DUI

Thanks to his newfound fame, Caribaya Rums wants to make Alaska's First Gentleman, Todd Palin, their spokesperson. Take that Joe Six Pack! We found out the NY-based alcohol company sent a letter to Mr. Palin asking him to be the face of their rum and believes he "would become a sex symbol to the millions of women that enjoy our product." A hockey mom's gotta have her daiquiris!

In the letter, Caribaya mentions a possible ad could feature Todd showing off his "bare chest, dressed in Hawaiian boxer shorts, surrounded by our rum." Just like every other Alaskan male on a Saturday night.

No word if Todd has accepted the offer.

Yeah, this works.

He got drunk, fell in a pool and his hooves came tumbling after.

But fear not animal lovers, the horse was fine. He just had a killer hangover the next morning.

The Yankees didn't even make it to the post season, but that didn't stop one of their star pitchers from losing anyway.

Joba Chamberlain was arrested for DUI at around 1 AM on Saturday morning after being pulled over for speeding near his hometown of Lincoln, Nebraska. The Yank's pitcher allegedly had an open container of booze in the car.

Joba was booked for DUI, speeding and having an open container in his car -- he will be formally charged on Monday.

Chamberlain has since apologized for his "error in judgment."

Kayley Gable, granddaughter of film legend Clark Gable, had some trouble Monday night fending off gravity. Proof that knowing someone in the biz doesn't mean you won't have to start from the bottom.

"To Catch a Predator" catcher Chris Hansen enjoyed himself in Las Vegas on Wednesday night.

Kurt Angle -- an Olympic gold medalist and former WWE wrestler -- was found not guilty today in his DUI case.

Angle was arrested at his home in Moon Township, Penn. last October after a witness called the police, claiming Kurt was driving erratically after pulling out of a local bar.

Prosecutors couldn't get the charges to stick because officers never saw Angle in the car -- which is kinda important when you're prosecuting him for driving drunk.

On one of her usual drama filled strolls through the streets of London, Wino smashed a glass bottle at the feet of some passing paps, then socked some woman in the face with her handbag when the lady tried to confront her. Remember to keep your distance, people.

The president of ABC Family's Kappa Tau Gamma might be the one in line for a spanking -- by the legal system.

L.A. City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan tells TMZ that Scott Michael Foster was just formally charged with two counts of DUI stemming from his July 21 arrest. Foster plays head frat boy Cappie on ABC Fam's "Greek." He was popped on Wilcox Ave. in the early morning of July 21.

Foster has to show up to be arraigned August 11.

Shia LaBeouf, in trouble again and this time it's really serious. TMZ has learned he's been arrested for suspicion of DUI.

Law enforcement sources tell us LaBeouf was involved in a car accident at about 3:00 AM at the corner of La Brea and Fountain in Hollywood. We're told Shia made a left turn in front of another car and the two collided, causing Shia's car to roll.

Paramedics were called to the scene and both parties were taken to a local hospital, but no major injuries were sustained.

LaBeouf was placed under arrest on suspicion of felony DUI after we're told he exhibited "outward signs" of intoxication at the scene.

UPDATE: We now have more info. A law enforcement source tells TMZ deputies are at the hospital right now, checking on the injuries of the victim and Shia. If the victim's injuries are serious, Shia will be booked on suspicion of felony DUI. If the injuries are minor, Shia will be cited and released on misdemeanor DUI.

While we miss the boozy Burke, we're thankful Kelly Monaco was there to take her place as that girl.

The star of ABC Family's frat-house series "Greek" may have taken his TV role a lil' too far.

The LAPD tells TMZ that Scott Michael Foster was popped for DUI early this morning in Hollywood. Foster -- who plays Kappa Tau prez Cappie on the show -- was charged and released on his own recognizance a few hours ago. He will be back in court on August 11.

We just broke the news -- Khloe Kardashian, Kim's lil' sis, will surrender Friday to begin serving 30 days in the slammer for a probation violation after a DUI.

Kim K, who might have trouble getting her major asset in a 12x8 cell, is now speaking out, saying on her blog, "Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved."