Tracy Morgan Got Fried after the Emmys
And the award for the cheapest post-Emmys meal goes to ... Tracy Morgan!
We've learned after the Emmys on Sunday night, Tracy and his date directed their limousine driver to the home of the cheapest square burger in Los Angeles -- Wendy's.
Tracy hopped out of the limo to personally pick his poison from the drive-thru menu -- including two orders of delicious french fries.
The sweet, greasy taste of victory.
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Indiana Jones On the Hunt
Only separated by a thin pane of glass -- and millions of dollars in the bank -- Harrison Ford and Helen Hunt didn't notice as they sat two feet from each other yesterday at Le Pain Quotidien in Brentwood.
Paris was right. Stars are blind.
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Triple H Victim of Birthday Cake Attack
WWE superstar Triple H turned 40 last night -- and his post-Monday Night RAW birthday celebration quickly erupted into a no-holds-barred cake smashing massacre!!!
Almost everyone at WWE, including John Cena, Big Show, Vince McMahon and Batista, joined the dessert firing squad -- and, for once, it didn't look like they were entirely faking it.
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Snoop Dogg's $900 Munchie Trade-Off
The best way to a Snoop Dogg concert is through his stomach -- as the employees of a California pizzeria just found out.
We're told Snoop and tour mate Stephen Marley placed a $900 order with Big Louie's Pizzeria in Eureka last Wednesday -- but instead of asking for cash, the restaurant put in a request for concert tickets.
Snoop and Marley obliged -- forking over 12 tickets and a bunch of t-shirts and hats.
Fun Facts: S & M ordered pizza, 6lbs of BBQ ribs and hot wings -- Marley stuck to vegetarian pies while Snoop got the chicken pesto and chicken garlic extreme.
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Billy Joel NY Restaurant State of Mind
A box of chocolates, a dozen roses ... or an Italian restaurant in the Hamptons -- not all gifts for the wife are created equal.
Sources tell us Billy Joel is looking to buy his wife Katie Lee the aforementioned Italian restaurant, and we're told he's eying a spot in Sag Harbour, NY.
Katie Lee, who is four years older than her stepdaughter Alexa Ray, is a chef in her own right and served as the first host of Bravo's "Top Chef."
And now a snippet from Billy's "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant"...
"A bottle of white, a bottle of red
Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead
We'll get a table near the street
In our old familiar place"
Fake Rachael Ray Ad Read the Fine Print
How can you tell a shady looking ad featuring Rachael Ray might not be legit? They spell her name wrong!
An email blast for a product called Natural Acai is making its way across the Internet. It features a picture of Rachael Ray and the email even says it's from her. But alas -- Rachael has nothing to do with the product.
Ray's reps tell us this has been an ongoing problem. Several different Acai berry websites have popped up using Ray's image -- all because Ray has mentioned Acai on her show. Each time a site like this pops up, Ray's people get it taken down.
Look for this one to bite the dust shortly.
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Obama's Burger Run Most Important Bill in DC
Change finally did come -- and it was $7.60.
If you feel the need to treat your staff to a lunch-run worthy of the President of the United States, you're gonna need a cool $72.40 -- 'cause that's exactly how much Barack Obama spent during that NBC televised jaunt to Five Guys burger joint.
TMZ locked down the entire order -- down to the toppings -- an order that Obama paid for with cold, hard American cash.
- Cheeseburger with mustard, tomatoes, lettuce, jalapeno (for OBAMA)
- Little cheeseburger with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, ketchup
- Bacon cheeseburger with mustard, relish, onion
- Little hamburger with lettuce and tomato
- Grilled cheese with everything
- Cheeseburger with mushroom, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, mustard
- 2 reg cheeseburgers with lettuce, tomato, mustard, ketchup, pickles
- Cheeseburger with ketchup (for Brian Williams)
- 10 orders of fries
Anyone else hungry?!
Astronaut Water It's a Pisser
The #1 source for drinking water in space ... is #1.
Astronauts on the International Space Station had their first taste of liquid goodness from their new urine recycling system -- which magically transforms pee, sweat and water condensed from exhaled air to create a nice cool glass of aqua. Who's thirsty!?
But here's the crazy part -- not only do the astronauts think the final product tastes great ... but they even cracked jokes about it, claiming the water came with this special warning: "drink this when real water is over 200 miles away."
Space humor -- it's golden.
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Rachael Ray Loves a Stiff Cocktail Weiner
While in Miami this weekend, celebuchef Rachael Ray showed off what her four basic food groups are: Wine, margaritas, tequila and hot dogs.
Later the 40-year-old foodie taped her newest series "30 Minute Hurl."
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Evander Holyfield Grabs a Bite
Post-inauguration, all eyes are on Barack Obama. But when we got Mike Tyson victim Evander Holyfield in D.C., he wasn't paying as much attention to the President's ears as we would have hoped.
But, man, was he all about that airport food.
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Food Network Chef Bites Hand That Feeds
Guy Fieri needs a crash course in spokesmanship -- because when a company like Friday's pays you buckets of cash to pimp for their restaurant, you're supposed to say you LIKE their food!!!!
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Billy Ray to Miley: Open Wide, Here Comes Dessert
There's something a little creepy about a 15-year-old girl getting spoon fed by her dad.
Billy Ray Cyrus, his 15-year-old moneymaker and her 20-year-old boyfriend/underwear model had a three-way date at a milkshake parlor in West Hollywood last night. So we ask....
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Inmates Get Baked for Paris
It's been one year since Paris Hilton turned Lynwood Jail on it's ass -- and since her former roommates don't have anything better to do -- they're celebrating!
Through a state funded cooking class, the inmates baked a cake to commemorate "Operation Secure Paris." Notice the Eiffel Tower symbolizing the heiress ... those lawbreakers are so clever!
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McCain Intern Chef Boyarthief
Always blame the intern: John McCain's campaign tells TMZ that it was a "low-level unpaid staff debacle" that resulted in a bunch of Food Network recipes being fobbed off as Cindy McCain's on the Senator's web page.
We're told that the intern in question has been "swiftly dealt with" and that the site's already been taken down. Apparently, McCain's peeps say, the web intern saw fit to "add Rachael Ray to our policy team" (so droll, those McCainites) and they apologize to the Food Network for the recipe-filching, as first observed by the Huffington Post.
Fear not, though: Cindy's "recipes" have generated "a tremendous amount of public interest" and they're working on getting the page back up -- with Mrs. McCain's real recipes. Stouffer's creamed chipped beef on white toast, anyone?
Sly Does Jury Duty, Acts Rambo-esque
Sly Stallone showed up at an L.A. courthouse today for jury duty ... and almost immediately got pissed off at the candy machine -- throw the book at that contraption!
Rambo was escorted into the jury room by six -- count them, six -- deputies and an assistant, who filled out all of Sly's paperwork.
Stallone then retreated to the vending machine, apparently in search of a particular type of candy. When it wasn't there, Sly said, "Oh s**t," and then went to another machine and got Skittles.
He was pacing up and down in the jury assembly room. One prospective juror says Sly was "disruptive," speaking loudly as he paced back and forth. At one point, Sly screamed, "Oh f**k." The prospective juror says it looked as if Sly got a Skittle stuck in his teeth.
Former Idol Contestants' 'Lofty' Demands
Before fading into fallen "Idol" obscurity, Ruben 'The Velvet Teddy Bear' Studdard and Kimberley Locke can still get their dressing rooms fitted to their liking.
While Locke requests simple and "Fit Club" friendly items like salsa, tortilla chips, and fruit - specifically melons and cantaloupe (ick, really?), Studdard asks for an entire "loft" of wheat bread.
That's a whole lotta PB&J sandwiches.