Beauty

Just like everyone else and their mother this Halloween, "Big Rich Texas" blondes Bonnie Blossman and her daughter Whitney are trading their fancy clothes and beauty products for toilet paper and go go juice and dressing up like America's favorite crazy down-home family ... Dina and Lindsay Lohan Mama June and Honey Boo Boo!

In fact, Bonnie and Whitney are dressing up as the sketti lovin' duo to judge a local costume contest this weekend ... for a pre-Hallows Eve test run.

Christina Aguilera has the chance to pump up a dating site that caters to BBWs ... and the men who love 'em -- all she's gotta do is accept one really, really BIG offer.

Eva Longoria has a nasty red blotch on the back of her neck -- and she's probably THRILLED about it ... 'cause it used to be a tattoo of her ex-husband's basketball jersey number.

Back in January, Longoria began laser treatments to erase 3 Tony Parker-inspired tats -- the "NINE" tattoo ... the wedding date tattoo on her wrist ... and Tony's initials (which were put on a very private, undisclosed location).

Tattoo removal doesn't happen overnight -- it takes multiple sessions, which have to be spaced out over several months.

The Situation scored a major legal victory over a company that hired him to promote their anti-fat cream, but then sued him for reneging his duties and hiding an RX drug addiction ... TMZ has learned.

According to court docs ... the "Jersey Shore" star and a company called Performance Brands both agreed to dismiss their dueling lawsuits (Sitch had filed a counter suit) after settling out of court.

Sources close to Sitch tell us ... PB agreed to cough up a "good sum of money," and Sitch won't have to shell out a dime.

TMZ broke the story ... PB sued Sitch after they hired him to be the face of their fat-metabolizing cream (and forked over a $75k advance) -- claiming he did ZILCH to promote the product. The company also claimed he breached his contract by hiding his RX addiction.

Sitch counter-sued, claiming PB was the one in breach of contract.

Christina Aguilera's Rubenesque physique could pay off in a huuuuge way -- TMZ has learned she's been offered $3 MILLION to be the face of a dating website for "big and beautiful" women.

The person behind the offer is former "America's Next Top Model" winner Whitney Thompson -- the first plus-size model to even win the show.

Whitney now runs TheBigandTheBeautiful.com -- and fired off a letter to Aguilera, saying she's extremely interested locking down Christina as the spokesperson for the website, which is "specifically designed for women with curves."

As part of the deal, Aguilera would agree to at least one TV commercial, one radio commercial, two photo shoots, and four public appearances. She also wants Christina to sing a jingle for the website.

The only thing hotter than Ben Affleck's career right now is ... Ben Affleck.

Here's the 25-year-old Oscar winner back in 1997 (left) -- and 15 years later, the 40-year-old "Argo" director/star at the film's London premiere this week (right).

Just like "Gigli," Ben is da bomb.

Lady friends Carla Gugino, 41, Malin Akerman, 34, and Emmanuelle Chriqui, 34, peacefully came together at a charity event in Venice Beach on Thursday.

Question is ...

While lawyers, jurors and reporters hear all about the meltdown of Britney Spears and who's responsible for her drug-fueled downward spiral, Britney was enjoying a frothy drink at Starbucks in Encino.

Check out her boots ... and her bangs.

Britney will not have to take the oath, because the judge in the defamation case has ruled she does not have to testify since she's currently under a conservatorship.

"90210" star Shannen Doherty HAS A BUN IN THE OVEN -- but it's not the baby kind ... it's the burger kind.

Rumors have been swirling today after a photo of Shannen emerged ... in which her stomach was a little more accentuated than usual.

But the actress says there's DEFINITELY NOT a baby in her belly ... just lunch.

She wrote, "I'm a size 2, not sporting a baby bump. That's simply the hamburger I wolfed down 2 minutes prior."

Shannen's little bundle of joy is expected to be delivered in the next couple of hours.

First Lady Michelle Obama and Ann Romney were both tickled hot pink at last night's presidential debate at Hofstra University.

Question is...

He may be on "Dancing with the Stars," but based on this pic ... it's all about watching Apolo Ohno's massive gun show.

After a kickboxing session on Sunday, the 30-year-old Olympian tweeted a humble pic of himself ... flexing his huge yoked arms.

Doing the Cha-Cha-Cha with Karina Smirnoff does the body good.

Here's Michael Jackson's 14-year-old daughter Paris Jackson at an event in L.A. on Thursday (left) -- and '80s supermodel and former "Celebrity Apprentice" star Carol Alt, 51, in NYC on Thursday (right).

Pretty young things.

Glenn Close really is "The Natural."

Here's the 35-year-old "Fatal Attraction" star back in 1982 (left) -- and 30 years later, the 65-year-old "Albert Nobbs" babe at a charity gala in Beverly Hills this week (right).

No sign of damages here.

Hold on to your Manolos, because Carrie Bradshaw and Charlotte York Goldenblatt reunited last night at a gay bar in New York City West Hollywood.

After attending an amfAR benefit earlier in the evening, "Sex and the City" fashionistas Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristin Davis hit up the ever popular Abbey for some late night cosmos and girl talk surrounded by some of their biggest fans.

When you're in NYC, you never know who you're going to run into ... like Ethan Hawke and Katie Holmes.

Ethan was hanging out on his stoop with his adorable daughter Indiana on Thursday, when who should just happen to be walking by but none other than Suri Cruise's mom. Don't you just love when that happens?

The two actors -- who both live in the Chelsea neighborhood -- chatted each other up for a bit before Katie went on her merry way.

Britney Spears was in rare form yesterday -- she was actually chatty and friendly!

Not surrounded by hoards of security and paparazzi for a change while shopping on Robertson Blvd., our photog actually got to ask Miss Spears a few personal questions -- about her new gig on "X Factor," her kids, and Madonna -- and the usually tight-lipped pop star answered them.