Jessica Alba Bikini Pics Make For a Good Friday
Jessica Alba continued to do what she does best Thursday in St. Barts ... rock a bikini better than pretty much anyone.
We are risen.
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I'm Rob Lowe And I'm ... On Vacay Rob Lowe
Here's a version of Rob Lowe we can all get behind ... the selfie-taking one who hangs on the beach in Maui with his wife, Sheryl.
Let's face it, being like any version of Rob Lowe would be a good thing for the rest of us.
Well, except for "Dr. Vegas star Rob Lowe" ... we can all agree that model sucks.
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Eddie Murphy's GF Hottest Babysitter Ever
A Maui beach was blanketed by Eddie Murphy's smoking hot chicks this week -- one of them was his girlfriend, but the others were his daughter and the daughter's friend.
Eddie's gorgeous 35-year-old Australian girlfriend Paige Butcher was there with his 25-year-old daughter Bria and one of Bria's friends. Murphy apparently missed out on the fun.
Hands down ... this vacay looks better than almost all of Eddie's movies in the last 10 years.
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Jessica Alba Cakes Up for Spring Break With Chrissy Teigen
Jessica Alba still does spring break like she's 23, and she's got the booty to back it up -- as she proved on a Caribbean beach with Chrissy Teigen.
Jessica, Chrissy and John Legend were frolicking in the water Thursday -- and it's almost like Alba's ass knew it had to do something to stand out with so many celebs in one spot.
Mission accomplished.
Not to be a buzz kill, but Jessica's 3-year-old daughter Haven is in the photo too (pink hat).
Sorry. You may now resume objectifying her mom -- and because we have a deep respect for history ... here's a classic.
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Amber Rose You Can Touch My Ass ... With An Airbrush
Amber Rose has an ass that just won't quit ... getting Photoshopped -- and here's a little before and ass-ter to prove it.
Amber posted a bunch of Instagram shots from her day at the beach in Hawaii -- and everything was so smooth. But then we got some paparazzi shots of her ass -- it's hard to miss -- and these pics are straight outta dimpleville.
Truth is Amber's in good company -- even Beyonce's been busted multiple times altering pics.
And say what you want about it, but that booty trapped Kanye West AND Wiz Khalifa.
Respect.
And from the no-filters-required department ... we offer these. On fleek.
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Amal Clooney Check Me Out Hollywood My Abs Are Ready For a Close-Up
Amal Clooney is on the diva fast track -- based on her latest outfit ... she's going full-court press on the Hollywood glitz thing.
George Clooney's bride is a quick study in attention-grabbing ... Amal stepped out for dinner in NYC in a midriff-baring ensemble that would have Lady Gaga licking her chops.
Amal reportedly lunched with Anna Wintour earlier in the day ... so it's possible she's gearing up for a Vogue spread.
Whatever the reason -- the barrister's got a brand new bag.
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'Millionaire Matchmaker' Hottie My Ass Loves Ball Sports ... That's No Stretch!
"Millionaire Matchmaker" star Candace Smith made the perfect love connection on an L.A. beach Tuesday ... between her ass and the paparazzi.
Candace -- a former beauty queen -- hit the sand for some volleyball and a pigskin toss (looks like she has game) ... with her pal ex-Miss USA Susie Castillo.
Like all finely tuned athletes ... Candace knows nothing's more important than stretching. Well, that and a very small bikini.
Check out the pics -- these ladies worked up a serious thirst.
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Elizabeth Olsen Cover-Up in Malibu
Elizabeth Olsen, the younger sister of the Olsen Twins, was hangin' on the beach in Malibu ... lookin' hot and leaving a lot to the imagination.
The "Godzilla" star broke off her engagement to super-hot model Boyd Holbrook in January.
It's clearly a case of post breakup hotness, right?
Alessandra Ambrosio Is it Cool If I Bring The Kids To My TOPLESS Photoshoot?
Go play, kiddo ... mommy's wabos are out -- is what we imagine Alessandra Ambrosio shouted at some point during her topless photoshoot slash family outing.
The Victoria's Secret supermodel brought the girls out in Malibu Thursday. She also brought her fiance, her son, and her daughter too.
Of course, she still looked fine as hell, it's just ... her son walking into the shot does change the mood quite a bit.
Hint: Cover up the kid with your hand. Muuuch better.
We gotta ask ...
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Mayweather/Pacquiao War On the Dome Front
The Mayweather vs. Pacquiao rivalry has taken over a hair show in Puerto Rico -- where a famous barber stole the spotlight by etching BOTH fighters onto the same dude's head!
TMZ Sports has the pics ... showing a barber named Anthony from Elegance USA carefully shaving images of Floyd and Manny onto a guy at the International Hair Show in Ponce, Puerto Rico.
Anthony is a hair portrait specialist ... he's done everything from Michael Jordan to Klay Thompson ... and even Scarface!
So, how much does it cost to get a famous dude (or lady) put on your melon? We're told he runs between $100 and $200 a pop.
For the record, we're told the guy in the chair is pulling for Manny ... but clearly, Floyd is also on his mind.
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Jessica Alba She's Crushing My Dream, Honestly ... Candlemaker Claims
Jessica Alba has cornered the market on the word "honest" ... according to a small business owner who happened to pick a company name dangerously similar to Alba's nearly billion dollar venture.
Kiki Rupert tells TMZ ... Alba's "The Honest Co." is making things very difficult for her candle biz "Honest Earth Candles." Rupert's been warned by the U.S Patent and Trademark Office she could be in big trouble because she could be creating confusion in the marketplace. Alba's biz also sells candles.
Rupert claims an Honest Co. lawyer notified her it obtained a trademark back in 2012. The bad news for Rupert is she didn't file her TM application until last November.
Rupert says she's invested thousands in her small biz, and a name change could ruin her. We've reached out to reps for Alba's company, but no word back yet.
The USPTO says Rupert can appeal its decision, but let's be honest -- she's gonna have to change the name.
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Bruce Jenner I Win by a Nose
Bruce Jenner is continuing his ride to transform, because we've learned a few weeks ago he got a nose job to smooth things out.
Sources close to Bruce say the goal was to "soften" his features and make his nose look more feminine. Must say ... it worked.
It's the latest in a series of physical changes, that included a laryngeal shave to smooth out his Adam's Apple.
As we reported Bruce has also been undergoing hormone treatments and has been undergoing therapy for the transformation ... therapy that has been going on for years.
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Hilary Duff Hot Bikini Selfie Divorce Does a Body Good
Here's Hilary Duff ... showing off what Mike Comrie will be missing out on now that she's decided to pull the plug on her marriage to the former hockey star.
Duff posted the pic to her Instagram account ... with the caption, "Hey #moms #westillgotit ❤️ #loveyourbod."
Duff and Comrie separated in January 2013 ... but she finally filed for divorce back in February.
#PostBreakupHotness
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Matt Stafford's Fiancee BACHELORETTE PARTY ... Suns Out, Buns Out
It's 48 degrees and cloudy in Detroit ... so Matt Stafford's future wife hit Vegas for her bachelorette party -- and proved her ass can hang with the best of 'em!!!
Kelly Hall and her gal pals hit the pool party at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand ... where she did some bikini crowdsurfing ... bikini cheerleading ... and other bikini-clad activities -- under the 85 degree Vegas sun.
The Detroit Lions quarterback and his college sweetheart got engaged last year ... and they famously broke the news at a Cold Stone Creamery.
Now, the wedding is right around the corner -- hopefully, the reception will be half as much fun a the bachelorette party!!
EVA LONGORIA GOOD GENES OR GOOD DOCS?
Eva Longoria's beauty will go on for-eva!
Here's a 26-year-old version of the "Desperate Housewives" hottie at a Hollywood fashion show back in 2001 (left) and 14 years later ... the restaurateur -- who is celebrating the big 4-0 this weekend -- speaking at a panel in Los Angeles earlier this year (right).
The question is ...
More Good Genes or Good Docs!
Victoria Beckham The Corpse Bride
Looking like she just walked off set from a Tim Burton movie, Victoria Beckham walked the red carpet Thursday night with hubby David at the Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty Fashion Gala in London.
Zigazig AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!