)

1/20/2015 2:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Amber Rose Kim Kardashian AssOn the left we have Amber Rose, jet-skiing earlier this week in Miami ... while on the right we have Kim Kardashian, putting her ample backside to good use while vacationing in Thailand last year.

The question is ...

#EggplantFriday

Yanked from Instagram

1/16/2015 8:06 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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0116-bob-eggplant-instagramInstagram users will have to go somewhere else to get their vitamin D -- the social media site shut down the growing #eggplantFriday movement.

The hashtag had been used by thousands of people, like B.O.B. ... to post pics of their covered, yet bulging junk -- but Instagram pulled it from its search filter this week ... leaving women (and men) across America with no "eggplant" eye candy.  

Calls to Instagram have not been returned -- but considering IG"s stance on boobs and nudity in general ... pretty clear why they 86'd it. 

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Sad day for the produce world ... and for wieners. However, there's always Twitter. #FreeTheEggplant anyone? 

Happy Friday!

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Chris Brown

Shuts Down Porn Star

Who Posted Junk Pics

1/14/2015 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Chris Brown Porn StarChris Brown doesn't want his junk -- or even his alleged junk -- spread all over the Internet ... so he had his legal team shut down the Twitter page of a porn star who tried to do just that. 

Kagney Linn Karter went on a Twitter assault a few days back aimed at CB ... claiming he paid her $2,500 to be his escort. Kagney says CB thought the deal included sex, and when she refused to sleep with him he began bullying her online.  

Karter responded with a series of angry tweets, saying things like, "I WILL NEVER F*** A WOMAN BEATER EW DISGUSTING" and "HE IS PURE EVIL :(." 

But the tweet de résistance came when she posted photos of a penis which she says was attached to Brown, writing, "i can slap bitches now with chris browns d*** on my timeline all day say some SLICK S*** **pulls out CBs d*** WHAP." Poetry, ain't it?

But the pic and all the Brown tweets are now gone -- as well as everything she tweeted -- because our sources say CB's legal team got her Twitter account suspended.

Twitter policy doesn't bar all nudity, but it draws the line when a user violates someone else's privacy with graphic pics.

Perhaps this is what CB meant all along when he said ... these hoes ain't loyal.

Tara Reid

Nude Pic Impresses Porn Company

$1M Sex Tape Offer

1/9/2015 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Tara Reid has a million reasons to rip off her clothes and have sex with a stranger -- a porn site likes what it sees and is offering big money for her to star in its next skin flick.  

According to the offer, GameLink.com -- an on Demand porn site -- was so impressed by a sexy nude pic she posted on Instagram on NYE, it's ponying up $1M for her to, as they put it, "showcase her beauty and talent" by having sex on film. 

Sounds like they only have her best interests in mind ... they're offering the 39-year-old an opportunity for her to tastefully explore her sexuality with full creative control. 

No word yet if she'll accept ... but she could definitely squeeze one in before "Sharknado 3."

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Justin Bieber

Calvin Klein's Happy Trail of LIES!!!

1/8/2015 7:12 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Forget, "When a boy becomes a man." We know what Calvin Klein does when he doesn't.

Check out Justin Bieber's wisp of a happy trail in the pic from the raw video of the photo shoot. Now check out the photo taken for the print ad ... seems like Justin got a digital pelvic merkin. 


It's ironic ... CK is trying to make Biebs look more like a man, after being slammed for years for using hairless, nubile young models.

So we gotta ask ...

Heidi Klum

My Boobs Are

Too Hot for Las Vegas

12/19/2014 2:25 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Much like Sony did with North Korea, Sharper Image has caved in its battle with the City of Las Vegas ... and in this scenario, Heidi Klum's boobs are "The Interview."

Sharper Image's new ad campaign features a scantily clad Klum alongside suggestive copy designed to get you to buy the gadgets Sharper Image sells that you never knew you needed.

But Klum's cleavage did not meet Clark County code and the ads were barred from being displayed at McCarran Airport. The crux of the problem ... "the showing of the female breast with less than a fully opaque covering or any portion thereof below the nipple" -- aka underboob.

So Sharper Image submitted toned downed pics, which were approved, and will soon be displayed for all to see.

Who knew Las Vegas was run by prudes?

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Usher

Charges iPhone in Woman's Vagina

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12/4/2014 5:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Here's Usher charging his iPhone at Art Basel in Miami ... using a battery pack jammed inside of a woman's vagina. 

Usher paid $20 in exchange for 10 minutes of juice Wednesday night. A crowd of distinguished art enthusiasts stood by and watched the entire thing. 

The woman wanted to show how humans have become dependent on technology and she felt a super-charged vagina would help make her point.  We totally get it. 

Don't worry, the vagina was equipped with a second battery pack ... in case anyone had a Droid.

Fun Fact: The woman tells TMZ she could take two phones at the same time. 

Art -- it's deep.

Kourtney Kardashian

Breaking the Internet Is Hard

When You're Pregnant

12/2/2014 11:59 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Kourtney Kardashian had the stomach to pose naked for Dujuor magazine. 

Kourtney -- who is ready to pop with her third kid -- tried to one up Kim. When you  break it down limb by limb ... she really looks amazing ... shades of Demi Moore.

Your move, Khloe.

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Kevin Federline

That Penis Pic Is Bogus

My Real Dong's Hella Bigger!

11/26/2014 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Kevin Federline
 is calling BS on the naked pic supposedly featuring his legendary baby maker -- telling people the shot is faker than his rap career. 

The shot's been all over the Internet ... apparently showing K-Fed gripping his Sexcalibur like he's preparing for battle. 

But sources close to Federleezy say he's 100% certain it's a Photoshopped pic ... not only because he has tattoos down by the dragon's den which aren't in the pic -- but he also claims his shlong is way shlonger in real life. 

K-Fed's penis couldn't be reached for comment.

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Robin Thicke's

19-Year-Old GF

Couldn't Wait to Get Naked

11/25/2014 10:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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1125_april_love_geary_sexy_photos_launch_2Robin Thicke's nude girlfriend likes being ... nude.

April Love Geary is only 19 ... she couldn't even do this legally until a year ago. Butt clearly she couldn't wait to bare arms, and legs and ...

We got our hands on modeling pics April took with famed photographer Neave Bozorgi, who has an eye for very hot young women.

It's unclear whether Robin saw the pics before he began dating April, but if he did, it's kinda like test driving a Porsche ... once you get behind the wheel, you just gotta have it.

Iggy & J.Lo

Scare the Crap out of ABC's AMAs

With Their Booty

11/20/2014 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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111914_jlo_iggy_ass2assIggy Azalea and Jennifer Lopez have created excruciating stress on several ABC staffers -- the censors who will have their hot little fingers on the button during Sunday's American Music Awards.

Our spies tell us ... Iggy and J.Lo will perform "Booty" ... and network honchos are nervous ... real nervous. The execs have set the ground rules ... no cracks, no rubbing. There will be a 3-4 second delay, but these shows have a rich history of raunchy performances slipping through ... the cracks.

It's interesting ... we're told ABC has not put the kibosh on spanking ... something fairly prominent in the music video. But that's as sexual as execs will allow.

The question ... will Iggy and/or J.Lo cross the line?

Pray God.

Kim K vs. Jeff Beacher

Big Ass vs. Big Ol' Ass

Who Would You Rather?

11/19/2014 12:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Jeff Beacher Kim Kardashian Ass PhotoThere've been lots of Photoshopped iterations of Kim Kardashian's Paper Magazine shoot -- but only one man has dared to drop trou and put his real butt on blast.

Showman Jeff Beacher adorned himself in a wig, pearls and black lacy gloves in his homage to KK. The owner of the MGM Grand party palace Beacher's Madhouse showed no shame and no mercy.

Beacher has trolled the likeness of stars like David Beckham, Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears -- but this takes his art form to a whole new level.

The question is ...

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