'SNL' Roasts Trump W/ Tiger Talk & Epstein Drama in Call List From Hell
"Saturday Night Live" unloaded on Donald Trump last night ... but honestly, nobody was safe.
The show's cold open imagined Trump -- played by James Austin Johnson -- dialing up Tiger Woods ... and immediately regretting it. Instead of talking golf, Tiger drops a bombshell about his DUI and flipping his car, and Trump basically shrugs it off like, "should’ve told them we’re friends." Tiger -- played by Kenan Thompson -- responded that he did and it didn't work! Savage.
Trump makes some urgent phone calls from the Oval Office pic.twitter.com/UtBjQYrxyo @nbcsnl
Next up ... Melania Trump, where things go from messy to straight-up unhinged. She floats the idea of giving a random speech denying ties to Jeffrey Epstein. Trump’s response? Says it sounds "a little insane."
And last but not least -- Pete Hegseth jumps into the mix -- portrayed as a war-hungry loose cannon giving wild updates about Iran, with jokes suggesting world leaders might actually prefer bombs over more U.S. negotiations.
Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau Date Night at Coachella!!!
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau turned Coachella into their own little love fest ... and they're not even trying to hide it.
The pop star and former Canadian Prime Minister were spotted getting cozy during a desert date night at Coachella ... cuddling up, holding hands and basically giving "locked in" energy all over the festival grounds.
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Katy even gave fans a peek, dropping an Instagram carousel captioned ... "heat checkin' these chickens," showing the couple snacking, strolling and staying glued to each other throughout the night.
North West Steals the Show at Coachella!!! Not Even Performing
North West might not have been on the Coachella lineup, but you wouldn't know it.
The 12-year-old rolled through day 2 of weekend 1 like a full-blown headliner, stopping constantly to snap pics with fans across the festival grounds in Indio, CA.
Seriously -- every few steps, it was another photo op. And North was totally game. She smiled, posed and handled the attention like a seasoned pro, turning the desert into her own personal meet and greet.
Natasha Lyonne Shrugs Off Plane Drama At NYC Bar
Natasha Lyonne is back out on the scene and looking unbothered after her recent in-flight drama.
TMZ obtained video of the actress spotted at Faces and Names Bar and Lounge in NYC Saturday night, attending the after party for the premiere of "ERUPCJA" and she appeared in good spirits as she mingled with guests.
Witnesses tell us Natasha kept things low-key but social, chatting it up and moving comfortably through the crowd -- a stark contrast to the chaotic situation that reportedly unfolded on a recent flight out of New York.
Offset Back On His Feet After Shooting .. Hits Stage Days Later
Offset is back on stage just days after being shot and he's doing it from a wheelchair ... at least most of the time.
The rapper made his first performance Saturday since the shooting, rolling out in a wheelchair for a club appearance and proving he’s not slowing down despite the injury.
But he wasn't staying seated the whole time ... Offset actually got up out of the wheelchair at one point to perform, pushing through the pain as the crowd went wild.
Jennifer Lopez Leaves Coachella Sweating!!!
Jennifer Lopez just checked a major box off her list and did it in full bombshell mode.
J.Lo made her Coachella debut Saturday night, popping up as a surprise guest during David Guetta's set. The crowd lost it when Guetta teased he had "invited a friend" and out came Lopez in a skintight, plunging bodysuit that showed off her insanely toned figure.
No easing into it either ... she hit the stage ready to go, tossing her sunglasses into the crowd and ripping off her feathered jacket like it was nothing.
'Summer House' Ciara Miller Throws 'Loyalty' Shade at Amanda, West Romance
Ciara Miller isn't holding back and she’s making it crystal clear where she stands on loyalty.
The "Summer House" star hit Instagram Saturday after a Sephora run, posting a pic with a shopping bag but it was her caption that did the talking ... "@sephora actually rewards loyalty."
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The timing raised eyebrows, coming just after her ex, West Wilson, and former bestie, Amanda Batula, were spotted getting very cozy in NYC. The pair were seen making out during a double date, with a witness saying they kissed at the table before Amanda tried to duck under her sweater.
Coachella Justin Bieber, Nine Inch Noize, Jack White Light Up Coachella Night 2
Coachella Night 2 delivered a little something for everyone with Justin Bieber, Nine Inch Noize and Jack White each bringing their own distinct energy to the desert.
Bieber took the headlining stage, but skipped the typical pop spectacle. Instead, he leaned into nostalgia ... sitting behind a laptop for much of the set while singing along to YouTube videos of his biggest hits like "Baby" and "Never Say Never," and even pulling up clips from his early days online.
The crowd was locked in. Bieber still powered through a lengthy set and brought out guests including The Kid Laroi, Tems, Wizkid and Dijon, marking his biggest live show in four years.
Katy Perry Thank God Bieber Has YouTube Premium!!!
Katy Perry delivered one of Coachella's most meme-worthy moments, and it had nothing to do with being on stage.
The pop star was caught on camera during Justin Bieber's headlining set Saturday night, joking, "Thank God he has Premium," as she watched his YouTube-driven performance from the crowd ... a clear nod to skipping ads while he played clips of his own videos.
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Perry posted the moment to Instagram as part of a carousel from her weekend in the SoCal desert, leaning into the joke as Bieber's unconventional set quickly got people talking online.
President Trump I'm Watching A Different War ... In The Octagon!!!
President Trump took a break from the conflict in Iran to enjoy some UFC battles here at home Saturday night -- and, as usual, 47 made a grand entrance inside the arena.
The Commander in Chief walked out of a tunnel with UFC boss Dana White to massive applause from the crowd at UFC 327 in Miami's Kaseya Center.
Donald Trump makes his entrance ahead of the tonights fights 🇺🇸#UFC327 | Stream TNT Sports on HBO Max pic.twitter.com/A6FkCopOBc @ufcontnt
Check out the video that shows Trump waving at fans who are cheering him on while taking cell phone videos.
Justin Bieber Good Genes or Good Docs?!
Justin Bieber's looks over the years are UN-BELIEBER-BLE!
Here is a 20-year-old version of the Canadian native presenting in his undies at the Fashion Rocks 2014 event in New York City (left). This was 4 years after he dropped his big bop "Baby."
And more than a decade later, this Zzzaddy is still rockin' undergarments on stage, seen here (right). JB totally rocked out at Coachella this year and owned the spotlight, but we gotta know: Good Genes or Good Docs?!
Lookin' for more Bieber photos? Check out the gallery above showcasing his Coachella performances through the years!
Happy Bieberchella!
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U-M's Charlie May Following In Dad's Footsteps??? ... Exploring Coaching
Like father, like son could ring extra true in the May family ... 'cause fresh off winning a national championship with Michigan, Charlie tells TMZ Sports he's exploring a career in coaching -- just like his pops/coach Dusty!!
We caught up with the senior guard as he worked a celebratory shift with fellow hooper Nimari Burnett at Raising Cane's in Ann Arbor on Thursday ... and asked him what's next after the Wolverines cut down the nets against UConn earlier this week.
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He explained his playing days are over ... and now he's going back to school in more than one way -- he'll be a graduate assistant at Georgia as he doubles up on his degrees.
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Guess The Coachella Headliner-Hottie In These Sexy Shots!
Hidden behind these sexy shots is a 2026 Coachella headliner -- who knows how to work the camera in a bikini ... can you guess who she is?!
This ain't her first Coachella rodeo ... she performed in 2022. "Provenza" is one of her biggest hits, and she made a cameo during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show.
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Donald Trump You Don't Know Anything About the Strait of Hormuz!!!
President Donald Trump berated a reporter on the White House Lawn Saturday ... telling her she doesn't know a darn thing about Iran.
POTUS spoke to several reporters waiting for him outside the White House round 5 PM ET today ... and, one asked a question about why the Strait of Hormuz isn't open yet.
Check out the clip ... the prez is clearly unhappy about it -- and, he tells her "You know nothing" before asking which outlet she represents.
Eric Swalwell's Staff Deeply Disturbed By Allegations Against Him ... But We Can't All Quit
Eric Swalwell's senior staffers are distancing themselves from him ... while acknowledging not everyone has the means to do so.
Top staffers for Swalwell's congressional office and his gubernatorial campaign released a joint statement ... which begins with indignation over his alleged abusive behavior.
The two sides stand with their former colleague who accused Swalwell of raping her in 2024 and other women who have come forward and accused the congressman of sexual misconduct.