Beauty

Christian Slater showed off his toned torso during a shirtless dip off a Miami fishing pier with his girlfriend Brittany Lopez this weekend.

Having given birth eight months ago, Kate Hudson flaunted her hot mother-of-two body in a sexy striped bikini while at the beach in Cancun this weekend.

Just like his classic Ed Grimley character on "Saturday Night Live," Martin Short never gets old.

Here's the 34-year-old comedian back in 1984 (left), and 28 years later, the 61-year-old at an event in NYC on Thursday (right).

I must say.

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"America's Next Top Model" maven Tyra Banks, 38, and "Top Chef" sensation Padma Lakshmi, 41, broke bread at the same event in NYC on Thursday.

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Mom-to-be Snooki enjoyed her first sober Spring Break party in Cancun today ... while her "Jersey Shore" spinoff castmate Jwoww enjoyed the kind of cocktail an unwed pregnant reality star cannot.

It's her 37th birthday and Eva Longoria is single and ready to mingle ... with her celebrity girlfriends Kate Beckinsale and Victoria Beckham.

With Kate & Posh's hubbies nowhere to be found, the three gorgeous ladies wined and dined at Cecconi's in West Hollywood on Thursday to toast Eva's cumpleaños.

For once, Nicki Minaj left all her ridiculous Lady Gaga wannabe costumes (minus one lime green wig) at home and stripped down to flaunt her curves in a simple pink bikini on the set of her latest video in Hawaii on Wednesday.

After that horrendous Grammy performance last month, the 29-year-old finally proved she has some natural God-given talents.

Kate Middleton's 21-year-old cousin Katrina Darling flaunted her royal lineage -- and everything else -- during her racy nearly-naked stage show in NYC last night.

Darling, who is the Duchess of Cambridge's second cousin once removed and has never met Kate, is a burlesque dancer and brought her erotic dance act to the U.S. this week.

With her unborn baby girl due next month, a very pregnant Rachel Uchitel and her hubby Matt Hahn walked the streets of San Francisco on Tuesday.

Kim Kardashian is now the poster child for plastic surgery in Mexico ... and to that she says, Estoy enojada y voy a demandar [I'm pissed and I'm suing].

Dr. Victor Ramirez had Kim's pic plastered on a billboard in Mexicali -- a stones throw from the California border -- touting, "no arriesgue su belleza, ni su salud" [Don't risk your beauty or your health].

Problem is ... el buen doctor never got Kim's permission, and we've learned she's unleashed her lawyers who are now trying to figure out how to threaten Mexican style -- without getting beheaded, of course.

We spoke with Doctor Ramirez and asked if he got Kim's permission ... to which he initially said, "Que?" And then he went on, "Obviously I did not speak to Kim Kardashian. I do not have her number."

We told the doc that in America you can't use someone's picture without permission. The doc said he would get the police involved, and then he hung up.

Katniss Everdeen aka Jennifer Lawrence, 21, and Miley Cyrus, 19, -- the girlfriend of Jen's "Hunger Games" co-star Liam Hemsworth -- both struck a pose at the film's premiere in L.A. on Monday.

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Should you ever forget Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker is ALSO a member of the Transplants, just take a look at his head -- because TB just finished tattooing their logo onto his melon.

Barker recently put the final touches on his head piece ... work that was done by one of the more famous tattoo artists around, Mister Cartoon.

Travis clearly feels pretty committed to the punk rock/rap group these days ... even though it's really just a side project for all its members ... and word is they have a new album coming out soon.

Proving that her performance on "SNL" isn't the only thing that's flat, lippy singer Lana Del Rey flashed her taut belly in a Frank Sinatra half-shirt as she left the Guns N' Roses show in L.A. this weekend.

With her roots showing, a cockeyed facial expression, unflattering baggy men's jeans and a pair of construction boots, Rihanna's braless and see-through mesh top put on quite the R-rated show as she made her way to Da Silvano in the West Village this weekend.

Flaunt 'em if you got 'em.

Vanessa Williams has got the right stuff.

Here's the 26-year-old back in 1989 (left) -- and 23 years later, the 49-year-old at an event in L.A. (right).

Despite being being forced to relinquish her title, she'll always be Miss America.