Hot Bodies

Danica McKellar was best known for playing Winnie Cooper on "The Wonder Years" ... until now. Now DM is that hotpants-wearing, midriff-baring chick from a music video!

You lose, Kevin Arnold ... and we win.

It was only a matter of time -- Miley Cyrus went FULL NAKED for an artsy photo shoot ... but sorry pervs, it ain't exactly a Penthouse spread.

20-year-old Miley stripped down to her birthday suit for a Marc Jacobs t-shirt -- which is part of the designer's "Protect the Skin You're In" campaign to raise awareness for melanoma research.

Of course, the slogan is carefully placed over Miley's chest to cover her nipples ... and she uses her hand to hide her hooha. You can breathe easy, Billy Ray ...

Miley posted the image on her Twitter page -- along with the caption, "Ts are available at 9 Marc Jacobs boutiques including SanFran, LA, Chicago, New York, Boston, & Savannah GA!"

Kevin Arnold would LOSE HIS MIND RIGHT NOW.

Former "Wonder Years" star Danica McKellar flaunted her figure in a punk-rock-meets-Hollywood-streetwalker outfit yesterday ... and damn, she looks GOOOD.

McKellar -- who's 38 years old BTW -- rocked the look for a new Avril Lavigne music video.

Avril was there too, but who cares.

We know Shakira's hips don't lie, but her ass is another story -- because even though she put on a sexy g-string to hit the beach in Hawaii ... she kept her goods under wraps!

Why so cruel, Shakira? TMZ investigates!

We have some good news, and we have some bad news. The good news: Dave Chappelle's arms are still jacked as ****. The bad news: he still hasn't brought back "Chappelle's Show."

Dude's got great taste in clothes though -- he was out shopping at Barney's in Beverly Hills over the weekend.

Now bring back "Chappelle's Show."

Rihanna forgot something on the way out of a hotel in Stockholm, Sweden today.

Live your life.

Bar Refaeli had some issues with her bikini riding a little too high up during a yacht trip off the coast of Spain this weekend.

Fortunately, she managed to fix the problem. Here's the proof:

With San Diego's International Comic-Con in full swing there is one sultry participant that has delivered year after year with incredibly clever (and more importantly sexy) costumes for your viewing pleasure.

Geek out on some of Adrianne Curry's best looks from her convention closet.

Beauty queens and nudie pics go together like Farrah Abraham and porn ... the latest example, a photo of Miss Alabama flashing her giant knockers -- which is being shopped to the highest bidder.

Our sources tell us ... someone is hocking a pic of Madeline Mitchell, who repped Alabama in the 2011 Miss USA pageant. At the time she was known as the hot chick who was in a horrific car crash.

As for the pic -- we've seen it. It's a selfie and she's topless -- showing off her HUGE southern melons -- smiling from ear to ear. Her hoo ha is covered.

It's unclear how the seller got the pic ...or if there have been any offers.

She's twerked on land ... and now Nicki Minaj is twerking at sea -- and fortunately for the human race, she captured the entire aquatic adventure on tape.

A bikini-clad Minaj twerked off inside of a swimming pool -- wearing a skimpy little bikini that accentuated her legendary badonk.

"Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara threw on her whitest bikini in Greece this week ... and flashed a vertical smile to all of the locals.

Sofia seems to be on a butt-flashing kick these days ... as evidenced by this, this, this and this.

God, we love you.

Denver Nuggets star Kenneth Faried plays power forward, and now -- thanks to his own drunken rant -- we know the source of his power ... is in his pants*.

(*according to KF's calculations)

Like a spitting image of The Situation, Justin Bieber once again blew his top ... and flexed his abs HARD for some shirtless photos on a boat in Connecticut.

Complete with soggy sagging basketball shorts and Marky Mark inspired underwear, Bieber hung topside with his posse -- Including Little Za and Twist -- to soak in the sun.

Dude seems to be allergic to shirts these days -- he's been showing more skin than that guy from "Silence of the Lambs."

So, here's a photo of supermodel Bar Refaeli kissing another woman ... you're welcome.

The other chick appears to be Bar's good friend Orna Elovitch. We don't really know much about her ... but she got to go mouth-to-mouth with Bar, so she's clearly important.

Stuff like this almost makes you forget Bar tongue wrestled with the GoDaddy guy ... ALMOST.

OK ... this video is INSANE -- but in a good way ... a way that's going to make you laugh, make you shake your head, laugh again ... and then wonder, "What the hell did I just watch?"

The star of the video is Denver Nuggets superstar Kenneth Faried -- who also happens to be on the cover of the ESPN body issue ... the one with all the naked athletes.

The 23-year-old was leaving Lure nightclub in Hollywood last night -- and seemed a little boozy (but in a playful way) ... when things quickly spun out of control.

First -- our guy had no idea who Kenneth was (so Kenneth messed with him and told him he's a soccer player ... pretty funny).

As Kenneth continues to mess with our guy, one of the NBA star's friends whips out the ESPN mag ... and our photog finally puts 2 and 2 together. It's hilarious.

And that's when the REAL fun begins ... with our photog asking about the naked photo shoot:

Photog: Were you nervous in the nude?
Kenneth: No! My d**k is big!!!

Kenneth then holds up the cover and starts musing on and on about his physique ... "I'm a SEXY INDIVIDUAL. Look at that s**t. You see that s**t? Look at them yams! Look at them abs!"

KF also says he's down to do Playgirl ... but there's a catch.

The best part of the encounter ... Kenneth took the responsible route home -- and got into a waiting SUV.

So ... when Andy Murray's girlfriend agreed to play the Wimbledon champ in a game of smash ball on the beach this week ... think she felt a tad bit inadequate?

26-year-old Murray and his 25-year-old GF Kim Sears celebrated his big Wimbledon victory with a beach trip to the Bahamas ... and the first order of business -- beach tennis.

Meanwhile, Andy's top Wimbledon opponent, Novak Djokovic, was last seen at a village in Serbia ... riding a tractor.

Murray wins. Again.