Ashley: Red Menace

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Tiny twin Ashley Olsen was spotted outside her Los Angeles office in this surprisingly respectable ensemble -- despite the candy-colored eyewear that looks like a cereal box prize.

It's amazing that the petite millionairess can balance that gigantic purse while wearing those 5" heel peep-toe slingback pumps! That's talent!

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Celeb Fashion Animal Instincts!

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Meeeeeeeeeeow! The stars have got their animal instincts -- which sometimes lead them astray! Welcome to the jungle!

Check out all the stray kitties and other critters in our Animal Instincts gallery!

Need more, dawgs? Grab a vine and swing on in to our "Frightening Fangs" and "Chowing Down" galleries.

Getting Into Paris' Pants Is About to Get a Lot Easier

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Paris Hilton wants to give you the jeans off her backside -- and you don't even have to buy her a drink first!

Sources tell TMZ that the former jailbird flew to San Francisco on Wednesday for a top secret meeting with Macy's executives to discuss her new denim line. Let's hope they're not crotchless! We're told the reaction from Macy's was amazing, so expect to see Paris jeans at a mall near you -- in sizes Small, Emaciated and Nicole.

Paris used a post-prison photo-op to debut her namesake jeans outside the Lynwood jail last month.

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C n' P Go JCP

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Celebrities gathered at the Deco landmark Sunset Tower Hotel last night for Chip & Pepper's C7P JC Penney launch party. Young and free! The new C7P offers sportswear basics for a lot less dough.

C n' P Go JCP

Lovebird lookalikes Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy happily hung out with designers/identical twins Chip and Pepper Foster.

"The OC" cutie Rachel Bilson was hush-hush when it comes to Hayden Christiansen -- with whom she has been romantically linked.

A shaggy Jared Leto and an overly made-up Shanna Moakler also enjoyed the festivities.

Cain and Co. Rockin' Crocs -- Blech!

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Dean Cain and his son Christopher, 7, took a stroll in Malibu yesterday, proving that Crocs are hideous at any age.

Hot Dad Dean wore a pair of hot orange Crocs -- making him look like a pool man at the Playboy mansion. His son shows that the grayish color is not effective in reducing the ugliness of this unfortunate footwear. CPS was not notified.

Coincidentally, mom is former Playmate Samantha Torres.

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Lil' Kim's Not-So Lil' Nip Slip

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Evidently, Teddy's was handing out nip slips with their drink tickets last night! Please have your, er, IDs out!

Following Bai Ling's peep show, Lil' Kim, who turns 33 today, got into the boob-baring biz by exposing her right titty outside the trendy Hollywood lounge. Happy breast day! The wardrobe malfunction occurred as the ghetto fab ex-con maneuvered her way into a ride driven by R&B gigolo, Ray-J. Baby got front!

Somebody get these ladies some bras!

Jennifer, Please Say It's All a Bad Dream, Girl!

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At a fashion event in Rome this weekend, Jennifer Hudson debuted her new short weave and her really big and tall new accessory -- André Leon Talley from Vogue! Strike a pose!

Despite the fact that Talley was the man behind Jennifer's NASA-inspired Oscar outfit debacle, the standout pair arrived to Valentino's 45th Anniversary Celebration gala together. Forgive and, er, forget! While Hudson chose a glamorous orange gown, ALT opted for an unfortunate caftan, which appears to have been styled from a duvet cover at a Beijing brothel. And I am telling you -- fashion karma is a bitch!

Jennifer knows that nothing is more slimming than standing next to a plus-sized 6'7" dude in a muumuu!

The Supermodels Walk Again

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It was a '90s flashback as supermodels Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Gisele Bundchen, Amber Valletta and Helena Christensen (not pictured) pranced down the runway at John Galliano's Christian Dior Fall 2007 fashion show in Paris earlier this week. J'adore Dior!

The eccentric designer, decked out in over-the-top bedazzled bullfighter chic, debuted the fashion house's exclusive made-to-order/unwearable Dior Haute Couture Collection Fall 2007 while simultaneously reuniting some of the biggest faces in the supermodel stratosphere of the last 20 years! Paging Cindy and Christy!

Haute couture gowns can cost upwards of $500,000. Now you know why superdupermodels like Linda don't get out of bed for less than $10,000! You betta work!

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Wears Live Fur

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Sarah Michelle Gellar looked like she was ready to slay Mohammed Al-Fayed after the billionaire placed a dog on her head! That's right. A live dog! What a bitch!

Gellar was in London to help launch Harrods summer sale on Monday, when Al-Fayed, who owns the world renown store, knighted her with the four-legged accoutrement. Fur-galicious!

Al-Fayed's son, Dodi, was dating Princess Diana when their car crashed in Paris in 1997, killing them both. Fayed has pursued numerous inquests into the circumstances surrounding the deaths. A star-studded charity concert honored the late Princess at Wembley Stadium on Sunday.

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Tracy Morgan: Probation Chic

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Tracy Morgan slipped into this vintage flapper dress, Paris Hilton-sized pumps and the celeb accessory of the moment, a SCRAM alcohol monitoring device. Thirty-Rockin'!

Seen here in Beverly Hills with wife of twenty-two years (yeah, we didn't know that either!), Sabina, the fabulous funnyman was snapped while leaving a photo shoot for an upcoming issue of GQ. You go, girl!

Paris Takes Cuthbert's Sloppy Seconds

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It appears Paris Hilton took style tips from good friend Elisha Cuthbert for her post-pokey prance. Somebody call the fashion police!

The heiress turned ex-con emerged from the Lynwood Hilton on Tuesday wearing a short-sleeved Petro Zillia jacket -- similar to the one Elisha wore (pictured here) when they went shopping together back in March. Oh the gall!

It appears young Hollywood gals share more than just boyfriends!

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BET's Fashion Fright Night

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From the looks of last night's red carpet, it's obvious why the BET Awards honor the best entertainers in music, film and sports -- but not fashion! BET phone home!

From Beyonce's roboho performance getup to Eve's streetwalker chic, check out why it's time these artists hired new stylists and put the hip back into hip-hop!

On another note, while Robin Thicke didn't scare up any fashion alarms, he also failed to become the first white artist to win a BET Award. The world will just have to wait for Celine Dion's next album to drop!

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Paris' Post-Prison Runway Walk

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Move over Martha Stewart's poncho, there's a new post-pokey fashion trend on the rise! Park Avenue Princess Prison chic!

TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton emerged from her 23-day stay at the Lynwood Hilton on Tuesday, sporting a $448 Olive green short-sleeved polyester/linen blend jacket by Petro Zillia. StyleChic's Aly Scott tells TMZ that Paris paired the summer jacket with new jeans from her own Paris Hilton denim line and a pair of $300 white Marcello Toshi heels. Imagine walking in her size 11 shoes!

We're told Paris picked up the items at Petro Zillia on L.A.'s trendy West Third street, and also bought the matching shorts to go with the jacket. That's hot!

Aguilera Uplifting in China

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Christina Aguilera took a voluptuously hot minute to answer some questions in Shanghai ... but reporters found it difficult to pay attention. Can't hold 'em down!

The pop star's eye-popping push-up put reporters off their purpose during the "Back to Basics" tour presser.

There have been rumors that Xtina is preggers. As usual, she's milking the publicity for all it's worth.

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Kelly Osbourne: Boxers or Briefs?

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Kelly Osbourne proved fuchsia-heads have more fun -- while shopping for lingerie in New York on Monday. Pity in pink!

Looking like a '90s club kid the morning after an all-night rave, Kelly exited trendy bra and panty emporium Agent Provocateur in Soho -- with her black American Express card in her mouth. Ch-ch-charge! *burp*

If you think Kelly looks funny in this unfortunate not-so rosy ensemble, just think how sexy she'll look in her new purchases!

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Guess The Train Wreck!

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Skanky fishnets, homemade jean chaps and black undies can only mean one person ... and no, not even Britney would stoop this low!

Reality star Brooke Hogan scalded the retinas of a crowd in Charlotte, North Carolina with this fancy wardrobe choice at a KISS 95.1FM radio show performance this weekend.

Once again, making the Hulk proud.