Fashion

Don't mess with Black Jesus ... or YOU WILL PAY ... just ask Knicks stud J.R. Smith, whose ass just lost a $48,000 lawsuit involving a diamond necklace that features an Afro-American rendition of the Messiah.

A jewelry company called Lemmerman's sued Smith, claiming he ordered a bunch of bling back in 2010 -- including a diamond chain, two Black Jesus pendants and some earrings -- totaling $25,500 ... but never paid.

We're told one Jesus pendant and chain cost roughly $15,000 alone.

Lemmerman's sued for $48,101 -- which includes the jewelry bill plus interest and attorney's fees -- but Smith never responded to the suit ... so a judge ruled in Lemmerman's favor.

Smith has now been ordered to pay the $48,000 asap ... or else. Calls to Smith's people weren't returned.

Rockin' a 1993 "Melrose Place" choker and a pair of tattered jean shorts, sometime actress Mischa Barton went for a leisurely stroll in Los Angeles on Monday.

It's been ten years since "The O.C." premiered and the fresh-faced 27-year-old "A Resurrection" star has proven her career still has legs.

Contrary to popular belief, Marissa Cooper is alive and well.

It's baby bump's first red carpet ... as a glowing, newly pregnant Halle Berry showed off her growing belly -- and sexy legs -- at the premiere of her new movie "The Call" in Buenos Aires on Monday.

As TMZ first reported, the 46-year-old is three months pregnant with her first child with fiance Olivier Martinez and has learned she is having a boy. Halle already has adorable 5-year-old Nahla from her previous relationship with Gabriel Aubry.

Don't cry for her Argentina ... well, unless you go see "The Call."

Chris Bosh's wife Adrienne hit a Caribbean beach with their adorable 11-month-old son -- who was udderly overshadowed by his mom's booty-FILLED bikini.

Looking like a long lost "Real Housewife of Orange County," former teen pop princess Debbie Gibson proved she can still stomach the competition by flashing her golden tan flat midriff in Hollywood on Wednesday.

Lululemon has 86'd the woman behind their see-through yoga pants, which is a damn shame -- and not only because Sofia Vergara looks so good in that style. Okay, mostly because of that.

The person who burglarized Chris Bosh's Miami house has a HUUUUGE set of cojones on 'em ... 'cause they ransacked the place WHILE SEVERAL PEOPLE WERE INSIDE THE HOME.

TMZ has obtained the police report filed after the Miami Heat star noticed he'd been jacked late Wednesday night -- and according to the docs, Bosh told cops the perp took a bunch of expensive stuff including:

-- 12 watches (worth $300k)
-- 2 rings ($4,000)
-- several purses ($155,000)
-- $20,000 in cash

Bosh told police he noticed his 2012 NBA championship ring on the floor in his closet -- almost as if the crook KNEW not to take it.

According to the report, several people were inside the house during the time of the burglary -- including two babysitters, the couple's children, and another teenager. Bosh and his wife had been at a birthday party for the NBA star at a Miami nightclub during the time of the incident.

Cops say there was no sign of forced entry ... but it does appear that two doors in the home were unlocked.

Chris Bosh is missing $340k in jewelry ... after burglars struck his Miami home early this morning while the NBA star was out celebrating his birthday ... this according to police.

Miami Beach PD says Bosh called cops around 12:30 AM after he and his wife returned to their pad after partying at a nightclub in South Beach and noticed their house had been ransacked.

According to cops, Bosh noticed a jewelry drawer was open and several expensive items were missing -- including watches, rings and purses.

Fortunately, cops say the bad guys didn't take the Miami Heat star's NBA championship ring.

Cops say there was no sign of forced entry and they're currently trying to meet with anyone who has access to Bosh's home.

Disney princess turned wannabe hipster badass, Miley Cyrus took time out from twerking to flash her engagement ring while taking her Urban Outfitters approved beanie and black American Apparel-ish negligee for a bra-free stroll in Hollywood on Wednesday.

It's official ... Lindsay Lohan can no longer contain herself after partying her face off in Brazil.

The 26-year-old actress ditched her trusty bra Saturday for a helicopter ride in Florianopolis ... after partying all night in Sao Paulo. She's been on the Brazil nightclub train ever since she flew south of the equator to promote some jean company last week, and she's obviously having support issues.

Timbaland is a big fat liar who's trying to get one over on his insurance company by filing a bogus $1.8 million claim over a missing watch ... this according to legal docs filed by the insurance company.

TMZ broke the story ... Timbaland filed a lawsuit against American Home Assurance Company claiming his 2-year-old daughter lost his Jacob & Co. watch bedazzled with 30 carats of diamonds ... and the insurance company won't ante up.

But in new legal docs ... A.H.A.C. claims it doesn't owe Timbaland a dime -- claiming he's been as slippery as a seal, lying like a rug. The insurance company claims:

-- Timbaland bought the watch for $900,000 but insured it for TWICE the purchase price.

-- Timbaland reported the watch stolen ... but 4 months later claimed his daughter misplaced it.

-- Everyone involved told a different story ... the wife implicated another female, the assistant implicated the maid, the maid only copped to sleeping with Timbaland's brother-in-law and the brother-in-law refused to cooperate. No one ever mentioned the daughter losing the watch, like Timbaland belatedly claimed.

Lindsay Lohan says she stole NOTHING from "Anger Management" -- She's telling friends she had a deal with producers she could take all the stuff she wanted, and they'd just deduct it from her salary.

Lindsay acknowledges, she walked off with 2 bracelets, a necklace, sunglasses, a pair of shoes, gold earrings, a silk bathrobe, lingerie and tap shorts. She claims the wardrobe person was well aware she had the goods and claims the wardrobe lady specifically said it was A-OK and the cost would be deducted from her salary.

Lindsay's also telling friends, she's NOT going to return the stuff, because as far as she's concerned she paid for it.

Here's the problem. Sources from the show tell TMZ ... Lindsay walked off with the bracelets, the necklace, earrings and shoes BEFORE there was any discussion about leaving with the stuff. We're told the wardrobe person told producers she was not going to become a cop and block Lindsay from leaving the set with her stuff, so she told her the value of "all missing items" would be deducted from her paycheck.

Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole jewelry and wardrobe items from the set of "Anger Management" ... this according to sources on the set.

We're told during filming ... Lindsay decided she was going out clubbing one night, and took a bracelet, a necklace, earrings, pants and shoes from the wardrobe department. Yes, the stuff never came back.

Sources say Lindsay told people on the show ... producers would just take the value of the items out of her salary, but we're told that ABSOLUTELY wasn't the deal.

And there's more ... Multiple sources on the set tell TMZ Lindsay was "the biggest prima donna ever on 'Anger Management.'" We're told she showed up 2 hours late the second day, refused to come out of her trailer for 2 hours, left early to go clubbing and threatened not to return.

Sources say the crew broke out in applause when she left, calling her a "nightmare."

Here's legendary Oscar winning actress Kathy Bates in Beverly Hills on Wednesday (left) -- and the Rocket Man himself, Sir Elton John last year (right).

They don't need rose-colored glasses.

There's a mad scramble under way to get into Jon Hamm's pants -- with two of the biggest underwear companies on the planet hoping to win the affection of Jon's junk ... TMZ has learned.

The undie brands gunning for Jon's crotch are Fruit of the Loom and Jockey -- which both reached out to Hamm after reports surfaced that "Mad Men" producers asked Hamm to stop going commando on set because his dong was visible through his clothes.

TMZ has learned ... both companies have reached out to Hamm in the hopes of remedying the alleged problem ... with FREE UNDERWEAR FOR LIFE!!!

A rep for Jockey told us ... "Jockey would like to offer our support for Jon Hamm in the form of a lifetime supply of Jockey underwear. "

The Fruit of the Loom people also have a message for Jon -- "We want people to be themselves. And if going Commando makes you happy, we say go for it. But in case you change your mind, we got you covered."

For his part, Jon hasn't confirmed the commando rumors ... despite the fact that there are a TON of pics on the Internet of his moose knuckle in full swing.

Mom jeans and stretch pants be damned, because Kim Kardashian isn't letting a little thing like carrying an unborn child to term stop her from wearing skin tight uncomfortable leather maternity dresses.

By the grace of God, the 32-year-old mom-to-be somehow managed to stay upright in a pair of sky high stiletto heels and successfully wedge all of her childbearing hips, ass and thighs into a form fitting mustard yellow sheath while maneuvering through the streets of NYC on Tuesday.