Baby Watch

... especially the part where she tried to throw the former baseball star under the bus by telling us she's actually his "mistress!"

The "Girls Next Door" star -- who turns 24 tomorrow -- is due on Christmas Day.

Chances of a virgin birth are nil.

Enrique, who recently admitted to smoking pot for inspiration, is now 34 ... going on 13.

Is Jennifer Hudson, "American Idol's" favorite seventh place finisher, with child?

Hudson had a baby shower this weekend, two papers in Chicago are reporting, citing sources close to the family. The Oscar winner is reportedly seven months pregnant and is engaged to reality TV star/wrestler David Otunga.

No word yet on the sex of the baby.

Calls to Hudson's camp were not immediately returned.

It looks like Gisele Bundchen's taut little tummy is safe for now -- Tom Brady just shot down rumors that she's pregnant with his second kid.

The denial happened after the New England Patriot's quarterback finished practice today, when reporters asked him if Gisele was knocked up -- which Tom straight up answered by shaking his head and saying "No."

Gisele's husband then added the classic line, "One is enough."

We don't blame him, dude's already got his hands full.

The rumors are out there, you be the judge ...

Buffy's chosen one is due in the fall.

We've learned Mel Gibson's girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child.

Our sources say Gibson has already told his estranged wife, Robyn, and their children about the news. We're told Oksana is in her second trimester.

Robyn filed for divorce on April 13.

The 27-year-old's maternity stilettos, nana shades and nutritious coffee shop beverage prove motherhood hasn't changed all of her pre-pregnancy habits.

Whitney Houston and daughter Bobbi Kristina's natural reaction to finding out Bobby Brown is having another kid was the same as anyone else's: Uncontrollable laughter.

Madonna's efforts to adopt another child are seriously under fire by a British organization that says she needs to ease up on the whole "give a kid a chance" thing.

According to a statement released by Save the Children UK, Madonna may be sending the wrong message by going through with her plans to adopt a second child from the poor African country, Malawi. A welfare official and a person involved in the adoption proceedings said the singer plans to adopt a 4-year-old girl.

The org believes Madonna's actions may unintentionally feed more interest into the criminal adoption industry in Malawi. Madonna faced criticism during the adoption of her son David Banda in 2008 after she allegedly circumvented the traditional two year waiting period by using her money and influence.

Some people may think buying people is wrong ... but everyone agrees that living with Madonna would be way worse.

According to the document, Mathangi Maya Arulpragasam officially named her son Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman, common spelling.